So I’m glad to see that everyone survived Cold Front 2015 armageddon yesterday. I’m not gonna lie, we had a tough time at the Turtleboy household. I take my showers after I come home from riding the turtle, because although I love my turtle to death, he gives me swamp ass like you read about. So of course in the morning Mrs. Turtleboy goes to jump in the shower and it’s just a wall of ice cold H2O. I know some people enjoy these cold showers, but if you’re one of them then you’re probably a psychopath. I don’t know anything about how my house functions, so I was basically completely in the dark as to what to do. Luckily the top Worcester plumber Frank Scavone of Scavone Plumbing brought some post-Christmas joy to the Turtleboy household.
Like I said, I don’t know the first thing about plumbing. When I go in my basement I see a bunch of tubes. No clue what any of them do. This time it was impossible not to notice all of the water all over the basement floor. I was short on cash and time, so I called the most reputable Worcester plumber, Scavone Plumbing, and they were literally there in ten minutes. Turns out my water heater was cooked. I was all ready to pack up the car with Turtleboy Jr. and head on over to Grandma’s because I figured this would take a while. I was wrong. He told me he’d have it replaced in less than two hours. By the time I came home from a long day of riding we had a brand new water heater and I took a hot, wet, orgasmic Turtleboy shower for the ages.
Let me tell ya something, I could’ve used this guy in college. I lived in a house with a bunch of dudes and we frequently ran out of toilet paper because of the unusually high volume of dumps that we produced. Well, one of my roommates, Papa Peps, decided after dropping a nice steamy one, that he would use paper towels. Same thing right? Nope. Turns out that toilet paper is specifically made to disintegrate when you flush it. Paper towels just sit there and clog everything up.
Unfortunately we didn’t realize this until one night when we had a party. Things were going great. We had a bunch of junior smokeshows over, rocking out to some Ja Rule and sippin’ on Milwaukee’s Best Ice. Then of course we heard a scream in the bathroom as these two prim looking star gazers came out of the bathroom which was now covered in poop water. Needless to say no one made it to first base that night. The plumber we called got there two days later, and because we were in college and didn’t give a shit about anything, we kept living there. If Scavone Plumbing had an Amherst branch our night could’ve been a magical, legendary night of debauchery. Instead it was a poopy Papa Peps disaster.
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