Aaron Fudge Hits Window Smashing Cheesehog With Bat As Blubber Flies In Epic Waterbury Cheesehog Throwdown
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This is one of the most INSANE fight videos we’ve ever seen. It takes place in Waterbury, CT, and starts off like your typical ratchet rowdydown – an able-bodied male in a white t-shirt and mesh shorts, who obviously is not working at 4 PM on a Monday, throws a bottle at a Land Rover. Then all hell breaks loose:
The only time I go to Waterbury is when I get stuck in the NIGHTMARE traffic that always exists on I-84 between Danbury and Hartford. Luckily I have never once been tempted to get off the highway at any point between those destinations. And this is why. Because this is your average Monday afternoon in Waterbury.
Let’s go to the play by play….
It starts off right after the Land Rover gets hit with that bottle by the neighborhood gardening club. After that the pink shirted, cargo shorted man bun jumps out of the Land Rover, with a baton of course:
He starts threatening the productive citizen in the white t-shirt, but it’s really just a distraction for Big Momma so she can smash the other car’s back window:
“How bow dah???”
At this point it was officially on.
Then out of nowhere a hero emerged to take down this lurchbeast…….with a bat of course:
But as you can see, Big Momma was not the least bit fazed. After all, she wore her favorite pair of fighting flip flops, and she’s certainly not scared of some Thicky Minaj with a bat.
She literally lunges at her with no fear while Aaron Fudge swings for the fences:
And Big Floppy connects directly on her shoulders at full speed:
But it takes a lot more than a bat to the head to take down the Waterbury Thightanic. Next thing you know Big Momma had the upper hand as Manbun McGee kept the scavenging ratchets at bay:
That’s when he busted out the baton:
And proceeded to strike Joe DomaggiHo with it while she attempted to pull Big Momma’s new haircut out of her skull:
Then we had a quick cameo appearance from Waterbury High School class of 1995’s best dressed winner as he moseyed across the street:
Where do you even buy those glorious capris? Amazing.
Anyway, the fight eventually came to a draw, but not before the crowd was treated to a little afternoon delight from Mookie Swetts:
And just think – multiple people in that video have taken her to poundtown. Would!!
Anyway, this video made us think – we need to do a blog on the ten biggest dumps in Connecticut. We’ve done Massachusetts and Rhode Island. Logically CT should be next. But I really don’t know this state that well. I know Killingly is a shithole. Same with Bristol, New Haven, Hartford, New Britain, and obviously Waterbury. What’s your top 10?
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11 Comment(s)
Hartford is at the top of the list. It is $50 million dollars in debt and keeps looking to the rest of the state to bail its failing ass out of the red. Yet no mention is ever made of welfare reform as a remedy toward fixing the problem. Ride down any street near Hartford Hospital and you’ll see an ocean of able-bodied folks doing nothing in the middle of the day – or worse yet you see them riding around on motorcycles that a tax-paying sucker can’t afford. It’s a shit hole and to be avoided whenever possible. Feel free to substitute New Haven or Bridgeport for Hartford and you’d be right also. There’s a reason the state ranks near last in any measure of fiscal/economic soundness.
What the fuck just happened there?! That shit was nuts!
So a guy starts this by throwing a bottle at a car and scurrying away. Then, out of nowhere, Ludo appears with something in her hand and smashes the another seemingly uninvolved car’s backseat window while someone in the driver’s seat rolls up the window as if that’s going to help them, like hey here’s another one to smash! Then a head pops out of the smashed window. Wtf! Then where the fuck did Miss Piggy come from swinging the bat? You gotta hand it to Ludo though. She took that shit like a true beast! Then there’s so many rolls and titties flopping around that it’s hard to tell who’s who. The guy in the pink shirt is a real fucking pussy though. The POS that started the whole thing is across the street, literally playing with his balls the whole time. While the pink shirt (who I believe is actually a developing preteen girl in desperate need of a training bra) proceeds to club Jabba when List is already handling biz! All the while the instigator stands there completely unharmed!
That shit was hilarious! Thanks so much for that!
Need new video link STAT
Did Big Momma bust out that SUV window with her bare fists?
I have a strong opinion about CT and none of it is good. I lived there for a short time and realized the state is filled with ratchets very early on, that don’t know basic driving laws (like who has right of way in a rotary) and all identify with New York sports…Yankees, Jets, Giants, etc. I lived there when Kraft bought the Patriots and they were all boohooing when he kept them in Foxboro when before and after everyone was a Giants fan. Couldn’t even get Bruins or Patriot games on TV. Sucked. Then I move back to Mass and see CT drivers all the time blowing by me going 90 on 395 every work day, cell phones in hand. I hate CT and pretty much anyone that lives there. There was once a Toyota commercial that said, “See your New England Toyota Dealer Now”…and it showed a map of New England MINUS CT. It was priceless because it was basically correct. CT is part of that scummy area known as the tri-states, not New England (NY, NJ, PA). No shortage of ratchets and flat brimmed Yankee hats there.
EAT A COCK YOU MASS PUSSY !
Did you notice anything similar in all those people? Yup, savages in Waterbury too
skin color seems to be the same also . . . .
I think everything south of the Massachusetts border and west of the Rhode Island border would qualify for that list
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This is like Mad Max shit..How can this be a civilized country with F’s like this? Time to exterminate!