Abominable Ho-man Leads Providence Police On Buck Necked Wednesday Frolic Through Park

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Meanwhile in Providence, here’s your average Wednesday afternoon for the cops…..

I’d like to see Kaepernick take a knee for that chick. Sometimes you just have to run naked through a public park in broad daylight.

The best part is she ran behind the fence, laid down, and began taking a nap.

Perfectly normal.

And the Providence Police didn’t even seem the least bit fazed by it. Could be worse though, it could’ve been Moby Trick doing it.

And you people thought New Bedford was bad. Don’t let the water fires fool you – this is the real Providence.

4 Comment(s)
  • Kim Un Jong
    September 6, 2018 at 6:03 pm

    Fake, the Abominable Ho Man’s picture & video sightings are blurred like the Bigfoot ones

  • TJB
    September 6, 2018 at 5:24 pm

    The name is Phylis. Syphilis.

  • Captain Trips
    September 6, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    “Police were able to locate the naked perp by following a slime trail into the local park”

    “Film at 11!”

  • hank
    September 6, 2018 at 3:29 pm


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