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Another SJW Contacted Our Hosting Provider For Using Her Public Facebook Pictures, But Wait Until She Sees Her Video Poem “Slam Pig Sucking Big Gobstoppers” On The Blog

Another SJW Contacted Our Hosting Provider For Using Her Public Facebook Pictures, But Wait Until She Sees Her Video Poem “Slam Pig Sucking Big Gobstoppers” On The Blog

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We’ve got another butthurt moron who doesn’t understand how the Internet works and has contacted our hosting provider demanding that we take the pictures she shared on Facebook down:


Runic Fire Performance is the name of her company?


Sounds legit.

This is the blog post in question:

Guy Who Posted Negative Reviews On Turtleboy Advertisers And Circus Freak Friends Are Whining That Turtle Riders Have Flooded His Business Page With Negative Reviews

“The entire blog post relies almost exclusively on my posts for photos and content.”

Strong point. Because it’s definitely illegal to use pictures that you publicly posted to Facebook. Definitely. Like this one:


Or this one:


Or this one:


In their silly little SJW minds they actually OWN these pictures because they put them on Facebook. They’re so cute when they get uppity.

Wait until the lawsuit she’s gonna unleash when she sees we’ve published her video poem entitled “I’m scared of nothing except for clowns going Down on Me. It’s only a matter of Slam pigs sucking big gobstoppers.”



I believe this is referred to as “art.” Because all you have to do to be in “artist” is dress weird, say weird shit, and post your videos on Facebook. My favorite part the blatantly racist part that this slice of Wonder Bread did in an accent that was clearly meant to demean and imitate black people:

“Don’t be clownin when we be drivin round poppin fo’ties and screamin’ FUCK DA POLICE!”

Because that’s how a white person who has never interacted with a black person thinks that all black people talk. She even saw it on Boys In The Hood. But Turtleboy is the racist one. Definitely.

Anyway, idiots like this just can’t stop being hypocrites. We wouldn’t bother with them, but we can’t stand for the lies any longer. If you continue to make shit up about us being racist or sexist or bigoted


Or you call people racist simply because they deny that Turtleboy is racist


Then we’re going to continue to expose you for being a fraud, and in this case an actual racist. If you continue to put yourself on a pedestal and you get off on accusing other people of being racist by using nonsensical SJW buzzwords


Then we’re gonna continue to point out how you don’t have a single picture of a black or brown person ANYWHERE on your publicly viewable Facebook page:

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Ariel Rovner thinks she gets a racism pass because she calls other white people racist. It makes her feel good. But yet she purposely chooses to exclusively associate herself with other white people. Sure, she’ll say that those are just pictures of an anime convention. But then we all know that’s basically codeword for “white nationalist rally.”

Look, we’ve had enough of race baiting assholes like this. Two can play that game. You cannot reason with these people. They’re not smart. They don’t have the ability to use reason or logic. Their only defense is to call people names. So they only way you can combat them is to call them names. Just call them racist over and over and over again. It will eat them up inside because they know it’s true. Anyway, looking forward to the lawsuit. Have fun at your next cross burning…..I mean, fire show.




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28 Comment(s)
  • Cocomom
    January 2, 2017 at 9:51 pm

    Good Grief! I guarantee she was so pleased with her solo performance & her clever prose. She’s her own biggest fan but the reality? It was shit. I was embarrassed for her. Not really, she’s a tool.

  • December 30, 2016 at 11:58 pm

    So I heard this is a good place to meet other Grand Dragons?

  • Wabbitt
    December 30, 2016 at 10:54 pm

    In her defense, there could be a black person inside that Mechazawa costume.

    (That’s the robot in the second picture from the anime convention. No – I didn’t need to look it up. Yes – I’ve seen the series in question.)

  • Reddog
    December 30, 2016 at 7:36 pm

    Put in some earplugs and she’s pretty hot

  • pizza
    December 30, 2016 at 4:37 pm

    the writer is a sad pathetic person, this is site is a failed sport site from the begiining.

  • Fatfingr Lou
    December 30, 2016 at 12:39 pm

    Don’t Testudines understand and appreciate that this “rant” was actually an audition for The Exorcist Part 6: Rosemary’s Rabies?

    What can you do after head-spinning, projectile vomiting and giant flying locusts?

    Fire-eaters and wanna-be princess-mermaid-self-hating-Jewish-princesses:


  • The Drifter
    December 30, 2016 at 12:31 pm

    Someone has to do it, so I will smash it.

  • Aeyo S Odinflame
    December 30, 2016 at 10:43 am

    Me and Sasha have Richard N Vulva working on our class action suit as I type this. We are suing Turtleboy and everyone who has ever clicked on this article.

  • Karl Marx
    December 30, 2016 at 8:38 am

    stop being so concerned with others lives and live your own…the fact you put so much effort into this shows the level of pathetic and that you have to much time scribble kid. do something meaningful thats to life not takes away, and if you say this is, then maybe you are garbage made flesh

    can see a huge lawsut coming to whoever posted this along with criminal charges. defamation of charactor, harrassment, inciting violence or harassment.

    The individual who wrote the hate article above seems to have problems, not just menal but soon legal problems if you happen to need a lawyer while a defamation of charactor, inciting stalking, violence, and hate on someone.

    Must make feel big and powerful, and rightous to posting personal information online about individual a women none the less, sadly pathetic. the writer even brings up race as if something of race has to do with anything she has posted.

    wow a mad lib poem…freak out..

    if same was done to the individual who wrote the article along with those associated with it and there family and friends, all t there information was put on 4chan for a day(stay tune :)) along by the accompanied harassment(random people calling you, hate speech) on the border of stalking (address, phone numbers)and inciting violence against said individual family i wonder how they would feel about there hate speech, because that all it is sadly a opinionated coated fact tailored to meet there narrative and a sad narrative at that of what it seems a misery riddled no life individual.

    there seems to be a trend with this site targeting women 7 out 10 times……dear ready think about it.

    i am laughing at you then writer, and the website as i sit here at the level of just pathetic. get a real job. lol

    • Malaparte
      December 30, 2016 at 9:44 am

      C’mon dude. White knighting on the Internet never gets anyone laid.

    • BobnMic
      December 30, 2016 at 11:55 pm

      Well there Karl Marx you just verified that all socialist thinkers are out of their minds with your drivel. Nice job.

  • David Pendergast
    December 30, 2016 at 8:21 am

    Her next fire show is First Night!

  • Giggity
    December 30, 2016 at 6:40 am

    Once I turned the volume down I got off ok

  • Malaparte
    December 30, 2016 at 5:47 am

    (((Ariel Rovner)))

  • Malaparte
    December 30, 2016 at 5:43 am

    The thing people like this need to learn is that it’s fine to want to hang out with your own kind, or be partial to activities that mostly white people like. These fuckers overcompensate for their white background and mostly white events by adopting black panther rhetoric, and when a nonwhite person does show up they act weird and super extra nice to prove they’re totally not racist. but that type of singling out behavior actually proves the opposite.

  • BobnMic
    December 30, 2016 at 1:06 am

    “Look, we’ve had enough of race baiting assholes like this. Two can play that game. You cannot reason with these people. They’re not smart. They don’t have the ability to use reason or logic. Their only defense is to call people names.”

    I’ve always said that you CANNOT reason with unreasonable. Way too out to lunch. If there is a science in this then let’s just call it or that a scientific fact.

  • Bill P.
    December 29, 2016 at 11:43 pm

    I’d hit it.

  • Mr Butthurt
    December 29, 2016 at 10:43 pm

    Even I who would hit just about anything would not hit that freak. Crazy or not she is the bitch that follows you forever.

    • BobnMic
      December 30, 2016 at 1:33 am

      A tire slasher for sure.

  • Tkxkydlyd
    December 29, 2016 at 10:02 pm

    Turtleboy, it’s just a jumbled series of words created for a game to be funny.

    This person isn’t even really worth writing about, go back to exposures of local corruption

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    December 29, 2016 at 8:08 pm

    First off, the word racist coming from a SJW, particularly white SJW has lost it’s meaning at this point. I just ignore them and have for some time, but have to admit its pure pleasure watching them get tortured by TB and Trump in office. Second, that chick needs some serious help. Third, reading her drivel and seeing how she lives in a world of dress up make believe tells you where this morons head is at.
    Live it up in your own little world moron because to the rest of the world your irrelevant and add zero value to society. Matter of fact, your mere presence and race bating attitude is a detriment to society.

  • JimB
    December 29, 2016 at 7:10 pm

    WHAT A NUT JOB !!!!!!!

    • True Reality Speaks
      True Reality Speaks
      December 29, 2016 at 9:14 pm

      These SJW morons equate being freaks with being free spirits. Too stupid to know they’re just disposable useful idiots to their liberal puppet masters.

      Only way to deal with these narcissistic totalitarians is to fight fire with fire. Creep down to their level but blast them with the truth. Facts, reason and integrity are their sworn enemies.

  • Sasha The Fire Gypsy $kankhoe
    December 29, 2016 at 6:57 pm

    She’s an even bigger skank hoe than me. Besides there going to be nothing left for her to sue after my attorney Richard N Vulva gets finished with Turtleboy.

    • Mr Butthurt
      December 29, 2016 at 10:46 pm

      You have as good a chance of getting a real lawyer to do anything as I do to actually part your legs and hit your shit like you want.

      • Sasha The Fire Gypsy $kankhoe
        December 30, 2016 at 8:33 am

        You know what they say… red on the head, fire in the hole. So give it to me good Mr. Butthurt. Live up to your name and make me walk with a limp.

  • Mr. Joe Bangles
    December 29, 2016 at 6:36 pm

    Did folks know you can report fb profiles that are fake names and they will shut down the profile till they provide legal documents proving that is their true identity?

  • Madame Gawain
    December 29, 2016 at 6:06 pm

    What the FUCK was that crazy rant all about? Ball sacks? Clowns? How nobody will go down on her stinky coochina? I am fucking baffled. Artist is just a word for “I have more drugs in me than Pfeiffer Pharmaceuticals.” Trippy, crazy, bitch. Kudos for TBS for even knowing that she was bitching about something.

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