So the other day some asshat reporter tried making a name for themselves by asking Tom Brady what he thought of Donald Trump’s now infamous “locker room talk.” It went exactly how every Patriots fan knew it would go:
Because what separates the Patriots from every other team in the league is that the only thing they ever talk about is the game. Not next week’s game, or last week’s game, and certainly not politics. This is why we always win. Because our team is the definition of a professional organization. But of course the media has to get their page views, and the outrage machine about Tom Brady’s “no comment” has reached critical heights:
Well, LeBron James has a vagina, so obviously the issue of pussy grabbing hits home a lot closer for him. Tom Brady competes in the most competitive league and his team makes the AFC Championship game every single year. He’s also won four rings. LeBron James plays in a league where only 2 or 3 teams can win it every single year. He only teams up with other superstars. He doesn’t take discounts like Brady does to make the roster work. Tom Brady is everything great that LeBron is not. The fact that Bron-bron has time to be a Hillary cheerleader is the reason why he will never, ever be as legendary as Brady has been.
Here’s my question – how come no one asked LeBron James what he thought about those Wikileaks tapes? Or the missing emails? Or the dead Americans at Benghazi? Or how bout that war in Iraq she voted to send us to? Or how bout all those women her husband assaulted and she helped bury? Nah, those questions are boring. Better just stick to asking him about his thoughts on pussy grabbing.
Check out this article from Pro Football Talk’s Darin Gantt:
Brady’s perfectly within his rights to support whichever candidate he wants, and to do so as actively or passively as he chooses. But by not even expressing a polite level of discomfort with a man bragging about kissing and groping women whether they invited his advances or not, Brady has tacitly implied that it wasn’t a big deal to him.
Hey, here’s a crazy fucked up idea “Darin” – Tom Brady walked away because it was a stupid fucking question that had nothing to do with the Cincinnati Bengals. That might be it. Ya know, because that’s generally the M.O. of everyone who has ever played on the Patriots. They don’t answer questions that have nothing to do with the football game that week, and they’re not making an exception because you wanna hear him endorse Hillary Clinton. If you see this man laugh at him:
Seriously, the fucking media is out of control. They hate Trump with a burning passion because he’s personally insulted them by calling them out time and time again. They demand that everyone condemn Trump, or else it means they support him. It’s insane.
Then there’s all these idiots from the Occupy Democrats Facebook page:
These people are so fucking stupid. They’ve never watched sports before because they’re too consumed with sharing the latest Trump story that they saw on Occupy Democrats. And they certainly don’t understand how the Patriots work. They’re so used to seeing professional athletes talk about politics because it’s so hot right now. They just don’t understand that the Patriots are unlike any other franchise that has ever existed in sports. All you need to know is that last guy is from Canada and he said he’d take a backup sucky quarterback like Colin Kaepernick over the greatest player of all time. He obviously had his man card stolen years ago and doesn’t give a shit about sports.
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