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Here’s a pretty sick and twisted story out of the beautiful and thriving city of Brockton:
Here’s the Brockton Enterprise’s story on it. To sum it up:
- A 16 year old Fitchburg girl was previously in a group home with 19 year old Chinier Bennett, now of Boston.
- Bennett invited the girl to a party in Brockton, and had someone drive to Fitchburg to pick her up. Which is insane, because you don’t drive an hour and a half to leave one shithole and go to another.
- Doriane Sylvestre, 21, of Brockton, Keith M. Grace, 25, of Chelsea, along with Bennett would not let her leave the party on Saturday night.
- The three slopbuckets then gave her alcohol and weed and convinced her to take her clothes off so they could take pictures of her and put her all over backpage.com – which is basically the Amazon.com of the hooker world.
- Within a couple hours a John had arrived to have sex with this 16 year old girl.
- The fat white kidnapper with with the layer of pubes surrounding his face stood and watched as she was forced into a sex act with the John. Afterwards he then hit her in the face when she wouldn’t have sex with him too.
- The girl started messaging friends on Facebook with her whereabouts and the Brockton Police went to check it out. When they got there they knocked on the apartment door, heard the girl screaming for help, and she ran out of there and they all got arrested.
- The fat white guy tried several times in front of police to get the black guy to “take the fall” for him because he was on probation and is an expectant father.
This is what you happens when you bring together Brockton, Fitchburg, and Chelsea in the same apartment. That’s like the trifecta of Masshole grime.
The only good part about this story is that assbag won’t be around to raise his child. It sucks someone had to become a victim in order for this to happen, but he’s clearly a sexual predator and a danger to children. The thought of him being around a small child is horrifying.
Wicked smart move on his part trying to get the other guy to take the rap for him too. Especially when he did it right in front of the cops. Because often times when you ask someone to lie for you in front of the cops they end up releasing you and you can go on your merry way. All-Star power play from Chelsea’s finest right there.
The only one of the these three savages to have a Facebook page is the chick. Although we’re not quite sure what pronouns we are supposed to use with this gravy dumpster.
This poor, misguided soul. This is not her fault. It's society's fault. pic.twitter.com/OA1sBz5XF5
— Party Waren Kebber (@WebbDawgTG) January 11, 2017
Either way, Doriane Sylvestre appears to have reproduced. Shocking, I know. And in the least surprising news ever, Daddy ain’t around:
Never saw that one coming.
Seriously though, how can you have a daughter and participate in something like this? This is a 16 year old kid we’re talking about. How can you not think about three assholes doing this to your daughter? Hopefully that little lady gets to move in with a nice gay couple and she never has to see the trashbag incubator she came out of ever again.
Anyway, the story really began to take off in the vast wasteland of the Internet known as the Brockton Hub Facebook page, once this bag of spunk threw this out there:
Yea, so they kidnapped a 16 year old and traumatized her by forcing her to have sex with strangers for the profit of others. What’s the big deal?
Soon after that brilliant commentary everyone started going after this nudnik, and he thought it would be wise to toss this one out there:
You know what the worst part about that is? Someone thought it was OK to name their kid “Dalton.” You’re pretty much guaranteed to grow up to be a huge chucklefucker if your name is Dalton. Just sayin.
It honestly doesn’t surprise me that this unfortunate mixture of sperm and egg is talking about how he wants to rape small children either. That was a dead giveaway the second we looked at his profile picture:
Yup. A man bun. People with man buns are a plague on society. They need to be exterminated from the population. Immediately.
Anyway, Mr. slug life apparently is under the impression that he’s some sort of hardo. Because it wasn’t too long ago that he was holding it down like a G at Silver Lake Regional High School in Kingston.
Dalton is also wicked smart. He likes to post about the recent crimes he committed:
“All of y’all broke as fuck.” Says the guy who had no money so he had to steal his ice.
Oh, and he’s also an aspiring rapper:
As if there was ever any doubt about that. He’s basically Tupac Shakur, who is undoubtably his greatest influence. That’s why his Dalton’s newest album is entitled, “All Guys on Me.” But seriously, fore is probably a good way to describe his mixtape because I’d probably like to smash it with a golf club.
He also likes to subtly suggest that he is a crip:
Because everyone knows the Kingston chapter of the crips is the most dangerous of them all. Rival hoodrats from Plympton and Halifax know that they can’t go shopping at the Kingston Connection without Dalton’s permission.
As you can imagine, the comment section started having some fun with him. But Dalton had the last laugh because he started to “pull ip addresses.”
Because not only is he the world’s most wigtacular rapper, he’s also a computer hacker.
Once Dalton’s Mother was mentioned and it was revealed that she worked at Wal-Mart, Dalton decided it would be wise to tag his Mom AND his Dad and bring them in on the fun:
Dad didn’t respond. He was too busy offering hot takes like this on his own Facebook page:
I’m sure Keith Grace is honored that you called him a black child abuser. But he’s about as black as chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream.
Now if this was your kid, you’d probably be embarrassed and tell him to get off the Internet. Not Donna Dalton Bermingham though. Once she saw that someone was accusing her of being a prostitute she had to set the record straight:
She doesn’t deny that she’s a prostitute. You can say that all you want. But don’t you dare suggest she’s not born and raised in Southie. As if there was any doubt:
She looks like every grizzled white chick at the local bar from The Town, The Fighter, The Departed, or any other movie that glorifies white trash from the greater Boston area. I can smell the Newport Lights and the stench of failure from Worcester.
Anyway, the least surprising part about this story is that we couldn’t find a picture of Dalton with a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat. Look at the bright side Dalton – it won’t matter that this article is gonna start coming up when people search your name, because you were never gonna try to get a real job anyway. Good luck with your aspiring rap career!!
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