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Reader Email: Hi Turtleboy! I have an issue and I’ve been directed to you to help solve the “mystery” by quite a few people. I lost my debit card in Shrewsbury (the town where I live) – someone found it, picked it up, and then went on a shopping spree racking up over $500. I have the list of all the places he went. I went to the smokeshop he was at in Worcester, got video footage, still photos of him, him with my card and his car. Then went to the middle eastern market he spent money at (Bahnan’s) and they know his name is Peter, and he is Iranian. I have everything I need – except his last name and where to find him. I followed his tracks. I know he is on EBT, but drives a Mercedes and steals people’s cards. Can you help me to get this dooshnozzle? I have Shrewsbury PD working on this but nothing has been done yet – I dropped off the video footage with them last night. I’m not good at sitting back and letting things happen – I want to solve this myself and bring the asshole to court.
Here’s what he did and where he went on November 17th starting at 3:00 PM:
- Gulf Oil (Store #91801109)
- Park Ave Smoke Shop (where he spent over 15 minutes talking to the owner about products and asking a bunch of questions about the prices of things, even though money was no object because he was going to use my card anyway)
- Bahnan Market
- West Tatnuk Laundry & Dry Clean
- Park Ave Price Chopper
- Gulf Oil Shrewsbury Shell Station
Holy shit – it’s every angry uncle I’ve ever seen growing up at a U-12 soccer game berating the referees. Guaranteed this guy has the world’s largest collection of untrimmed nose hairs too.
We just wanna say how honored we are that this law-abiding citizen was urged by her law-abiding friends to bring her story to Turtleboy Sports because they knew we would help find this greaseball. Don’t get me wrong, we are quite confident the Shrewsbury Police are doing what they can to find out who this winner is. But at the end of the day they don’t have the following we do, so we might as well put the word out so we can help them bring this assbag to justice.
We’ve all lost our debit/credit cards before. Luckily if someone finds it and pulls a stunt like this then the banks normally cover your loss. But it’s the principle of the matter that dickbags like this think they can get away with and carry on like normal, law-abiding citizens while doing so. I mean, the dude was shooting the shit and talking about the weather at the Park Ave smokeshop. He got too cocky for his own good.
Of course the real kicker here is that this is his car:
Dude drives a Mercedes. I’d like to drive one of those but I have these pesky things called “taxes” and “diapers” that prohibit me from doing so.
Oh yea, and he’s also on food stamps. Because, it’s Massachusetts – why wouldn’t he be on food stamps? We know this because it’s been confirmed by some of the places where he ran up the bill using this woman’s credit card. Because instead of going to a place where no one knew him, this genius decided to go to the places where everyone knows his name, so they could have more information to provide the cops after he inevitably got caught.
Does this look like a single mother to you?
Because I’m pretty sure that’s why EBT exists. To help poor people with families to take care. Not to help grizzled Iranian guys who drive Mercedes and steal credit cards. That’s the most offensive part about this whole thing – the woman is a taxpeyer. She pays for his EBT. But that’s not enough for good ol’ Peter. He had to steal her credit card too.
So does anyone out there know who this guy is and/or where he lives? We figured we might as well give it a shot. It’s kind of our civic duty. If you know who he is then please message us so we can verify it before getting in contact with the Shrewsbury Police. It’s not guaranteed that we will find this guy, but ya never know. Worcester’s not a big place. This guy has to live next door to someone and we’ve got turtle riders manning every block from Boston to Pittsfield. So someone out there must know who he is. Let’s see if we can use Turtleboy as a force for good once again.
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