As Usual Butthurts Are Whining That The Patriots Win Games Because We Follow And Obey The Rules And They Don’t
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Butthurt losers are all mad that the Patriots won AGAIN because we play by the rules:
I hate this league. Absolute trash. @NFL STOLE this game from the Steelers. Jesse James broke the plain of the endzone. This league is fixed. Garbage garage League.
— Mike Drakulich (@PghSportsNation) December 18, 2017
It’s really simple folks:
Ruled incomplete. pic.twitter.com/PjM6JUUGCA
— Kevin Marchina (@kg_holler) December 18, 2017
If anyone tries to say that Jesse James caught the ball, link them this tweet. The NFL’s SVP of Officiating explaining how the call was correct: pic.twitter.com/jtYn5rcgiy
— Tyler (@AProblematicFan) December 18, 2017
“By rule to complete the process of the catch he must survive the ground, and by that we mean he must maintain control of the football. Once he gets there he loses the football and then the ball hits the ground.”
Don’t like the rule? Call your congressman. We’re the Patriots. We win because we follow the rules.
Then there’s a lot of this going around:
This was ruled a touchdown but Jesse James' was ruled incomplete the catch rule is trash. https://t.co/re2bU3eI9J
— B. Manly (@BlairManly) December 18, 2017
Cam Newton posterizing dudes in football. AND ONE!pic.twitter.com/pU1g3aMHSm
— The Shadow League (@ShadowLeagueTSL) November 5, 2017
Cam Newton was a RUNNER on that play, not a receiver. Jesse James was a receiver who never actually caught the ball. It’s sad and pathetic that grown adults cannot see the obvious difference.
The best are the butthurts whining about us winning because the league is determined to make sure we do. The same league that suspended Tom Brady for four games because SCIENCE caused balls to lose some PSI in a 45-7 blowout where we ran the ball 90% of the time. The same league run by a Nazi who threw the fans of the other 31 loser teams a bone and tried to distract everyone from his failed policy on domestic abuse by attacking the quarterback that can’t stop winning.
Yup, that’s what happened.
Here’s a fact – the Patriots won the game because they have a better coach. The Steelers are probably a better team on paper, because the Patriots defense is an abortion right now. Elandon Roberts and Richards have no business playing on an NFL team, never mind a Super Bowl champion team. For all the talk about Ryan Shazier not playing tonight, the Patriots were missing Donta Hightower, who literally won two Super Bowls on his own with game saving plays. No one on this team can get to the quarterback. They gave up a 75 yard play with 45 seconds left. The Steelers converted on third down whenever they felt like it. Leveon Bell was unstoppable.
And yet we still won. Because at the end of the day the Steelers did what 99% of teams do when they play us – crapped their pants. While that Jesse James play was being reviewed a real coaching staff would’ve been coming up with a contingency plan if the call was overturned. But Mike Tomlin is a grown man with a bad, overgrown chinstrap, and he apparently did nothing during that time. And with no timeouts With no timeouts they threw a pass to Darius Heyward-Bay and he foolishly was tackled in bounds:
Malcolm Butler is a tremendous tackler. This play set them up to win the game. Shouldn't get overlooked. pic.twitter.com/DUvO2ycdoh
— Michael Hurley (@michaelFhurley) December 18, 2017
And then instead of spiking it and kicking a field goal they did a fake spike that no Belichcik coac team would EVER fall for and they handed us the game. That scenario would never, ever, ever happen to a Belichick coached team. Ever. You take a shot at the end zone on second down. If you miss then no time comes off the clock and you go for it again. Instead they did that and we won.
It must suck to not be a Patriots fan. I can’t even imagine the trauma. Just always trying to rationalize why the world is out to get you, when in fact you’re just totally outmatched. Winners win. It’s what we do. Losers cry about rules they don’t like. It’s what they do.