Acrobat Goes Acrosplat Hot Doggin On Wheel Of Death At Barnstable Fairgounds


If you haven’t seen the video of the acrobat falling off “wheel of death” at the Barnstable Fairgounds in Falmouth, you’re gonna wanna brace yourself before hitting the play button, because it’s not for the faint of heart. Don’t worry, I wouldn’t be showing you the video if he was dead.

Things were going great when he was hopping up and down, Tony Hawking that wheel and making the carney folk moist.

But he got a little too cocky, and the next thing you know….


Couldn’t have possibly fallen at a worst point – high in the air but still on the way up which guaranteed he’d fall back the way he came, directly into the path of the other wheel so it would split him in half like a grilled cheese. Then to make matters worse he landed directly on his neck.

As horrified children looked on. News reports indicate that he’ll be fine and probably out risking his life for the amusement of families in between looking at pigs and stuffing their faces with fried dough. My question is, what is the point of being an acrobat? It can’t pay that much, and you could die with the slightest misstep, so it has to be a stepping stone to something right? You can’t just be a carney for the rest of your life, but where do you go from there? Circque du Soleil? The carney tail better be worth it to put up with that.


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50 Comment(s)
  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 23, 2021 at 8:15 pm


  • Evel Knievel
    July 26, 2021 at 6:38 pm

    Chump change.

  • Krispen Wah
    July 24, 2021 at 8:59 am

    He brizzoke his bizzack.

    Retard Cizzarny fizzuck…

    If you know, you know.

  • Ricardo Cabeza
    July 23, 2021 at 7:34 pm


    Priceless, finish him!

  • Turtleboy got arrested 3 years ago at Papa Gino’s for sticking his Dick in the soda machine
    July 23, 2021 at 6:06 pm

    Write something about the Rise of the Moors wackos you hack. Oh wait you don’t have any sources there so you’re just gonna fat shame jobless losers from New Bedford some more. No wonder Bristol doesn’t sleep with you anymore

  • hartf811
    Freak Show
    July 23, 2021 at 2:32 pm

    Carney Tail.
    Have you ever see these ratchets up close?
    There used to be whole Carneytown out side of Tampa where all of the travelling carneys lived on the off season. It was a cross between a freak show and the boneless chicken ranch.
    Their viruses had viruses.
    Not a toof for as far as you could see because values meant that tattoos and a pack of Newports came before dentists.
    Fucking scary place.

  • ChrisInShrewsbury
    July 23, 2021 at 1:05 pm

    Casual Observation:

    Why in the fuck does his buddy start throwing him around like Whitney Houston? (Great example of what not to do when your friend hurts his neck / back)

  • Buck Breaker
    July 23, 2021 at 10:25 am

    My favorite carnival game was “hit a coon & win a cigar”

  • Tim Maynard N Weymouth
    July 23, 2021 at 8:29 am

    He could become a carney sword swallower and fire blower in the carney trailer area or rt 6 rest area there’s always a demand and pay cums up big!

    ps Ima just wondering if anyone can read between the lines on the P-town covid clusters and their rapid spread ton other places like Boston, NYC and Northamptom. Mmmmm now I have a Chubba! Call me a faggot I dare you!

  • Mike Oxlong
    July 23, 2021 at 7:43 am

    Don’t we think that giving Cyrus the title “acrobat” is bestowing far too much glory on him than warranted? WTF he’s just some dope down the Cape trying this for a summer job, clearly not even athletic, and likely getting paid sub-minimum wage under the table. His next call should be to 1-800-Shyster to get some ambulance chaser to open an OSHA claim.

    • Bullshit!
      July 23, 2021 at 8:06 am

      Hey Mike, nobody complained when you were still a jizz mopper but called yourself a custodian, live and let live.

      • Mike
        July 23, 2021 at 10:44 am

        Welp, guess you got me there. In some small way we are all Cyrus. Just tryin’’ to make our mark, like a head plant in the dirt at the fair grounds.

  • Hu Fartted
    Das Cabasa
    July 23, 2021 at 7:38 am

    After that stunt, what do you do for an encore?

    • I know
      July 23, 2021 at 8:07 am

      Bend you over!

      You’d probably like that though.

  • Victor Immature
    July 23, 2021 at 4:50 am

    Steve O can join the ranks of the working now.

  • Spic Tormentor
    July 23, 2021 at 1:25 am

    The only good thing about the Barnstable fair is there are no boons or nogs anywhere within a 20 mile radius, and the only spics you see are the ones picking up the horse shit and emptying trash barrels.

    • Oh right
      July 23, 2021 at 7:16 am

      This coming from a guy who works at Target

      • Hattie McBaggen
        Whizabeth Lauren
        July 23, 2021 at 11:02 am

        I’m aghast at your language!

    • Confused
      July 23, 2021 at 7:49 am

      Please clarify distinction btwn Coon vs. Nog? Is it subtle, or more obvious like Chimp vs. Gorilla?

      • Spic Explainer
        July 23, 2021 at 10:16 am

        A boon is a fat overweight black female, usually seen in packs at these types of fairs. And a nog is pretty self explanatory.

  • CONN
    July 22, 2021 at 9:53 pm

    Do they have any horses at the petting zoo? Asking for a friend

    • Victor Immature
      July 23, 2021 at 6:49 pm

      That’s at the Heavy Petting zoo

  • Judge dread
    July 22, 2021 at 9:46 pm

    For me I’d rather watch an idiot copy and paste stupid Facebook shit from his wifes basement and cry like a bitch for donation money than go watch an idiot walk on a human hampster wheel.

    • Not me
      July 22, 2021 at 9:58 pm

      I’d rather read posts from butt hurt losers like yourself, now that’s how you spend time!

  • Mick Foley
    July 22, 2021 at 9:38 pm

    The crowd there totally sucked. A little more screaming and clapping would’ve gotten Cyrus back on that apparatus.

    • Ricardo Cabeza
      July 23, 2021 at 7:35 pm

      Hahaha, I loved the “Call a ambyalance!” from the real brainy shot-caller in the audience. Seriously, there must be at LEAST one person in every group that just starts barking that once someone gets hurt.

  • Priest Giannetti
    July 22, 2021 at 9:29 pm

    Why could it not been TurtleBoy, and on his head? We need some balance in this world. That’s why I started a church with these two rocker dudes and we are staying in the house of Mr. Cums, apparently he has many. We are even hiring special need kids by starting with MC Spectrum (do not worry TurtleBoy, we got room for you too).
    Look out for my first Single in Christian radio ” Need no Gat, I gots God”

  • dale woodman
    July 22, 2021 at 9:24 pm

    Defund Gravity!

  • I really hope this guy is okay
    July 22, 2021 at 9:21 pm

    Because he is at least trying to work, despite the lack of nobility in the job.

    And that is a lot more than I can say for that skank in Rhode Island scamming everyone who was also blogged about today.

    • Why does this have 12 downvotes?
      July 23, 2021 at 1:18 am

      LMAO 12 people actually hope he’s not okay haha

  • That was actually pretty funny
    July 22, 2021 at 9:17 pm

    I always prayed to see one of those faggоts fall out of that thing when I was a kid lol

    • Aw c'mon man!
      July 22, 2021 at 9:22 pm

      You didn’t really want to see that happen to your father, did you?

      • Alexander Rich-Shea
        Now THAT was actually pretty funny
        July 22, 2021 at 10:33 pm

        No comment

  • Hugh Mungous
    July 22, 2021 at 8:58 pm

    On a side note, It was nice to see the bunch of DYKES Who wouldn’t take a knee for a blow job but would to disrespect our country get their asses handed to them by Sweden ,Fuck those cunts nine ways to Sunday

    • Liberal Logic
      July 23, 2021 at 2:46 pm

      “I hate the USA that’s why I represent America in the Olympics.”

  • Chernobog Nocks
    July 22, 2021 at 8:04 pm

    Do not worry the show will resume as scheduled. If we find that wheel of death no longer spin true due to operation failure of Cyrus we can have recalibrated. By show of upvote would spectator pay $20 extra if Cyrus repeat new stunt at next show?

  • Falling Wallenda
    July 22, 2021 at 7:43 pm

    Barnum and Bailey dropout…..

  • Anonymous
    July 22, 2021 at 7:30 pm

    Looking at this seriously (OK, I know this is Turtleboy, but…) the problem was a lack of an emergency brake because you can see that he was in trouble the rotation *before* the one where he fell off.

    He slipped, that was a slip, and he tried to keep the show going.

    Bad decision.

    • The only wheels he will be riding from now on are the ones on his weelchair
      July 22, 2021 at 9:19 pm

      Nah, they make it look like that on purpose for the scare factor… If you look close, his left foot just stepped right off the thing by accident.

  • Kayla Noel-Brown, Quincy MA
    July 22, 2021 at 7:15 pm

    I used to shake my ass for the circus! Yahooooo! Kayla Noel-Brown for captain!

  • whatevuh
    Larry the Cable Guy
    July 22, 2021 at 6:59 pm

    I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there !

  • Boe Jiden
    Boe Jiden
    July 22, 2021 at 6:23 pm

    The greatest gift is the ability to forget.
    Maybe this human hamster will remember but that’s not the point. You get back on that wheel and you remember that you can do the things.
    My father took me to Barnyards and Baileys Circus and he said and I quote:
    “That Elephant has a huge dick but it’s better than a coal mine.” So i took that to heart and now look at me.
    President of The United Situation at the border.
    My red headed secretary will answer your answers that you have.
    I’m Boe Jiden

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      July 22, 2021 at 6:42 pm

      Thank you for your service, Boe.

      • Boe Jiden
        @old tom
        July 22, 2021 at 7:02 pm

        I knew a Tom from riding the rails of Amtek. He was wonderful and kind and he knew the things. The Secret Servants wanted to shoot him but I said no man, this is an American who worked like the people who also worked for the dream that the people have. There is a document that proves this. That’s why I am a man that knows how to do and you know them.
        Let’s get hot dogs.
        I’m Boe Jiden

    • michael SMITH
      July 24, 2021 at 1:18 pm

      YOUR DAD was a wise man…take heed of his advice

  • whatevuh
    July 22, 2021 at 6:17 pm

    That was awesome! And it’s not even autumn yet!

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Old Tom Morris
    July 22, 2021 at 6:17 pm

    Working without a net. Literally.

  • Boe Jiden
    Wheel of survive...
    July 22, 2021 at 6:09 pm

    Am i right folks?!?
    Try the fried dough

    • Chris
      July 22, 2021 at 10:07 pm

      This is one of the best comments of all time. I laughed a lot. Thanks

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