If you haven’t seen the video of the acrobat falling off “wheel of death” at the Barnstable Fairgounds in Falmouth, you’re gonna wanna brace yourself before hitting the play button, because it’s not for the faint of heart. Don’t worry, I wouldn’t be showing you the video if he was dead.
Things were going great when he was hopping up and down, Tony Hawking that wheel and making the carney folk moist.
But he got a little too cocky, and the next thing you know….
Acro-splat!
Couldn’t have possibly fallen at a worst point – high in the air but still on the way up which guaranteed he’d fall back the way he came, directly into the path of the other wheel so it would split him in half like a grilled cheese. Then to make matters worse he landed directly on his neck.
As horrified children looked on. News reports indicate that he’ll be fine and probably out risking his life for the amusement of families in between looking at pigs and stuffing their faces with fried dough. My question is, what is the point of being an acrobat? It can’t pay that much, and you could die with the slightest misstep, so it has to be a stepping stone to something right? You can’t just be a carney for the rest of your life, but where do you go from there? Circque du Soleil? The carney tail better be worth it to put up with that.
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Chump change.
He brizzoke his bizzack.
Retard Cizzarny fizzuck…
If you know, you know.
I DON’T MEAN A THING, IF IT AIN’T GOT THAT SWING, BA-BA-DEEP BA-BA-DAH BA-BA-DAH!
Priceless, finish him!
Write something about the Rise of the Moors wackos you hack. Oh wait you don’t have any sources there so you’re just gonna fat shame jobless losers from New Bedford some more. No wonder Bristol doesn’t sleep with you anymore
Carney Tail.
Have you ever see these ratchets up close?
There used to be whole Carneytown out side of Tampa where all of the travelling carneys lived on the off season. It was a cross between a freak show and the boneless chicken ranch.
Their viruses had viruses.
Not a toof for as far as you could see because values meant that tattoos and a pack of Newports came before dentists.
Fucking scary place.
Casual Observation:
Why in the fuck does his buddy start throwing him around like Whitney Houston? (Great example of what not to do when your friend hurts his neck / back)
My favorite carnival game was “hit a coon & win a cigar”
He could become a carney sword swallower and fire blower in the carney trailer area or rt 6 rest area there’s always a demand and pay cums up big!
ps Ima just wondering if anyone can read between the lines on the P-town covid clusters and their rapid spread ton other places like Boston, NYC and Northamptom. Mmmmm now I have a Chubba! Call me a faggot I dare you!
Don’t we think that giving Cyrus the title “acrobat” is bestowing far too much glory on him than warranted? WTF he’s just some dope down the Cape trying this for a summer job, clearly not even athletic, and likely getting paid sub-minimum wage under the table. His next call should be to 1-800-Shyster to get some ambulance chaser to open an OSHA claim.
Hey Mike, nobody complained when you were still a jizz mopper but called yourself a custodian, live and let live.
Welp, guess you got me there. In some small way we are all Cyrus. Just tryin’’ to make our mark, like a head plant in the dirt at the fair grounds.
After that stunt, what do you do for an encore?
Bend you over!
You’d probably like that though.
Steve O can join the ranks of the working now.
The only good thing about the Barnstable fair is there are no boons or nogs anywhere within a 20 mile radius, and the only spics you see are the ones picking up the horse shit and emptying trash barrels.
This coming from a guy who works at Target
I’m aghast at your language!
Please clarify distinction btwn Coon vs. Nog? Is it subtle, or more obvious like Chimp vs. Gorilla?
A boon is a fat overweight black female, usually seen in packs at these types of fairs. And a nog is pretty self explanatory.
Do they have any horses at the petting zoo? Asking for a friend
That’s at the Heavy Petting zoo
LOL…
For me I’d rather watch an idiot copy and paste stupid Facebook shit from his wifes basement and cry like a bitch for donation money than go watch an idiot walk on a human hampster wheel.
I’d rather read posts from butt hurt losers like yourself, now that’s how you spend time!
The crowd there totally sucked. A little more screaming and clapping would’ve gotten Cyrus back on that apparatus.
Hahaha, I loved the “Call a ambyalance!” from the real brainy shot-caller in the audience. Seriously, there must be at LEAST one person in every group that just starts barking that once someone gets hurt.
Why could it not been TurtleBoy, and on his head? We need some balance in this world. That’s why I started a church with these two rocker dudes and we are staying in the house of Mr. Cums, apparently he has many. We are even hiring special need kids by starting with MC Spectrum (do not worry TurtleBoy, we got room for you too).
Look out for my first Single in Christian radio ” Need no Gat, I gots God”
Defund Gravity!
Because he is at least trying to work, despite the lack of nobility in the job.
And that is a lot more than I can say for that skank in Rhode Island scamming everyone who was also blogged about today.
LMAO 12 people actually hope he’s not okay haha
I always prayed to see one of those faggоts fall out of that thing when I was a kid lol
You didn’t really want to see that happen to your father, did you?
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On a side note, It was nice to see the bunch of DYKES Who wouldn’t take a knee for a blow job but would to disrespect our country get their asses handed to them by Sweden ,Fuck those cunts nine ways to Sunday
“I hate the USA that’s why I represent America in the Olympics.”
Do not worry the show will resume as scheduled. If we find that wheel of death no longer spin true due to operation failure of Cyrus we can have recalibrated. By show of upvote would spectator pay $20 extra if Cyrus repeat new stunt at next show?
Barnum and Bailey dropout…..
Looking at this seriously (OK, I know this is Turtleboy, but…) the problem was a lack of an emergency brake because you can see that he was in trouble the rotation *before* the one where he fell off.
He slipped, that was a slip, and he tried to keep the show going.
Bad decision.
Nah, they make it look like that on purpose for the scare factor… If you look close, his left foot just stepped right off the thing by accident.
I used to shake my ass for the circus! Yahooooo! Kayla Noel-Brown for captain!
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there !
The greatest gift is the ability to forget.
Maybe this human hamster will remember but that’s not the point. You get back on that wheel and you remember that you can do the things.
My father took me to Barnyards and Baileys Circus and he said and I quote:
“That Elephant has a huge dick but it’s better than a coal mine.” So i took that to heart and now look at me.
President of The United Situation at the border.
My red headed secretary will answer your answers that you have.
I’m Boe Jiden
Thank you for your service, Boe.
I knew a Tom from riding the rails of Amtek. He was wonderful and kind and he knew the things. The Secret Servants wanted to shoot him but I said no man, this is an American who worked like the people who also worked for the dream that the people have. There is a document that proves this. That’s why I am a man that knows how to do and you know them.
Let’s get hot dogs.
I’m Boe Jiden
YOUR DAD was a wise man…take heed of his advice
That was awesome! And it’s not even autumn yet!
Working without a net. Literally.
Am i right folks?!?
Try the fried dough
This is one of the best comments of all time. I laughed a lot. Thanks