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Ass Parade Ashley Says Man With Gun Took Her 8 Week Old Puppy While Walking The Dog, Won’t Call Bridgeport Police Because “We Hood, We Don’t Call The Cops”


There’s pumpkin spice mafia lies, and there’s ghetto hoodrat pumpkin spice mafia lies. Here’s an interesting post from Bridgeport, CT.

That post is now up to 5,000 shares! As you can see, homegirl was walking her dog at night when all of a sudden someone came up to her with a gun and demanded the puppy. They didn’t want the dog, jewelry, a car, or even her. Just the puppy.

So why not just call the cops? Don’t worry, she’s got a great explanation for that.

“We hood. We don’t call the cops.”

I need that tattooed on my ass.

She was robbed at gunpoint, but didn’t bother to call the cops because she “hood.” In fairness, I almost respect the fact that as a person who likely doesn’t pay any taxes and leeches off the system, she’s kind enough not to use first responder resources that the rest of us pay for. I’m sure that’s her reasoning, and it has nothing at all to do with a drug deal. Does this look like the kind of big booty ho who would find herself mixed up with drug dealers in Bridgeport?

Good lord. That thing is like a magnet for aspiring rappers who are thinking about opening up their own barbershop.

Anyway, she must be really, really worried about that dog if men with guns took the dog away over a week ago and her only attempt to get the poor thing back was to post on Facebook.

So scared!

And good luck even finding the original post because if you check out her Facebook page you’ll have to scroll through 45 minutes of GED memes just to get to the December 22 post. On Christmas Day there were over a dozen posts before 6 AM.

She updated that she found out who the person was who robbed her.

But yet here we are a week later and no dog. On Christmas Day she lamented on how tragic it was that people aren’t helping her find the stolen puppy because she’s shady as fuck and won’t call the cops. The ALL CAPS line is priceless.


Yea, I’ve seen your friends list. That explains a lot. According to her she still hasn’t called the po-po because BPD has bigger crimes to focus on.

“Bridgeport cops are worried about drugs, shootings, and crime.”

Yea, what exactly do you think armed robbery is? Because that’s what allegedly happened to you. Men pulled guns on you and took your puppy. Pretty sure that falls into the “crime” territory you referenced.

What happened to knowing who did it?

Oh I see. She was about to tell everyone who did it, but then she didn’t. Nothing shady about that at all.

Nevertheless this blue checkmark idiot from the news fell for it.

Yes, let’s follow up on this story for sure. We need justice for Miss Ass Parade.


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54 Comment(s)
  • South of Andover
    January 10, 2020 at 11:44 pm

    For all the horrible type-o’s and lack of editing in most of the blog stories here, it is refreshing to see a coherent – and good one liner – like this gem: “In fairness, I almost respect the fact that as a person who likely doesn’t pay any taxes and leeches off the system, she’s kind enough not to use first responder resources that the rest of us pay for”.

  • Turd Reversalist
    January 2, 2020 at 2:46 am

    For all of you on here commenting about harpooning her hiney hole, I would ask that you please leave such matters of traveling on the dirty back road to the professionals like myself.
    She only gets the benefit of a trace amount of spit on the Rod of Justice for failing to safeguard the defenseless puppy and the initial, painful plunge to the bristles will be for her hoodrat attitude.

  • Ted Bundys VW
    December 31, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    Get in the car.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    December 31, 2019 at 4:12 pm

    She make good rump ranger target.

  • Calm WhiteDad
    December 31, 2019 at 11:36 am

    Make no mistake this girl is by far hot enough to overlook her love for chocolate. She is hot as fuck. Might have to get her for my birthday, I’ve been a good boy all year.

    No, but for real, totally gonna bang one out in the shower in tribute to her. Thanks for the boner TB, this one is fantastic.

    • Calm WhiteDad
      December 31, 2019 at 11:41 am

      Gah damn. Dat ass tho

  • Rump Reamer
    December 31, 2019 at 9:43 am

    I’d bust a monster load into the tall one with the shoulder tats and make her bear a beautiful white baby for a change.

  • Captain Trips
    That's Just Gross
    December 31, 2019 at 8:43 am

    She can stick her tongue out all she wants. Considering it’s been wrapped around a monkey’s pole I’m all set with that. Take your STDs and tattoos somewhere else. You are not sexy to me whatsoever.

    Keep popping the coons and you’ll have a fast pass to single motherhood.

    • Calling a spade a spade
      December 31, 2019 at 5:51 pm

      And all those hoodrat kids with different last names.

  • Incredulous
    December 31, 2019 at 7:08 am

    She’s got a weird look to her. Her face, more like a puberty face.. And sorry, I’m not into a big ass. I like watching people make big asses of themselves instead. Love these future ending stories. She’s ” living her best life” with nothing but EBT and prison in front of her. Like the song lyrics: “18 and life to go”

  • War dead
    December 31, 2019 at 3:51 am

    Young women like her need regular spankings, that why this country gone to hell,break out the strap and start tanning asses parents.

  • Pitbull
    December 31, 2019 at 2:02 am

    The official dog of Bridgeport

  • I give it a B
    December 31, 2019 at 1:17 am

    Her ass is ok…..nothin spectacular…..what most twenty somethings with some meat on their bones have….. no pimples on it at least so she probably bathed regularly

  • Silencio Dogood
    December 31, 2019 at 1:08 am

    The decline and fall of White Culture in my lifetime is shocking. What is worse, young people consider it normal, raised by television and technological messaging to conform. Not a lot of immigrants in Israel, nor mixed couples opening barbershops in their minds. But Hollywood tells us this is the way to go…

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Old Tom Morris
      December 31, 2019 at 9:54 am

      Sad but true Silencio and all Hollywood, television and news media is owned and controlled a certain group of people. It’s as if they are deliberately trying to destroy the Christian values this country was built and prospered on. Hmm who are they again?

  • English 101
    December 31, 2019 at 12:23 am

    What language is she writing?

  • Runaway Winner
    December 30, 2019 at 10:49 pm

    No need for Ratchet Madness this year – this one hits everything on the checklist. It is truly amazing.

  • Startled Pancake
    December 30, 2019 at 9:34 pm

    Does the tat say “Xavier Roberts”?

    If my daughter posted those pix, it would be an Honor Killing quicksville.

  • WOP smacker
    December 30, 2019 at 9:27 pm

    ugly mudshark slut with an infected cunt
    all spics are filthy scum

  • Don Cherry
    December 30, 2019 at 8:33 pm


  • Nice ass for now....Give it a couple more years
    December 30, 2019 at 8:28 pm

    That backdoor is nothing more than a Silverback seed bank.

  • Whats the pup's name?
    December 30, 2019 at 8:03 pm


  • Abe Vigodas Ghost
    December 30, 2019 at 7:44 pm

    3 holer for certain
    I’m sure the Bridgeport Boys enjoy all the DP’s.

    • ChipChipperson
      December 30, 2019 at 9:27 pm

      O&A subreddit refugee?

  • Rod Ramsey
    December 30, 2019 at 7:28 pm

    That ass is actually a magnet for anyone that isn’t a gay.

    • "Pure"
      December 30, 2019 at 8:11 pm

      I would.I’m not gay!!

  • whatevuh
    December 30, 2019 at 6:29 pm

    ghetto fabulous . . . when I was younger the girls would try to make themselves look better as much as they could, these fucking skanks want to make themselves look like trash on purpose ! Stay in the fucking ghetto

    • "Pure"
      December 30, 2019 at 8:09 pm

      I would .I’m not gay!!

  • DogMom
    December 30, 2019 at 6:21 pm

    What an idiot. No 8 week old puppy ‘walks’ on a leash; not well, anyway. And, if she has that dog out walking in the world prior to getting it vaccinated, its going to be a dead dog. Some people should not own dogs. Who steals a puppy a gun point anyway? Im sorry, I am just upset for the dog. Kick the owner!

  • BitchTits
    December 30, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    Burn the coal, pay the toll.

  • capone181
    Lee Ho
    December 30, 2019 at 5:35 pm

    Did this happen in a “no gun zone”?

    It certainly wasn’t a “no Hoe zone”.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      December 30, 2019 at 6:55 pm

      Her ass look like cheese filled Wonton, right Lee?

      • Me So Horny
        December 30, 2019 at 7:13 pm

        Orange flavored queef.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      December 30, 2019 at 9:57 pm

      You give her eggroll in back booth, Lee?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      December 30, 2019 at 10:08 pm

      She have huge Poo-Poo Platter, right Lee?

      • capone181
        Lee Ho
        December 31, 2019 at 9:08 am

        She full off crag rangoon stuffing.

  • Uncle kraft
    December 30, 2019 at 5:28 pm

    Too bad these girls are 20 years to old for me. Happy Hanukkah.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      December 30, 2019 at 10:15 pm

      You like Sum Yung Gal, right Bob?

  • Free america
    December 30, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    Poor cops Jewish countries are terrible.

  • Bath House Barry
    December 30, 2019 at 5:18 pm

    I would hit it but I’m married to Michael the tranny.

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      December 30, 2019 at 10:18 pm

      You no like ladies, right Barry?

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      Ho Li Phuk
      December 30, 2019 at 10:22 pm

      Micheal have large Eggroll in panties, right Barry?

      • Bath house Barry
        December 31, 2019 at 11:54 am

        I would call more like a roll of silver dollars.

  • Spic Tormentor
    December 30, 2019 at 5:15 pm

    Hopefully people start robbing this gross whore on a weekly basis now that everyone knows she wont call the cops. I’d do it myself but im sure her possessions consist of aèropostal clothes and bags of rice

  • Miss Bridgeport 2019
    December 30, 2019 at 4:57 pm

    What a vile filthy pig. Talking ghetto What kind of fucking parents have this BBC cum guzzling skank for a daughter ? They should hang their heads. You failed !!!!

  • Daniel Crowell
    Lance Bolt
    December 30, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    Perfect ass….wow

    • Fred Knessl
      December 30, 2019 at 5:31 pm

      “Perfect Ass”?
      Check back in 5 years…

      • Who cares !
        December 30, 2019 at 8:38 pm

        In 3 years I would be all dried up, weigh 110 lbs. or dead of aids.

    • ChipChipperson
      December 30, 2019 at 7:11 pm

      Yeah and dumb as my shoe. I’m in love.

    • Hey you who me
      December 30, 2019 at 7:21 pm

      Flawless ass! It’s stamped right below

      • Ron Jeremy's Son
        December 31, 2019 at 12:07 pm

        The beach pic proves that her ass is utter perfection. Give credit where credit is due. Who cares about 5 years from now?

  • Hoodratchetus Skankatronicus Slampigicus Rex
    December 30, 2019 at 4:36 pm

    This fucking ghetto gutter cum sponge for every aspiring rapper and fellow hoodbooger is clearly so gangsta that she dont need no popo yo. She gon find out who did it and suck the cum right out his cock to get her pup back. You dirty lying whore you probably owed Diego Juan pablo de la cruz money for drugs and his punkass took yo pup until he gets his dough or you give him some of dat stank puss.

  • Judge dread
    December 30, 2019 at 4:34 pm

    Bridgeport- real shocker there. When I lived in Manhattan my boss lived in Bridgeport, he invited me up there for dinner one night. He lived in the nice part, like huge houses and shit. He also had all the guns in the world, 3 safes worth and packed heat.

    The hood rats know if they fuck around in the nice neighborhoods they get shot. They are no go zones for ghetto trash. That’s why when they riot they always burn down their own hoods and loot locally owned businesses- they try that in a nice hood you get shot.

    • Startled Pancake
      December 30, 2019 at 9:36 pm

      I wish they’d venture out more.

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