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Anyone With A “Hate Has No Home Here” Sign On Their Front Lawn Is Full Of Shit, Would You Put Up One Of Our Signs If We Made Them?

Anyone With A “Hate Has No Home Here” Sign On Their Front Lawn Is Full Of Shit, Would You Put Up One Of Our Signs If We Made Them?

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I’ve reached my breaking point with these stupid signs:

They’re everywhere. And they’re everything that is wrong with the world today. The people who put these things in front of their homes are all full of shit. Mostly they’re in nearly all white suburban towns, where the people have isolated themselves far away from anyone who can read any of the lines except for the one in English. But don’t worry, they’d totally love the Muslims and hispanics if they had enough money to live on  their street. Google image the sign – it’s just a bunch of white “resisting” people with pink pussy hats running away from minorities, who are rocking these things to cancel out all their white guilt:

The people who have these in front of their homes in Shrewsbury and Grafton and Westboro hate lots of things – shitty school systems full of disruptive junior hoodrats, crime, prostitution, diversity, poor people, junkbox panhandlers, traffic, yellow ofo bikes, etc. It’s why they moved to the suburbs in the first place. To get away from all the shit that normal people hate.

This is nothing more than virtue signaling. It’s just a way for people who aren’t making a difference to convince themselves that they are. It’s suggesting that those who do not have one of these in front of their house MIGHT be a house of what they consider “hate speech.” Hey idiots – normal people just ASSUME when they drive by homes that the people inside are not Nazis. But now you assholes have turned it into one big, “everyone who doesn’t declare that they’re not a Nazi, is in fact a Nazi” shitshow.

Of course the biggest reason I can’t stand them is the fact that it’s so disingenuous. The homes that these signs are in front of are FULL of hate. They hate anyone who doesn’t think like them. They hate First Amendment. They hate the Second Amendment. They hate Turtleboy. They hate the truth.

Hate is a normal human emotion. Anyone who says they don’t hate something is full of shit. I hate TONS of stuff. The people that I hate, hate me right back. They actually probably hate more shit than I do. It’s not normal to go through life loving everything. I don’t wanna be friends with anyone who loves everyone and everything. Because chances are that person is fake as shit and is terribly uninteresting to talk to.

So because Turtleboy is the only honest media outlet out there we honestly wanna start making signs too. Obviously this would not be the design, but would you put a sign up in your yard that said the following along with the Turtleboy logo?

24 Comment(s)
  • Fermin Ganze
    December 21, 2018 at 9:36 am

    greath content!

  • Mrs. Teasdale
    November 6, 2017 at 5:05 pm

    I love your signs, where do I get one? I want to join the fun!

  • chrissy
    November 2, 2017 at 8:51 pm

    this is my most favorite turtle article of all time.

  • Joe McCarthy
    October 31, 2017 at 3:53 pm

    Someone with time and computer savvy could map out those signs online for use in the upcoming Communist Revolution counter-offensive……

  • Sloppy
    October 31, 2017 at 10:12 am

    I just drove through Princeton, and holy fuck those stupid signs are everywhere…. to the point where if you live there and you DON’T have a sign, you’re probably subject to an inquisition.
    I’m not sure I put the turtle boy sign up, but you should make some 5 x 7″ turtle stickers that people can buy packs of. If I were 10 years younger, I drive around and slap them all over those fucking stupid signs, as well as on stop signs and anything else.

  • Mrs. Teasdale
    October 30, 2017 at 8:45 pm

    where do I get one of the ‘Tons of hate in this house’??:-)

  • SRR
    October 30, 2017 at 11:31 am

    I think the No Hate signs are a way of labeling all those without a sign, in the minds of SJWs those with out a sign are supporter’s of president Trump. The Nazis had ways of labeling Jew’s to by making them wear arm bands with the star of David on them. SJWs can’t force people that disagree with them to wear anything so they labeled them selves, this not only gives them the warm fuzzy feeling they get from virtue signalling but it labels those without a sign as the enemy. This begs the question who are the Real Nazis?

    • mitch
      October 30, 2017 at 3:26 pm

      that’s an easy question! the answer lies within every person that has a desire to exert control, including life and death, on his fellow humans. fortunately, most of these nazis keep it to themselves, don’t organize, and don’t physically go out and try to impose their sick desires on the rest of us, they just vote democrat/marxist. they picture themselves as “good” people,who only want to do the”right” thing. they see themselves as being “on the right side of history” and in the beginning are quite happy with coercing people to get their way. when or if that doesn’t satisfy them then the coercion comes out of the barrel of a gun. their signs are advertisements for Nazism!!! btw ,this is NOT POLITICS. there can be no discussion with these “signers”, they are true believers and would kill you for it if they could. this is their RELIGION.

  • Sonny's Mom
    October 30, 2017 at 11:09 am

    Just as I was about to give up on Turtleboy after The Cathouse Chronicles… struck gold again!

  • Dj Trump
    October 30, 2017 at 8:54 am

    Good, let them identify themselves, It’ll make them easy targets for the mudman being that they morally can’t call the police on their fellow Democrats
    As a bonus, normal neighbors will be able to dismiss them out of hand, without the hassle of getting to know they’re moonbats thru normal neighborly conversation.

  • Think First
    October 30, 2017 at 7:55 am

    Have we really as a society become so petty that we give a shit about what someone chooses to put on their front lawn for whatever reason?
    Get a fucking life, mind your own business and the world would be a better place.

  • Don
    October 30, 2017 at 7:51 am

    No, I wouldn’t put one up. For the same reason I didn’t put up a Trump sign – I don’t want the “tolerant” lefties fucking up my shit that I actually WORKED for.

    • John Barker
      October 30, 2017 at 7:49 pm

      I know what You mean. I though, live in a 4 APT house and hate my neighbors, so getting some of my shit messed with is worth it as long as they mess up theirs too!!

  • Suburbanite
    October 30, 2017 at 7:50 am

    YEP! I’m in a town for those exact reasons: No Jr. hoodrats disrupting my kid’s class. No panhandlers. No pajama bottoms mid day. No blaring thug music from car speakers that cost more than my mortgage payment (yet they are suckling from the system.) However, all are welcome on my modest street, as long as you go to work, pay you bills, and live peacefully. Co-exist? Yes (although those bumper stickers are stupid too.) Enable? NO!!!

  • Think First
    October 30, 2017 at 7:26 am

    Someone is very sensitive.
    I don’t care if you have a BLM sign on your front lawn or you hang a spook from a tree in your yard. It’s your fucking yard so do what ever you want. No skin off my back.

  • Turtle Rider in the 413
    October 30, 2017 at 7:17 am

    I would only consider putting that in front of my house once I install my CCTV system. I’m pretty much setting myself up to get burglarized, or at the very least have the signs stolen by associating myself with Turtleboy

  • bigdaddy
    October 30, 2017 at 7:02 am

    I bet if you put a Trump sign on your lawn they would welcome hate back real fast

    • Suburbanite
      October 30, 2017 at 7:54 am

      Exactly. Because only liberal snowflakes are right. Only their opinions are fact.

    • mitch
      October 30, 2017 at 7:27 pm

      You’re damned right bigdaddy !!! These “signers” ,while advertising their hate, are in reality, bemoaning the fact that the “muscle” they had with obama’s doj is gone. For the previous 8 yrs, the vengeance that they had against anyone who disagreed with them was applied by obama and his filthy democrat/marxist “activist lawyers”. That is now history, thank god! The “signers” cannot comprehend or accept their neighbor’s vote, so they continue to scream out with their signs “we are the righteous.” Fuck em over any chance you get. If you want to turn 65 million people into staunch conservatives, hell bent in preserving America and our way of life, just have them live under obama and the “signers” for 8 years.

  • Local real local
    Local real local
    October 30, 2017 at 4:44 am

    I can’t stand hypocrites. Look, take a position and leave it there. Don’t like DD coffee then go some place else. Think your wife is a cheating, lying slutty who’re? The n call her that and don’t back down. You Dislike what someone writes in the T&G because they are a fuck-muppet half-wit? Okay, then say why on TBS.

    To the people in Grafton and Shrewsbury who don’t want to put a sign on their front lawn: good for you!

  • burgling turts
    October 30, 2017 at 3:00 am

    I hate assholes, white, black, Asian (especially them, better at math than me mo fos), latino, muslim, jew, turtleriders, etc. All that said, I’m surrounded by every ethnicity all the time and they are all great people who want the same things ive been privileged enough to have granted to me as an American citizen.
    I grew up in the suburbs and chose to explore the outside world because of all the things I heard and saw as a kid. The LA riots, the OJ trial, the crack cocaine epidemic and the AIDS epidemic all effected a demi graph that I was not a part of. But I wanted to know what these people were going through, and found out they were just like me. They wanted to just live and be free.
    So, hate does live in my home. We live in the safest, most free country in the world that has ever existed and a handful of people want to piss it away because feels come before common sense. Fuck them and God bless the USA.

  • Nick
    October 30, 2017 at 1:21 am

    Do they have a petition too ?Like back in high school days.

  • chrissy house
    October 29, 2017 at 11:56 pm

    fuck yeah!

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