Apparently Rosie O’Donnell’s New Girlfriend A Hot, Younger Worcester Cop
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TIL (this I learned) today – Rosie O’Donnell has a much younger girlfriend, and she is a Worcester cop who is part of the horse riding division:
Dear God, I hope Rosie’s trophy girlfriend never lets her ride that poor horse. Thoughts and prayers.
Here’s my question – why would any lesbian ever wanna be with Rosie O’Donnell? This is the real mystery of lesbianism to me. Gay guys make sense. They’re more often than not in really good shape, they smell good, they have clean homes, and they go to the gym. I get why men who are attracted to other men would be attracted to 99% of gay guys.
But no heterosexual guy has ever looked at Rosie O’Donnell and said, “I’d like to toss my taco warmer in her burrito.” And if lesbians and heterosexual guys are both attracted to women, then it makes zero sense that anyone would ever choose to scissor with Rosie O’Donnell. Especially a younger, in shape, Worcester chick. Is the lady pond really so weak that women feel the need to settle for Rosie O’Donnell? You’re better off at a WPI frat party. Sad.
P.S. Why is Rosie still in America? Thought we got rid of these people a year ago today?