Vote for Turtleboy Sports for best local blog 2015 by clicking here.
Like the Turtleboy Safe Space Facebook page to follow our posts when our other pages are arbitrarily suspended.
Turtleboy Sports Facebook page has been suspended until Tuesday, March 23. In order to follow the blogs you MUST like the Free Turtleboy Facebook page, which we use to post blogs whenever the Turtleboy Sports Facebook account is arbitrarily suspended. If we ever get shut down for good, this will become the new Turtleboy Sports main Facebook page.
We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible: Liberty Tax Preparation, Greenwood Street, Massachusetts Tattoo Festival, Wormtown Brewery, Union Tavern, Scavone Plumbing, Bennie’s Cafe, Craftech Restoration, JJM Insurance, Smokestack Urban Barbecue, Attorney Michael Erlich, Smitty’s Tavern, Julio’s Liquors, Solarreviews.net, The Gun Parlor Range, Attorney Anthony Salerno,
Want to have your business advert viewed over 1 million times per month? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.
The other day we blogged about the butthurt kids at Emory University who were “hurt” and need a safe space because someone wrote “Trump 2016” a bunch of time on campus…….WITH CHALK!!! Not chalk!!! Savages!!!! Well we’ve shit on college kids in America a lot (and justifiably so) for being so disconnected from reality. But there is hope for the next generation, and it all starts with whoever this kid is:
@Kmarkobarstool shits going down pic.twitter.com/2v6dCHhuqa
— Noah (@Nbh216) March 24, 2016
#ChalkLivesMatter
America owes you a debt of gratitude son. Here we were thinking that college kids everywhere were a bunch of whiny pansy-ass naniburgers who are about as tough as the French army defending the Maginot Line. We were under the assumption that these dooshnozzles you go to school with were intimidating rational minded people from coming forward and making fun of them as they should. But as it turns out there are still people between the ages of 18-22 who haven’t been brainwashed, can see these posers for what they are, and aren’t afraid to tell them that to their face.
Tangent: Thank God this wasn’t happening on college campuses in 1940. There is a 0.0% chance America defeats the Nazis and Japan if this is the pool we had to draft from. The only kid in this picture with any balls would’ve been in an internment camp instead of in a uniform.
Love this girl by the way:
She just gets so frustrated and walks away in anger when the Asian kid doesn’t agree with her misguided way of thinking. Then she does the “I’m smarter than you” bitch face:
Because that’s what she has been taught is an acceptable way to engage in discourse. Only one person is right – her. And if the other person doesn’t agree with her they are a racist and she gives up!!! This 20 second video reveals the weakness of people who subscribe to this ridiculous ideology – they are all emotion and no substance. When confronted with facts they yell, disrupt, and protest, because they don’t know how to handle the truth. Nice watch by the way. Life must be hard for you attending this $60,000 a year private college.
And then there’s this valley girl, who says, “this is insanity:
No honey, this is actually sanity being infused into an insane fantasy land known as college. This kid speaks for millions and millions of people, conservative and liberal alike, who all think it is insanity to whine about being hurt because someone wrote the leading republican presidential candidate’s name in chalk. Ya know, because of free speech and the fact that it will disappear when it rains. I understand that you are young and liberal, but you are embarrassing normal liberals everywhere. You are the reason Donald Trump is popular. People want Trump just to see the look on your entitled stupid face. Awesome outfit though. I’m 95% sure Grandma Turtleboy has that same pair of shorts.
Speaking of killer outfits:
Nice shorts kid. Sure you’re a wealthy trust fund baby on a 4 year vacation. But don’t get it twisted – you are oppressed!!!
Just to show you how stupid these kids are, here’s something one of these chucklefuckers told the school’s president when they stormed his office:
“Why did the swastikas [on the AEPi house in Fall 2014] receive a quick response while these chalkings did not?”
Swastikas on a Jewish fraternity are the same thing as someone writing “Trump 2016” in chalk on campus. This is how utterly, utterly stupid these nudniks are. You cannot attempt to reason with someone who is so out of touch with reality.
Ya know what all these kids need? A punch in the face. I feel like none of them has ever been punched in the face. And you can learn a lot from being punched in the face. More than anything it helps you understand what actual hurt feels like. Because all they understand is imaginary hurt.
Here’s my question – how come you hardly ever hear Asian people like this kid whining and leading these movements? Oh yea, they’re too busy studying and they know how embarrassed their parents would be if they joined the legion of ding-dongs. Because their parents were raised in a culture that values hard work instead of meaningless emotions.
Why do you think so many Vietnamese people are hard working folks? Because they’ve seen what life is like in a communist country and they know how much all this talk of “equality” is just a front for fascism and more poverty. Why do you think the Japanese were such a pain in the ass to fight during WW2? Because they came from a culture where it was shameful to give up. Why do you think South Koreans seem to do well for themselves in America? Because they always have to be on guard against their communist psychopath neighbors who are always trying to blow them up.
Then they come to America and they find that the worst thing this country has to offer are a bunch of republicans writing “Trump 2016” in chalk. And they laugh at us. That’s what this kid was doing. Making fun of dumbass, pansy Americans.
The bottom line is this is why Trump is popular. Becauase Hillary Clinton and Bernie Sanders have been letting people just as dumb and LOUD as these idiots take over their rallies and have their say. They try to engage morons/criminals/unemployable smelly jackwagons like Orange Julius Jones in an intellectual conversation:
They just give them the microphone like Bernie did in Seattle:
Americans are DISGUSTED with behavior like this. So when Trump tells them to shut the fuck up and he kicks them out of his rallies and confiscates their coats he goes up in the polls. Not sure how they haven’t figured this out yet. Say what you want about Trump, but Americans don’t want the leader of the free world to be pushed around and give in to the demands of a bunch of bulls on parade.
Anyway, it’s only a matter of time until something like this happens at another college campus. We just hope this kid has sparked a movement of protesting the protesters. Hopefully next time someone stands in front of them with a sign that says, “My vagina is full of sand – need a safe space from all this sand.”
We urge you to support the Turtleboy Sponsors by doing business with them. Without them none of this is possible. Click on any of them to check out their sites or Facebook pages.
Want to have your business advert viewed over 1 million times per month? Email us at Turtleboysports@gmail.com for more information, and check out our website about types of advertising we offer.
Follow us on Twitter and like us on Facebook
19 Comment(s)
Anyone want to take a trip to Atlanta? I got two buckets of sidewalk chalk in my garage. I’ve got an urge to draw cartoons of Donald Trump eating Asian children to scare the shit out of him. LOL
I get your point of the article, TB, but referring to him as the “Asian student” is just a bit racist….as would the black student, Jewish student, Puerto Rican student, etc.
I believe the proper term is “breaded chicken cutlet” (sand in the vagina)
Call me Chalk Protestor.
I hate it when the #1 and #2 seeds make it through The Tournament like last night!
Good luck to these kids in WW3. If I was them, I would be practicing how to say, “I need a safe space” in Russian. However, I think they’ll find that it’s lost in translation because Russians don’t know how to be pussies
I feel truly blessed to live in America in 2016.
So quick to bash the valley girl! But we really have no context for what she says….! She might think the whole stinking mess is insanity, or the BLM kid going nuts. WE DON’T KNOW.
Either way, THIS KID IS A HERO thank God some one stuck it to these whiney, diseased stains on society. I almost puked when I read about the kid comparing it to a swastika. Someone should take that kid out back and umm- cure the disease if you know what I mean.
I went to a campus like this, graduated 2014, and could not stand these bleeding heart whine bags
BobnMic,when do you ever sleep?
Overrated Reddog. Cat naps here and there is all I need.
That first picture, I wonder who has the highest SAT scores?
What’s the betting line on the fact that the back side of that kid’s sign says, “Be nice. I’m gonna be your boss someday.”?
That kid will be our supreme commander some day
That is the only smart college kid I currently know. He will have no competition in the real world.
Ohh and check out the sheet hanging in the tree with red letters… “I dont have tio agree with you but I will fight to the death for the ability for you to say it”. Yet Ms “Too good for a reply so I will make it about me and make silly 3 yr old sounds like, tssssss” only thing missing from her embarrassing little tantrum was the old, “talk to the hand” doesnt live by those standards.
Run away young douche bag, some one has a different opinion than you, run away.
“All over campussssssss…” (Pissy walk of self righteousness).. So victimized, so hurt, so young, so stupid.
This kid is great. Chances are %90+ of the school population agrees with this kid and not Mr “Black Lives Matter” happy feet who is physically expressing that he has rehearsed over and over and has memorized the key words and cant be reasoned with. Check out the body language on that kid. Shuffling feet with nearly EVERY word, slapping his hands while talking, shifting hips. This kid is nervous a fuck that someone is gonna ask him a question that he hasnt read the answer to yet and is ready to run away to a safe space to wipe up his leaky vag. All that in just 15 seconds. That kid might talk like a tuff guy to two smaller kids than him but his body language SCREAMS “im a precious snowflake”.
Another BETA!!!!!!!
John Kennedy would be embarrassed by the babies on campus. MLK as well.
This student deserves a profile in courage award. Not just for showing maturity in a place with so many babies, but because of the mob mentality on campuses. Now THAT is using the 1st Amd correctly. Offend the hurt feeling liberals right back. Doesn’t say a word and shoves the stupidity back at them with the #chalklivesmatter. That’s better than any chant or hostile take over of a University Presidents office.
Legion of Ding-Dongs – Excellent band name potential right there.
From the community of gun-toting, America-loving liberals (yes, there are millions of us) who want to kick these pansies in the ass, this kid is an American hero. Being a liberal is not about being a pussy. In fact, I’m pretty sure FDR would get out of his wheelchair to break his foot off in the ass of these dipshits at Emory.
You don’t need to like Trump to understand why people like him. He is the antithesis to pansy-ism.