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All-Star Hippie Cast Has Created Top Secret Facebook Group To Support Gordon Davis In Massive Civil Lawsuit Against Turtleboy

All-Star Hippie Cast Has Created Top Secret Facebook Group To Support Gordon Davis In Massive Civil Lawsuit Against Turtleboy

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As you may be aware, Turtleboy Sports is being sued for $153,000 by this man right here:

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His name is Gordon Davis, and he is NOT crazy. Does this look like a crazy man to you?

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Me neither. Nothing CRAZY about that!!!

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Anyway, seems like a slam dunk case. We’re just counting down the days until we all get locked up and sent to prison when we can’t afford to pay the $153,000. It’s gonna suck big ones. And to make matters worse we have discovered a top secret Facebook group designed to make sure all Turtleboy bloggers get facialized in court:

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Oh snap!! They’re not fucking around anymore. They even started a Facebook group!!! And wait until you see the dream team they’ve assembled to help out Ol’ Man Gordon, who is representing himself in this massive civil action:

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Oh man, that’s an unstoppable force of nature right there. They’ve got Old Balls, Dick Poole (who last we spoke with also had a lawsuit coming our way because we were mean to him), Keesha Casserole, Deb Powers (whose apartment was raided by the FBI and found to contain thousands of images of child pornography), Kreepy Kevin Ksen, RBG making his glorious return after allegedly beating the shit out of his girlfriend, Michael “Mosaic” Jerry, Parlee Jones, WANDA, and of course Boom-Boom. How can we ever defeat this unstoppable force of nature? All these brilliant minds in one place at the same time. If they ever get Nate Pickens then you can just put a fork in us. We’re done!!

I mean, Boom-Boom has such a stellar record in court. It’s not like she was just convicted a couple months ago for blockading traffic at Kelley Square. She was pretty convinced that she would be found not guilty because she actually believes that laws don’t apply to her because they’re not “real”:

And Ol’ Man Gordon was pretty convinced it was impossible for her to be found guilty because videos couldn’t be used as evidence in court:

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Man, we’re screwed. Their track record in court is just too stellar. Obviously these people know what they’re talking about. And they’ve all come together in one united Facebook group to share their evidence and plot their overthrow of the Turtle. We’d like to see what they’re saying in there, but they very wisely made the group private. They’ve covered all their bases. They’re just too good!!! Damn you hippies!!!

P.S. If you infiltrate this group you will become a Turtleboy legend.

 

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10 Comment(s)
  • Publius
    March 12, 2016 at 11:26 pm

    A smart bet would be the Judge and most of the potential jury ride the turtle. If I were a hippie I might be a little paranoid. Just a little. And to any would be hippie supporters. Turtle riders are the ones who make hiring decisions. Just in case as crazy as it sounds you might want to work someday.

  • Jeanette C
    March 12, 2016 at 8:30 pm

    Too bad I can’t become the Turtleboy Legend 🙂 LOL I think I tipped my hand last fall when I put a BIG Michael Gaffney for Mayor on my front porch railing last Fall so every time Deb Powers looked out of her front apartment windows, he was staring back at her 🙂 And now that I’ve got my 2016 St. Patty’s Day Parade shirt and my Don’t poke the Turtle shirt you can count on me wearing them every chance I get 🙂 So I think my chance of infiltrating their group would definitely be a bust!!! LMAO

  • Chuck
    March 12, 2016 at 2:14 pm

    Worcester State should be very concerned how cha cha will effect thier contributions.

  • UsualSuspect
    UsualSuspect
    March 12, 2016 at 10:04 am

    I would advise nobody to take legal advice from this gang of clowns.
    Maybe Boom-Boom will be his co-counsel and provide some more entertaining hand gestures!

    • Rational Person
      March 12, 2016 at 10:17 am

      Shhh! Don’t tip them off to their glaring spelling error!

  • BlackandWhite
    March 12, 2016 at 7:42 am

    I didn’t even know that AOL and .BIZ was still a thing in 2016.
    huh.

  • buster
    March 12, 2016 at 7:14 am

    150,000 thousand dollars is not correct. That would be 150 million dollars.

  • just nick
    March 12, 2016 at 5:13 am

    A whose who of looney tune characters right out of warner brothers. As long as Turtleboy exposes them the TurtleRiders are their number 1 threat.

  • BobnMic
    March 12, 2016 at 1:44 am

    Forgot my Taz man. We’re tight.

  • BobnMic
    March 12, 2016 at 1:42 am

    Now that is a group that will scare children. And above all else – you do not want to scare the innocent youth.

    Anyway, maybe they should try and hire Johnny Cochran. He’s good at defending the guilty. Oh shit my bad. Cochran is dead and so is this case and the whole Mosiac absolute utter racist BLM bullshit.

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