All-Star Springfield Mom Wants You To Pay For Her Kid’s Christmas Because She Blew All Her Money On Weed, Booze, And Newports, Forgot To Sign Up For Toys For Tots
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Here’s another winner out of Springfield…..
A single mother trying to give her daughter a nice first Christmas. How sweet. Really tugs at the heartstrings when you see stuff like this.
LOL. Just kidding. You can tell just from her mastery of the English language that her Facebook page would be a ratchtacular cornicopia. That and the fact that she somehow “missed” the sign up for toys for tots. Lots of responsible parents forget to sign up for free Christmas gifts when they know they can’t afford any.
And of course the first thing you see on her Facebook page is…..
Dog filter and tittoos. My mind is already made up, but of course there’s more.
Surely Amanda Ayala has budgeted properly and is only reaching out to strangers to finance her Christmas because she’s exhausted all other options, right?
Newport 100’s. Never saw that one coming. Goes well with vodka, Coronas and blunts to the face 100 emoji.
But remember, she’s very stressed right now because she’s “trying to be the best single mom.” This is what the best single moms do. They blow all their money on liquor, weed, and cigarettes. Especially weed:
Hey Amanda, here’s an idea to save a couple bucks. First of all, stop smoking blunts. Smoke bowls instead. I know it’s ghettofabulous and Jersey shorish to strictly stick to blunts. But they’re pretty wasteful when you think about it. A blunt probably has 5-6 bowl packs in it. You can get a nice buzz off a bowl pack by yourself. You don’t need to waste all that weed on a blunt.
Secondly, you live in Springfield. There’s plenty of dirt shwagg around everywhere. Stop blowing all your money on sour this and blue haze that. Just get the generic shit from Diego at a quarter of the price. It won’t be the same but it will get the job done. Just sayin.
She’s also got plenty of cash for Ubers
Kelly Bundy dresses
And of course Jordan’s and Timberland’s for the baby:
Because that’s what good parents value. Not financial stability, or education, or values. Jordan’s and Timz are what really matter. This is like a crash course in how to never, ever get out of Springfield.
Oh, and did I mention she lives in public housing?
So it’s not enough that taxpayers subsidize her housing, give her food stamps (there’s a 1,000% chance she’s got stamps), and her poor life decisions. Now she wants you to pay for her kid’s Christmas because she blew all the Xmas cash on blunts, booze, and Newports.
Naturally the post has been removed before we could screenshot all the comments. But you can imagine what was there. A bunch of white women from Amherst telling the ratchet’s critics that “we don’t know her story,” and that she “doesn’t have a family to support her,” and blah, blah, blah. Because this is what these feel good ding dongs do. They pretend people like this are all honest, because they never went to school with anyone like this, and they intentionally chose to live far, far away from them. They pretend like our world isn’t filled with con-artists who make a living ripping off the system, because it would disrupt their narrative.
Anyway, Christmas doesn’t even matter until your kid turns 2, and her kid isn’t even a year old yet. Nothing matters less than a baby’s first Christmas. They have no clue what’s going on. They don’t understand the concept of material possessions. They don’t have any idea who Santa is. And they won’t remember any of it. Amanda could literally just hand the girl her leftover blunt raps and car keys and her baby would have hours upon hours of entertainment.