All-Star Hippie Cast Has Created Top Secret Facebook Group To Support Gordon Davis In Massive Civil Lawsuit Against Turtleboy
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As you may be aware, Turtleboy Sports is being sued for $153,000 by this man right here:
His name is Gordon Davis, and he is NOT crazy. Does this look like a crazy man to you?
Me neither. Nothing CRAZY about that!!!
Anyway, seems like a slam dunk case. We’re just counting down the days until we all get locked up and sent to prison when we can’t afford to pay the $153,000. It’s gonna suck big ones. And to make matters worse we have discovered a top secret Facebook group designed to make sure all Turtleboy bloggers get facialized in court:
Oh snap!! They’re not fucking around anymore. They even started a Facebook group!!! And wait until you see the dream team they’ve assembled to help out Ol’ Man Gordon, who is representing himself in this massive civil action:
Oh man, that’s an unstoppable force of nature right there. They’ve got Old Balls, Dick Poole (who last we spoke with also had a lawsuit coming our way because we were mean to him), Keesha Casserole, Deb Powers (whose apartment was raided by the FBI and found to contain thousands of images of child pornography), Kreepy Kevin Ksen, RBG making his glorious return after allegedly beating the shit out of his girlfriend, Michael “Mosaic” Jerry, Parlee Jones, WANDA, and of course Boom-Boom. How can we ever defeat this unstoppable force of nature? All these brilliant minds in one place at the same time. If they ever get Nate Pickens then you can just put a fork in us. We’re done!!
I mean, Boom-Boom has such a stellar record in court. It’s not like she was just convicted a couple months ago for blockading traffic at Kelley Square. She was pretty convinced that she would be found not guilty because she actually believes that laws don’t apply to her because they’re not “real”:
And Ol’ Man Gordon was pretty convinced it was impossible for her to be found guilty because videos couldn’t be used as evidence in court:
Man, we’re screwed. Their track record in court is just too stellar. Obviously these people know what they’re talking about. And they’ve all come together in one united Facebook group to share their evidence and plot their overthrow of the Turtle. We’d like to see what they’re saying in there, but they very wisely made the group private. They’ve covered all their bases. They’re just too good!!! Damn you hippies!!!
P.S. If you infiltrate this group you will become a Turtleboy legend.
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