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Remember when vacationing at the Cape was a thing people used to look forward to? It basically comes with its own moat to keep out the riffraff. But now that they have wifi and iPhones in Brockton, the GED express has figured out how to get down there too, and this is the end result:
This is the slippery slope of ratchetry. First we gave them Barnstable. Then it was Yarmouth. Now they’re making inroads into Harwich. We have to make our last stand at the Beach Comber. I don’t care if we have to build a wall in Eastham – something must be done to keep at least part of the Cape junkbox free.
Well, as it turns out, Tiffany, the woman who made this initial post, got a lot of shares on Facebook. And eventually word got out to the master of the house that her domicile was about to be featured on Sludgepump Cape Cod House Hunters. Naturally this Renta Placenta messaged the OP and threatened her by letting her know that she “fucked with crazy.”
Keep in mind, the woman who came across her needle infested herpes lair was with her child at the time, and was concerned about the fact that there seem to be half a dozen dirty needles lying on public land in a park that children visit. Obviously the concerned mother was the problem here, not the slambox who lives in a tent and litters mother earth with her junkie juice.
Tiffany Holt is a real prize. She lives by the creed, “I stay ready so I ain’t gotta get ready.”
And by that she means,
“I’ve been wearing the same outfit for three days, and I have no intention of changing any time soon.”
As you can see she’s from Arkansas. Because Cape Cod has become a nationwide magnet for America’s best and brightest. Looks like she’s not enjoying her time here either:
Please, feel free to head on over to the beach, find someone to give you a bus ticket in exchange for a sandy handy, and head on back down to Arkansas where you belong. Looks like she had a good time in PTown though.
PTown is the one place that is guaranteed to take a stand against the tent patrol. Find me an openly gay couple who has a broken down Trans Am on their overgrown, weed infested front yard. You can’t. Because the one thing gay people have no tolerance for are trashbags like this.
She might not be able to afford an apartment, but she has plenty of cash for Mary Jane.
Only in America do the homeless have iPhones and smoke better weed than the taxpayers.
Her porridge gun partner in crime lives by a different creed, “Life’s a bitch, so fuck it like one.”
Just make sure you’re wearing a rubber with that hepatitis hoodbooger.
As you can see he is originally from the Cape. But evidently he went cross country looking for his junkbox Cinderella, and he finally found her in Arkansas:
Dog filter. Never saw that one coming.
Evidently these two winners randomly jump on buses and play ratchet roulette:
Naturally they ended up on Cape Cod. But not before a quick pit stop in Texas……
And from the looks of this video, she isn’t gonna be leaving any time soon:
“Bitch, I bet you don’t see that in Arkansas.”
Ya know what they do have in Arkansas though Renta Placenta? Your kids. From the looks of your Facebook page I count three fuck trophies you fired out of the ol’ baby cannon.
Of course that won’t be enough to get you go back, so how bout this – I heard they got free testers in Little Rock. Bomb shit. If you wanna ride out of Cape Cod we will pay for your bus ticket. HMU girl.