Alex Morse Is Hosting Drag Queen Bingo Day In Holyoke While The Fire Department Continues To Be Underfunded

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Mayor Moron is up to his old tricks in Holyoke:

Pride Month will be celebrated here with the raising of the rainbow flag at City Hall Friday and a “Drag Queen Bingo” tournament June 29. “It’s important to host such events to bring the community together, and to remind the public that our city values diversity and inclusion. It’s important we celebrate our differences,” Mayor Alex B. Morse said Tuesday in an email. “Despite federal marriage equality, the LGBT community still faces many obstacles and challenges, and I’m proud to bring together our community to rally around our commitment to ensuring equal rights to all of our LGBT residents,” said Morse, the city’s first openly gay mayor.

Oh for fuck’s sake. Give it up already. Gay people are equal. They are not in any way, shape, or form, “oppressed.” Life is good, especially here in Western Massachusetts, where the homosexual president of the of the Massachusetts State Senate, resides and lives in harmony. Where this openly gay mayor can get elected with zero political experience at the age of 24. Where gay people have been getting married for well over 10 years. You have ZERO OBSTACLES AND CHALLENGES.

Of course people like Alex Morse have made careers out of becoming victims. It’s the only thing they know how to do, and the money is good. Turtleboy has always been on the side of pro-gay marriage, but the battle is over. The gays won. No one is buying your victimhood status any longer.

My biggest issue is with “drag queen bingo.” This is the shit I don’t get. Why does gay pride have to manifest itself as a freak show? Gay people are regular people, right? Just your average Joe’s, living their life, who just so happen to be sexually attracted to the same gender as themselves. So then why is this the shit you see at gay pride parades?

Normal people don’t wear speedos out in public, nor do they gag themselves, get down on all fours, and subject themselves to being dog walked. Why are we celebrating this? On what planet do we think it’s appropriate to glamorize this to children?

And then there’s the drag queens:

This is what progress looks like. A bunch of people clapping for a traveling freak show so they don’t get labeled as bigots.

Alex Morse is hosting “Drag Queen Bingo” which is actually a thing:

Meanwhile, back in January Alex Morse got three people killed because he didn’t properly fund the fire department. Make no doubt about it – those people would be alive today if public safety was the Mayor’s priority.

But it’s not a priority. Drag queen bingo is a priority.

Hey, here’s an idea – maybe its time for Holyoke to elect an adult to run the city. Someone with some actual life experience who isn’t a professional social justice warrior. Ya know, because Holyoke is kind of a shitbum town that could use some cleaning up. Is anyone running against this clown? Because if not then you can’t really complain about him. Democracy only works if people get involved. If not then these are the assholes who run your city. Alex Morse is gay, which is great. But the problem is he lets that define who he is, and it’s the only thing he seems to care about. If anyone runs against this clown they’ll have Turtleboy’s full support in November.

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