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At this point, I’m so familiar with Amelia Ferreira that I’m surprised our cycles haven’t synced. For those not in the know, she’s the one who last had Knox the bulldog, Jerrod Mayo’s dog, in her custody when he died. Last we’d heard, Chantal Mayo had taken the search for what really happened to Knox to Maury status. She really was pushing the “I’m a victim here, too” agenda.

Well, the day of truth was upon us as today was supposed to be the day Amelia showed up to court faces charges of lying her ass right off to police. I don’t know if that’s a real charge, but it should be. There’s a difference between intentionally fudging facts and what this chick did. Worst yet was saying how she was pressured into making up a lie that she thought her soon-to-be ex husband did something to the dog. I mean, girl sent everybody out on a wild goose chase and in the end was like “Sob. Tear. I got yelled at by a cop so I lied. Le weep”. Get bent.

That fact that she has yet to take a lie detector test that was offered on August 6th tells you everything about her you need to know. I had texted her the last time she popped up on my radar and was really shocked when she replied. Shocked enough that I actually second guessed her and thought she may be innocent, or at least not a complete monster after all. But that was a month ago and she still hasn’t taken the test or shown up to court. Fuck this broad.

And the lie detector you never took said that’s a lie. Now there’s a warrant issued for her arrest for missing court. If you’re in RI, God bless you poor soul. If you’re in RI and you see Amelia call the Cranston Police department at (401) 942-2211 or, use their app (yes, they have an app now)get a hold of them on Facebook right here.

What I can’t figure out is why she just won’t ust take the damn test. There’s literally nothing that this woman could do that could be worse than what we’ve already imagined her doing. Unless there’s some beastiality porn out there, whatever happened is probably going to be less cruel than what we think she did. Why drag this out for the Mayo family? Keeping more within her school of thought, why drag it out for yourself? This is just a pain in everybody’s ass now and she’s the only person that has the power to stop it. I know sure as shit that Chantal Mayo will never let this go. Never. Amelia will be in an old folk’s home and Chantal will pop up into her window with a polygraph like “Ready yet!?!?!”. That will happen, I bet cash money.

I had texted Amelia earlier to see if she’ll respond. I’m sure she has a very good reason for not showing up, and a beliveable one at that. There’s always one good excuse and one believable one, rarely do they ever intersect. Maybe this time will be different. Let’s give her the benefit of the…hahahaha I fucking can’t! This chick can go to hell.

Text me back, Amelia, you won’t…