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    Our Rosie O’Donnell Worcester Cop Girlfriend Blog Triggered Some Bad Exit Speeches, And It Turns Out She’s Unbelievably Hot

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    Yesterday we published this harmless, light hearted blog about Rosie O’Donnell announcing that her new girlfriend is a Worcester Cop on the mounted horse unit. We’re a Worcester based blog and when a multi-millionaire SJW like Rosie O’Donnell, whose name gets brought up in presidential debates, announces she’s scissoring with a Worcester Cop, that’s something we stop what we’re doing for and immediately blog about.

    But evidently this hurt some feelz, which led to a torrent of butthurt and poorly executed exit speeches on our Facebook page:

    Oh yea, God forbid we take a break from breaking huge stories and do a little light hearted commentary on Rosie O’Donnell’s new finger painting project. We literally just broke a story a week or so ago that has made international news, and is likely to lead to the resignation of the Colonel of the Massachusetts State Police. We apologize for this temporary break from seriousness in order to enjoy some light hearted humor.

    Oh, and “some of our stories are pompous and judgmental” lately? You must be new here. Pompous and judgmental are two of the only things we know how to do.

    Newsflash – no one is attracted to Rosie O’Donnell. Nobody. Whoever her girlfriend is is obviously in it for the money. Turns out lesbians have sugar daddies too. Also, I’m not sure who the mentally ill overweight person we blogged about was (since there’s so many, and my bet is on the 700 pound Fall River cheesehog), but whoever it was totally deserved the public shaming they got.

    This might be the worst complaint I ever heard:

    I hate when we mess up abbreviations. Totally makes me cringe and it destroys our relevancy. This is something worth getting outraged about.

    And some exit speeches….

    First of all, those exit speeches sucked. D+ at best.

    Secondly, you think this is too far? We’ve done a million times worse than this before (especially North Shore Turtlebabe when she’s in one of her moods) and you frauds stuck around because just like everyone else here, you like to watch the world burn too.

    Thirdly, we keep it real with our takes here. And the fact of the matter is that it’s fascinating how some lesbians are attracted to women who look like men. It doesn’t make any sense. We apologize for nothing and you won’t be missed. But let’s be honest, you’re not really going anywhere.

    Anyway, turns out Rosie’s new trophy girlfriend is Elizabeth Rooney, who probably got Rosie’s love juices going when she went after President Trump in February with a viral post about on IG:

    And she is a junior smokeshow extraordinaire:

    Nap queen is my new favorite shirt of all time.

    God bless you Rosie O’Donnell. I dunno how you did it, but got the job done. Must be nice to rich. Just for the love of God, stay off that horse, and please don’t come to Worcester. Ever.

    P.S. Does Rosie lose street cred in SJW circles for dating a cop? Aren’t they all just racist killers?

    Double P.S. The mounted unit horses are second only to the yellow ofo bikes as the worst failed experiment in Ed Augustus’ reign of terror.

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    1. Mark D

      the storyline in CYE where Larry and Rosie competed for the same chick was fucking phenomenal

    2. Scratch n sniff

      Hotness negated by sjw/ liberal association. If she’s licking Rosie Odie’s box she agrees with her views. Therefore, the hotness is negated. She’s probably a rat to top it off.

    3. don

      I hardly doubt that cop is dating rosie. Unless she has a penis. Not even rosie wants to be with rosie. She is a fat disgusting gutterwench just looking to get into any story she can. It seems that rosie is only trying to make this girl famous, nothing more. Just by the pic with her on the horse, it makes her look 3 feet tall. Nice face, but thats about it.

    4. Haverhill Landlord

      That’s one cutie of a cop. I can feel myself turning lesbian even as I type…

      PS Are you sure that’s Rosie O’Donnell and not MeatLoaf in drag?

    5. Maggie the Cat

      Get over it, people! This is not the most important thing happening on the planet.

      1. ElJefe72

        Get over what? No one said this was the most important thing happening on the planet.

      2. Mike

        Stop posting! Yours is not the most interesting comment on the internet!

        1. The queen

          So why are you so compelled to respond?

    6. Low Morals

      Hmm cute girl, and talented to. She went from riding a horse to riding an elephant!

      1. Jennifer

        Holy shit Literally almost chocked on my chips when I read this. Hilarious

      2. Love bug

        Holy shit Literally almost chocked on my chips when I read this. Hilarious

        1. what what

          a little redundant

          a little redundant

        2. OldVet

          Spell much? Chocked? I can see spelling it wrong once but twice?

    7. 2wEntEe

      Horses are not slaves!
      Shame on you Rosie for dating an animal abuser.


    8. Woodiculous

      There is nothing junior about that smokeshow Elizabeth. The fact that she is acop, and a veteran to boot makes her a first class human.

      I’m proud that she is from Worcester.

      I don’t care who her paramours are (unless it was me LOL! A man can dream)

      1. Trump Baby!!


    9. ThighBlisters

      2wentee- your a fuckin idiot, those horses are probably the best cared for horses around. You know in the wild a horses life expectancy is about 9yrs, if lucky. In a well cared for stable they’re pushing mid 30’s. I hate people like you, eat a dick. Or for the sake of this blog, suck a clit.

      1. ElJefe72

        Understanding sarcasm is not your strong suit, is it?

      2. 2wEntEe

        Why such vulgar language?
        Are you having a bad day?

    10. Caroline Schultz McFadden

      Hello my name is Caroline Schultz McFadden and I’m a certified lesbian expert extraordinaire from the Cambridge school of female studies. To have a further opinion of Miss Rooney I would need a much closer look at her naked gash.

    11. ThighBlisters

      2wentee- and stop adding “ism” to the end of, or in any part of, those queer ass #’s. Adding “ism” doesn’t automatically make whatever you’re talking about important. It makes you look like a fuckin idiot. I hate your kind. Go get another participation medal somewhere. Fuckin loser.

      1. Give A Lib A Throat Punch

        Makes HIM look like an idiot? LOL

        Shouldn’t you be doing your homework or something? Google irony, junior.

      2. 2wEntEe

        Clearly you don’t think Equestriamismismististic lives matter.
        Wait until PETA hears about this one, you’ll be the fucking posterboy for horse abuse.

    12. Itsjustme

      Like I said on the original blog I’m a straight woman, definitely not a Rosie fan but I wouldn’t call her unattractive nor would I consider her gorgeous. I mean look at the people usually featured here, she is 95% more attractive and 100% than richer than them. The only problem I see is that cop is young enough to pop out a few more kids for Rosie to mess up.

      1. itsonlyyou

        “I wouldn’t call her unattractive”

        you may have cataracts or a minor stroke, please see a doctor immediately.

    13. Low Morals

      I listened to the Howard Stern interview and Rosie is the biggest man hating cunt on the fucking planet period.

      She’s so much of a wacky leftist nut job that she believes that the 9/11 twin towers attack was an inside job by the Bush administration.

    14. Bstuff

      I just can’t picture this chick licking rosie odonnells butthole.

      1. Kermie Eating Miss Piggies Sphincter with chocolate sprinkles

        I can, it’s easy, imagine a cat lapping a saucer of milk now replace the saucer with a hippos ass.

        she probable ate chunky female ass every night in the army or marines or navy or whatever….

    15. The Rant Queen

      Cop loses hotness for me due to that horribly generic iG handle. Note the underscore, due to about 10 thousand blue eyed souls needimg some variant of that handle. Plus SJW, so she’s obv dumb as shit. Anyone (famous) can get a dumb hot girl to fuck them. The only thing that kinda sets her apart is her cop uniform.

      Yep, Im judgemental AF.

      1. Rochambeau

        Whoa. I think she’s a Statie, now. If anyone can pass that academy, that gives me pause. I’ll give her the respect that she’s due.

        1. omg

          ^^^^ row-sham-blow will blow staties for a pat on the head.

    16. John

      I can certainly see why she likes Rosey…. she likes horses.

      1. sperm donor

        ha ha ha…. John you win TB today, nice

    17. chrissy

      I’ve always wondered how many jellybeans would fit in Rosie ODonnell’s big fat head. 🙂

      1. chrissy

        cute, chrissyclone 🙂

    18. Hetero, but who really cares?

      Rosie was once a brilliant comedian and her talk show was phenomenal. I didn’t like when she went public with all the snowflake bullshit, saying 9-11 was orchestrated by the U.S, etc. but she is entitled to her opinion on political matters. If we fail to let her speak her mind or criticize her for everything she says, then WE are the crazy, off the chain, snowflake, libtards who are never wrong and viciously attack those who have differing opinions. Yes, Elizabeth Rooney is very attractive. Rosie is not Shrek by any means. Her liberal rants are what makes her unattractive. As for the guys who said they wouldn’t fuck her with someone else’s dick…I’m guessing Rosie wouldn’t want yours or anyone elses for that matter. Live and let live.

      1. Smells like ASS

        “Rosie a brilliant comedian”

        No, not even close, just a fat-fuck that other fat women like to identify with. Michael Moore telling bad jokes, would be no where without her writers and following of sad fat women.

        1. Hetero, but who really cares?

          Yes, a brilliant comedian. Her weight has nothing to do with it. And she used to be liked by more than just fat women. You don’t like her rants. Just say that. You don’t have to knock her appearance because that has NOTHING to do with whether or not people find her talented.

          1. fucking fags ruin everything

            Look up the word brilliant. Rosie Ofatso is not and never has been brilliant, loud and stupid, filled a niche at the right time and place same as Rosanne Barr, now seen for what they are.

            She has no talent, her appeal was to women, fat sad women at a time with few females representing in the world of stand-up.

            Don’t care about her rants, they are without merit, if she was funny I’d say so.

          2. John George from Woonsocket

            Hetero obvious question how fat are you?????

    19. El Pedro

      That Chicita could make mucho Pesos doing a donkey show down in ol’ mexico!! Aribaaa!

    20. Tuna Boat

      Takes 300 selfies a few come out good. This chick is wayyy over rated.

      She’s nothing special, within 5 years she’ll be an obese mess like the rest.

      Young lesbo may as well be dating Harvey Weinstein for attention and cash. The relationship is all about the blonde carpet-muncher being a gold digger and Rosie trading cash and fame for young tuna.

      1. Hughbo Mont

        Pretty face, but too big/huskie for me.

        1. K.

          Are you kidding? so you’re into anorexia?

    21. John

      The PC tribe always is offended by anyone who breaks their delusional rules.

      1. Hetero, but who really cares?

        If you are calling me the PC tribe, that is the 2nd time you were wrong.

        1. dingleberry

          talk about paranoia….

    22. Mr Ed

      I wonder if she’s leaving me for Rosies well manicured hooves!

    23. Tits and Ass, Merica fuck yeah!

      Me sooo horny even the mention of Rosie can’t block-my-cock with All this Ass and Pussy talk… where’s the lubriderm!!!

      TB show more heroin bj queens… me soooo hawney!!!

      1. Mambo

        God I love the fit female form.

      2. Schwing!

        haters gonna hate. she is hot af 100% 100%

    24. whatevuh

      what is this woman thinking? There is no way on God’s green earth I would ever touch Rosie’s anything, . Suicidal, fat slob, loud mouth, obnoxious, unattractive POS turn around hunny, grab a dick and enjoy it

      1. Cheese

        good point, people forget about Rosie’s suicidal past and bipolar meltdowns

    25. Steven Stover

      Weird. Cause that fat slob is a BLM lover and hates cops.

      1. dingleberry

        I Gayronteeee, gayrontee… Worcester cop plays a long with whatever rosie likes, wants.

        “you know I don’t really like being a cop, society gives women so few choices I had to become a cop, I give poc the secret wink I’m on their side”

        “If you could jusst put me up as a personal assistant for 100k with a manhattan apt, I wouldn’t have to be a cop anymore”

    26. Steve O

      I can see how she could fall for Rosie…I mean she does have a thing for horses….

    27. Kevin Spacey & Charlie Sheen's love child

      Pretty cops don’t stay pretty for long. Couple years on the job she’ll look like Rosie’s twin.

    28. Gross

      In all seriousness, what the hell do you think these two do in the bedroom?

      You know blonde shorty has to play along like the playmates did with 80 year old Hugh Heffner. Her job is to convince old obese rosie that she’s a princess, it’s this cops only job with rosie. Rosie as a C-list celeb can pick from thousands of women gay and strait who will gladly lick her buffalo bum an hour a day to be rosie’s sidekick and a shot at rosie’s cash. Many many women have an insatiable need for attention.

      Guessing the elephant trainer does a lot of kissing starting at rosie’s pie hole over the rolls of fat, breasts mixed in with those rolls down the double gunt to the Rosie’s vagina then round that huge cellulite droopy ass and takes care of her crack like a dog licking peanutbutter during a surprise party.

      Now rosie uses a purple strap-on that is pushed strait down by her doubt gunt and does missionary and doggy but starts sweating and lays back on the bed and blonde shorty the elephant tamer rides the purple plastic while using her hand on herself and moans like a bad porn movie.

      How do you think a Worcester cop becomes rosie’s beaver cleaner?? I can imagine a scenario where she lived a double life as a party girl to C-list celebrity lesbians, groupies looking for backstage access after a concert, security knows who to let in.

    29. Howard Stern

      Entire relationship explained

    30. omg

      Go easy on police girl her life just got shitty in more ways than one.

      Does everything human come back to mental-illness and drugs? How did the pioneers survive on the prairie with no weed, heroin or meth or therapist to get them SSI and section 8.

    31. Inside Rosies Bedroom

      OOOH Officer Rooney fuck me with your baton and taze me like a nigger!

    32. DickMastersSon

      Woof look at Rosie there. She looks like the missing link. Seriously, theater of the mind time: You have a time machine and you take it back to the stone age, you wander into a cave. Paintings on the wall the whole lot. In the back of the cave you see a fire and a figure hunched over the pit cooking something. No look at that pic of her is that not exactly what you’d expect to see? Also that cop is sorta cute but has a total lesbian face. You can tell when the mouth is jutting out like that, helps ’em get in there deeper.

    33. Goose

      Uhhhh….. people, if she was old enough to wear BDUs while in the military, she’s at least in her mid-thirties. At least.

      Do you know how much make-up it takes for a mid-late 30 y/o to look the way this one does?

    34. Stunt Penis

      Based on the size of her ass in one of those pictures, she likely has thighs the size of redwood tree trunks.

      Nice eyes and pretty face… but… on the “total package”… definitely not hot.

    35. Brian

      WTF was up with sliding that picture of Saddam O’Donnell in there? How about a heads up next time?

    36. From the Horses Mouth

      Easy to see rosie the bag lady ranting and attacking people on a subway.

    37. Rosie's Garbage

      Howard Stern listener “stole” rosie odonell’s garbage and described what he found on the air.

    38. Beano

      Rosie’s fat melanoma ridden lunch lady arm has me triggered

    39. Max

      1. She takes a good selfie but she’s not hot in person. More like – “cute for a chick cop” which is like saying “that homeless meth addict is somewhat attractive.”

      2. Rosie is so gross she’s not even human anymore. She’d lose a looks and personality contest against Jabba the Hutt and the fat pig creature that gets eaten by the rancor (and the rancor, she’d lose to that as well).

      3. This is an Insta-Skank / money thing. The cop will get lesbo street cred for letting Jabba eat her and likely get a small amount of fame in SJW circles.

      4. Odds are good she’ll be replacing McGovern sometime in the future.

    40. rr

      Ya know, when Rosie lets her hair down with those few streaks of gray and that look of bliss in her eyes, I kinda…oh shit…brb…

      Sorry, my dick tried to run off.

      Dicks have no sense of humor.

    41. anon

      Everyone close to Rosie O’ Donnell commits suicide to get away from the mental illness, just like her poor adopted daughter (I wonder if Rosie adopted to molest, who knows?). She’s straight up trash with money and her mental illness is amplifying by orders of magnitude.

    42. Just nick

      What is all the noise about? Her ability to throw a saddle on and ride a horse s/b put to good use in this startling revelation. Let the girls be girls. Hi ho silver, away.

    43. Janey D.

      Liz Rooney was a failed contestant on American Idol Season 9 … then after the military she was a 911 dispatcher … then a cop … fame eluded the aging blondie so she will do whatever it takes for FAME … she is one desperate broad but a somewhat convincing actress to actually make Rosie O’Donnell believe there is “love” between them … not much of a stretch to guess they will get married … kinda reminds of Melissa Ethridge and Tammy Lynn Michaels … haha

    44. choo choo

      Oh come on! Does anyone actually believe this is “love at first sight for real”??? NO WAY, lil’ blonde wanna-be crappy singer couldn’t make it in show business so she does the next best thing, bang a fat ugly aging mentally ill loud mouth with money, convinces O’Fatso they are madly in love and MUST, I tell you, JUST MUST HAVE A BABY TOGETHER to cement their profound love; they have a lesbo wedding, make it all nice and legal, then two years later blondie and fatty get divorced and blondie retires in Key West with a chunk of O’Fatsos money. Didn’t see that one coming, did ya.

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