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A Week After Getting Arrested Inside Chicopee Police Department The Triglyceride Trap Queen Was Arrested Again For Smashing Window After Breaking Up With Sperm Donor For Not Bailing Her Out


Remember the Triglyceride Trap Queen who barged into the Chicopee Police station last week, threatened a bunch of cops, got arrested, and then assaulted a couple more over Burger King drama?

Well, she got out of jail, but instead of obeying the law she decided to pull an Abrams.


I love when police Facebook posts add a little sass. Always brightens my day.

This laardvark just got out of jail for a pretty serious charge and what does she do?

Posts about having a party at her crack den, where presumably her crotch fruit would be living were she not such a slopopotamus. Then she decides to call the cops herself after her car gets “stolen,” then calls them again during the party at 2 AM to report that OTHER PEOPLE in other apartments were too loud. She gets pissed about the fact that the cops can’t kick people’s guests out of their own apartments so she responds by smashing a car window and throwing trash in it. Just another day in the life of the Triglyceride Trap Queen.

This was my favorite part:

“Witnesses were able to show our officers video. When officers spoke to the suspect, she stated she did not do it. When told about video, the response was things happen when you party, and maybe I threw some things at a car, but did not mean to break anything.”

Things happen when you party. Sometimes you smash car windows and throw cake inside of it. Maybe. Big deal.

I think the real crime here is that she’s charging $2 to get in and it’s BYOW, which sounds like booze isn’t provided. Unless of course it stands for “bring your own wigga,” which is entirely possible in this scenario.

The funny part is that she thinks she could hide this all from the cops by having a separate Facebook account with a different name – Stefania. Because that will really fool them. Especially when “Stefania” posts the same nasty ghetto shit that Stephanie does.

Better work on your game fellas! Her stench trench isn’t gonna climax itself!


She also had a birthday party, FOR HERSELF, two weeks ago, in which the cops were called at 4:30 for loud music. She claims she smacked a cop when they were called.

I’m close to her age. If I had a party, I’d have to BEG people to show up. Meanwhile this bitch has benders every weekend like she’s Miley Cyrus. Fifteen years ago if I had a party I’d have to keep it on the down low so that randos didn’t show up, and that was without social media. Now if I had a party I’d have to send out Facebook invites months in advance so people can get sitters and shit. Then again, when your kids are in DCF care I guess your schedule becomes a little more flexible.

Oh, and she broke up with the latest guy who was stuffing her because he didn’t bail her out last time.

That and the subpar cuntalingis is grounds for a Chicoyokefield divorce.

Hey Stefania, we’d love to have you on the Live show whenevs. Hit us up on Facebook and we’ll give you an exclusive interview so that you can tell your side of the story.



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23 Comment(s)
  • marilu
    September 11, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    Prettyyyy sure “byow” stands for bring your own weed, and the cops saw that b.s. on her ratchet ass page.. that should have been an additional charge even if it is ‘legal’ here now

  • Mighty Moose
    September 4, 2019 at 2:51 pm

    I see by the down votes this moose knuckle miracle is lurking.

    • Cheap Date
      September 11, 2019 at 11:47 am

      Yer all farkin jealous and sex-starved.I did not want to break up with her, because she is great in the sack and has a tite O-ring, but I can’t keep up with her and she grunt like a pig when we’re doing it and she snore bad after we finish. But at least she go strait to sleep after and leaves I alone.

  • Joe Besser
    September 4, 2019 at 9:42 am

    This tomato stole my physique.

  • John Blutarsky
    September 4, 2019 at 8:42 am

    All I want to know is how in the fuck any dude can get aroused by the sight of that fat pig? And not only fat, but downright homely also. There is nothing about this woman that makes her sexually attractive. So how the fuck does a guy get wood with this beast???

    • Captain Trips
      Fatty Arbuckle
      September 4, 2019 at 9:50 am

      Nogs will pop anything with a vagina.

      That’s why you always see fat chicks with them.

      Can’t get anything other than a groid and groids have no standards so it works out for them I guess.

  • Shelby
    September 4, 2019 at 8:17 am

    I’m so sad 🙁 I own the very same dress that this beast is wearing with the strapless top. I receive so many compliments anytime I wear this dress. And now I will never be able to wear it again, every time I see it, I will think of this creature.

  • Eddie Haskell - LAPD
    September 4, 2019 at 7:12 am

    Every town has that family/ residential address where the person or family are persistent problems for neighbors and cops. Lard ass is one of those people. She’ll eventually get tired of the cops coming every other night and move out of town. Science.

    • marilu
      September 11, 2019 at 1:17 pm

      Nah, not in Chicopee. The biggest move she’ll make is to another multifamily on Chicopee Street, she’s not leaving

  • ncfoothillbilly
    September 4, 2019 at 7:02 am

    This story is BS. I know she didnt waste any food by throwing it into a car window. fatties dont waste food, esp cake. Hell, I wouldnt waste cake and Im not a big fat huffalump like this ‘broad’.

  • Allah board
    September 4, 2019 at 4:42 am

    Well at least in jail she gets feed and water, and she even gets bedded down for the night. What more could a horse ask for? Life is good.

  • Silencio Dogood
    September 4, 2019 at 2:53 am

    What is it with Blacks and fat women? With sires in lieu of fathers, is it that they develop Oedipal fetishes for plushy-sized Jemimas and the likes of this wigga speaking Beluga? Damaged little boys are overly influencing our ideal of beauty, and I can’t imagine the next DCF generation of mixed-blood views on matters, beyond government as family and religion.

    • Someone in the rolls
      September 4, 2019 at 8:23 am

      They think the fatter the chick, the tighter her vaj is because of all the fat pushing it closed. Yup pretty nasty, but I asked the question before myself and that was the reply lmao…

  • Turtle BBC
    September 3, 2019 at 11:07 pm

    Damn nigguh shawty thick but even i wouldn’t hit that shit.

  • z
    September 3, 2019 at 8:24 pm

    You know, if she lost a 100 pounds she’d still be a DBag lard ass.

    Just move to Holyoke on the other side of the river and be done with it, you only live a couple of minutes away. You’d fit right in, in the flats. Just stay east of High St. and no one will notice you.
    The cops probably wouldn’t even bother you because over there your shit would be small potatoes.

    • marilu
      September 11, 2019 at 1:18 pm

      Very well said, Z, as usual. Nothin but factzz

  • ElJefe72
    September 3, 2019 at 6:44 pm

    “Better work on your game fellas! Her stench trench isn’t gonna climax itself“


    • Kim Wescott
      September 5, 2019 at 1:55 pm

      PURE GOLD!

  • Ugh
    September 3, 2019 at 5:58 pm

    TB, this article needed one of those warnings that say “Graphic content, viewer discretion advised.” Ugh.

    • Disgusted
      September 3, 2019 at 6:30 pm

      Could be used as a TB Breakthrough Weight Loss Program.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    September 3, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    HA! Fatty got used for quick sex and dumped on her ass! Give it up chick! You’re useless!

    The riverbank is this way!

  • Disgusted
    September 3, 2019 at 5:33 pm

    Straight up twatapotamus!

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