Remember the Triglyceride Trap Queen who barged into the Chicopee Police station last week, threatened a bunch of cops, got arrested, and then assaulted a couple more over Burger King drama?
Well, she got out of jail, but instead of obeying the law she decided to pull an Abrams.
I love when police Facebook posts add a little sass. Always brightens my day.
This laardvark just got out of jail for a pretty serious charge and what does she do?
Posts about having a party at her crack den, where presumably her crotch fruit would be living were she not such a slopopotamus. Then she decides to call the cops herself after her car gets “stolen,” then calls them again during the party at 2 AM to report that OTHER PEOPLE in other apartments were too loud. She gets pissed about the fact that the cops can’t kick people’s guests out of their own apartments so she responds by smashing a car window and throwing trash in it. Just another day in the life of the Triglyceride Trap Queen.
This was my favorite part:
“Witnesses were able to show our officers video. When officers spoke to the suspect, she stated she did not do it. When told about video, the response was things happen when you party, and maybe I threw some things at a car, but did not mean to break anything.”
Things happen when you party. Sometimes you smash car windows and throw cake inside of it. Maybe. Big deal.
I think the real crime here is that she’s charging $2 to get in and it’s BYOW, which sounds like booze isn’t provided. Unless of course it stands for “bring your own wigga,” which is entirely possible in this scenario.
The funny part is that she thinks she could hide this all from the cops by having a separate Facebook account with a different name – Stefania. Because that will really fool them. Especially when “Stefania” posts the same nasty ghetto shit that Stephanie does.
Better work on your game fellas! Her stench trench isn’t gonna climax itself!
She also had a birthday party, FOR HERSELF, two weeks ago, in which the cops were called at 4:30 for loud music. She claims she smacked a cop when they were called.
I’m close to her age. If I had a party, I’d have to BEG people to show up. Meanwhile this bitch has benders every weekend like she’s Miley Cyrus. Fifteen years ago if I had a party I’d have to keep it on the down low so that randos didn’t show up, and that was without social media. Now if I had a party I’d have to send out Facebook invites months in advance so people can get sitters and shit. Then again, when your kids are in DCF care I guess your schedule becomes a little more flexible.
Oh, and she broke up with the latest guy who was stuffing her because he didn’t bail her out last time.
That and the subpar cuntalingis is grounds for a Chicoyokefield divorce.
Hey Stefania, we’d love to have you on the Live show whenevs. Hit us up on Facebook and we’ll give you an exclusive interview so that you can tell your side of the story.
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