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For the 17,500 turtle riders currently following Clarence Woods Emerson on Facebook, I regret to inform you that Clarence will be suspended for the next 30 days.
The infraction? Posting a screenshot of something alleged domestic abuser Rian Waters said on our Facebook page.
Yes, that’s right, Facebook is siding with the man who beats women and kills dogs. They are allowing him to dictate what is and isn’t allowed on Facebook. If you haven’t read I Am Turtleboy (link to purchase above) that’s basically what the book is about. People like this are the ones who decide what we are allowed to talk about, because freedom of speech is a myth. We exist to fight back against people like this, and we will not be silenced.
Obviously posting a screenshot of something said publicly on Facebook is not a violation of Facebook’s community standards. But since no one works at Facebook, there is no phone number you can call, and they seemingly get to violate their own terms of service without consequence, this post was likely not reviewed by a human being. Rather, it is highly likely that Rian Waters did this because he is currently suing us, and hates the fact that Bristol Turtlechick is ripping him to shreds.
It’s too bad because we were gonna livestream the Patriots game from that account on Sunday. Instead we’ll have to do it from the Philip V. Prentiss account. He is the Clarence backup #1, and you can follow (no friend request required) by clicking here. He won’t be able to post until around 7 PM today, because he is also currently riding out a 30 day suspension.
Philip will inevitably be suspended shortly thereafter, so follow backup #3, Terrance Collie, by clicking here.
You’re probably tired of us whining about Facebook, and so are we. We just have to post this to, 1) document it, and 2) let you know where we’re at. I’m sure many people will not see this and continue to message Clarence Woods Emerson. However, if we do not respond, or post for 30 days, that should tip you off that he’s in the hole. Make sure you’re following all of our backup accounts if you want to keep up with us on Facebook.
This guy so very clearly as control issues. He is basically holding child support over her head. Not to mention the fact that he is almost saying outright if she behaves and listens to him, he will try to allow her to live in peace. I so hope that the end result of all this is that at the very least he is legally ordered to stay away from both her and their daughter. The last thing that poor girl needs is to grow up looking at this grease-rat and think that is what a man is.
1) Every picture of this guy he looks like the wind would blow him over. I thought he might actually have a medical condition that caused him to look like a queer.
2) The poker hands he’s talking about are all Negative EV. Anyone that thinks “I had a feeling” about the board cards is a moron. If he’s fine tuning his intuition about reading other players, it’s a different story. But alas, no, this moron thinks he can be a professional poker player by being “lucky”
3) The one thing that he probably DOES have going for him is blind aggression. This is definitely helping his poker game. Although, a good poker player traps these idiots all day long.
lmaoooooo, this dumbass kid is really stickin’ it to you crybaby’s. Whats that say about you?
Rion has put together an A list of a team. After the day in court this site will become Rionboy Sports.com. He will own your house and your garage full of unsold hoodies, T-shirts, books and all the other swag!!
To show good faith Rion will try to keep the current writers onboard by offering them $1.75 per article. In other words a big raise.
Where’s the 17.500 Clarence followers now? You’re a Facebook friend click whore. OWN IT!
It’s pathetic this is your reaction to a twerp like that. Thought you won all of lawsuits against you and have lawyer turtle riders on hand… if you’re going to whine every time this dumb ass reports your FB account i can’t come here anymore. It’s already ungodly with the pop ups. Took me five years just to get to the bottom of this page and leave this comment. If you want to run an borderline internet bullying site at least come prepared and expect these asshats to google how to sue. I’m over this site.
Please please please please please leave. All of us absolutely hate you and our embarrassed to have such a whiny waste of space as a fan. We could not get rid of you quicker.
Well ‘Our’ are very embarrassed of what a pussy, beg for money click bait site this has become.
The few of us who continue to come here are doing it in hopes that you somehow bring the good writing back.
Uncle Turtleboy put’s the Un in Unfunny.
Nikka ain’t wrong about what a shit show website is.
Hey the RIP in Rest In Peace starts with RI. HAHAHAHA
He’s taking you down. My big tough Dad is paying his legal bills
GO FUND ME for TURTLE RATCHET HAHAHA.
Payback is a bitch. If you want to get back at this dirtbag e-mail his pick and your stories to a couple casinos in Conn. and Cali.
All of these Casinos are connected together and are on a network and they have state of the art security cameras, facial recognition.
Although all of the Casino’s deny it they are all mobbed up and they really dislike guys like this who cheat, abuse little girls, kill their pets and starve their children.
On first sight he will be asked to leave. Second attempt he will be banned and third time….well what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas.
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Yikes!! This muppet looking psycho is making you his bitch.
Yo fuck him TB he aint take cre him kidz I got 7 kidz an He aint class like TB he prolly only gotz 1 Facebook but TB am got like 7 or 11 Facebbok accunts cuz they no da game an aint no FB bitch so get all da fake TB FB acountz to complain bout rion an then he get suxspended 2 he not showin no luv to him kidz but he showin $$ my cusin BF be like him mother give him money to give for child sopport but he spend it all on weed and casino so Lasheiqua be all like when U cum see you baby but he be all like I to buzy baby cuz I go to da casino my dogz D-Rock an Smallie Dez so she B like no U aint take care U baby but I luv U Boo so then him moves in wit her 4 2 dayz an steal her food stamp an say he aint luv her no more cuz he in luv wit her 14 yr old cuzin Dezirae so that why she aks me to babysit her 4 kidz Friday mornin. Datz all I gotz 2 say bout it.
This little cock nocker will eventually go down in flames.
He will eventually fuck with the wrong girl…..who has a Father with a proper set of balls….and he will spend the rest of his life eating from a straw.
Cocksucker’s like him never change!
He should be praying to whatever Diety he worships, thanking him that it wasn’t my daughter he did that to.
I subscribe to the words of Voltaire: “Vengeance is a dish best served cold”.
Everyone walks alone….. sometime.
This guy is an insult to even the lowly pubestache.
Sources say this guy fingers himself daily because he likes the smell.
Ya gotta respect the dudes game.
TBS constantly rips Facebook yet continues with their “Personalize with Facebook” ads. Weak….
Poor butthurt little Rian Waters.
This creep has that same exact look that you see on every pedophiles mughsot, guarantee this piece of shit diddles kids.
I will neva eva eva get a Facebook account.