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Andrew Porter Contracting Is Giving Away A Free Roof To The Turtle Rider With The Ugliest Roof In Worcester County, Here’s How You Can Win


For the last month we’ve been urging turtle riders to like our podcast sponsor Andrew Porter Contracting on Facebook, to be automatically entered to win a bunch of free stuff. Here’s the winners.


Congrats to Kyle, David, and Corey on winning free stuff. Hit them up to collect!

You can find Andrew Porter Contracting online and see some of their work at

Well, we’ve got a new contest for December, and this time they’re giving away a free roof, but there’s a twist – you have to have an ugly roof.

The details

Do you think you have the ugliest roof in Worcester County? If you’ve got missing shingles, leaks or just an all around ugly roof, snap a photo and email it to along with your name, address and phone number. We will be accepting submissions Dec 1 – 30. Before you submit your roof for consideration, please read the rules below!


The Process

We will review all submissions and on December 31 we will announce three finalists to proceed to a voting period. The finalists will be voted on by our Facebook community beginning on January 1 until noon on January 31. The roof with the most votes will be crowned the Ugliest Roof in Worcester County and will be replaced with a new Owens Corning Duration shingle roof – for FREE!!


The Rules

To be eligible, all properties must be located in Worcester County, single-family and owner-occupied with property taxes and mortgages in good standing. Since beauty is in the eye of the beholder, Andrew Porter Contracting, Inc. will have complete authority on the the selection of the finalists.


A new roof costs tens of thousands of dollars, and is the most important investment you can make for your home. If you ever look up at your roof all depressed about the colors its turning then this is your chance to cash in. As soon as the snow melts get out there, take a picture of your ugly roof, and email it to to win your chance for a free roof.


9 Comment(s)
  • Jimmy Conway
    December 3, 2019 at 5:32 pm

    *That looks like a house we know.
    *That’s it!!

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    December 3, 2019 at 4:47 pm

    Is that building in the picture Kelly’s cat house?

  • Your mom's penis
    December 3, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    Too bad I am homeless because I been spemding all my momey trying to date beautiful Russian women.

  • Nell
    December 3, 2019 at 1:52 pm

    Genius marketing really. Everyone that doesn’t win still needs a roof. He’ll be the first to give them a quote. And he’s already broken the ice. Good promotion man.

  • Stinky the Finger
    December 3, 2019 at 12:10 pm

    If I lived in Worcester County, I would paint a large picture of Hillary Clinton on my roof – guaranteed winner.

    • capone181
      Lee Ho
      December 3, 2019 at 4:49 pm

      Ok, but please, not naked.

  • Two Cents
    December 3, 2019 at 10:35 am

    I’m not sure about the laws governing contests in MA, but here everyone is eligible AND the drawing is blind by a non biased third party. Just like the other giveaways were. Ugly is in the eye of the beholder, however; laws must be followed. BTW, kudos to them for the giveaways.

  • Realestatepup
    December 3, 2019 at 10:34 am

    I have worked with this contractor many times he is the best around hands down!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    December 3, 2019 at 10:27 am

    Nice. Says a lot of good things about this contractor.

    Thumbs up!

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