Ya know what we haven’t done in a while? Shamed an asshole parking in a handicapped spot. But this email from a handicapped Turtle Rider out of my hometown of Worcester really got my turtle shell twisted.
Can you please put this asshole on blast?? Went to get myself some dinner. I am handicapped and have a placard. While I’m getting ready to back out, this jerk backs into the space between the 2 handicapped spots, the space designated for chair lifts or whatever means that a disabled person may need to get out of their vehicle. I looked at him questioningly and explained what the purpose of the reserved space was for. Kindly actually I wasn’t a jerk. His response was “well you can call the cops while I go get me some Chipotle”. That upset me. I don’t have a wheel chair and it can be tough for me using a cane or walker even when people park like assholes. So I took some pictures and then a video of him coming out and driving off. He called me a racist white girl.
This guy has the complete douchebag package:
- Unrepentant about parking in a handicapped spot
- Uses the race card on a disabled woman in order to victimize himself
- Drives around with head phones as a fashion statement
Just an arrogant, cocky piece of shit. And we’d love to know his name if any turtle riders out there wanna run license plate 9FN 923 for me. Email me at turtleboysports@gmail.com or message on Facebook if you wanna give us a name. Screenshot the Facebook page too, because those usually go down quickly after being featured on TBS. Parking in handicapped spots will always be a pet peave of mine. Not only does it prevent people unloading their wheelchair ramps, it’s also cheating. We’d all like to park in those spots, but we don’t, because we’re not scumbags like this assbag.
P.S. If you send us a video instead of pictures, and it has the asshole in it, we’re much more likely to publish your handicapped parkers.
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96 Comment(s)
What are they good for?
Rapping stuffing basketballs raping women and then crashing into mountain tops
With all due respect uncle turtle & crew I Enjoy your content been a long time reader and this is not really directed at you but more so the shit bags in this comment section…. is there a need for all this racism!? I can’t believe how some of you talk…. and you’re hiding behind a computer screen talking all that shit! Claim to be all about airing out these scumbags but I’d say about 80% of you’d in the comments are Just as scummy as the dirtballs posted on this site! You criticize this man for using the race card but then you wonder why he has a chip on his shoulder and calls people racist it’s hard not to feel like there’s racism all around when you see people talk like this racism in America is real sure he’s an ass hat for parking in the handicap spot without being handicap but do you really think he’s pulling the race card? You don’t know what was said before hand the lady could’ve said something prior to him going inside which caused him to feel that type of way there’s three sides to every story her side his side and the truth with that I think a lot of you need To do some soul searching because you are vile despicable people
Block him in and call the cops. Easy peasy.
A Spanish piece of shit
He may not be a lawn jockey but he sure as hell acts like a lawn jockey
Dude, you need to patrol these comments, I can’t believe the shit that some of these people spew. You’re blog is pretty good, but letting people drop N-Bombs in the comments is not cool. Why do you think Dreads is so quick to call out racism? Read these comments, it appears to be alive and well.
These commentators are killing your brand, bud.
OK Mark Zuckerberg. Thanks for your input.
The whole point of TB is that it’s not Facebook. You want censorship, go to Facebook or Twitter. We may not agree with the racist comments, but the commentators have that right here. If you don’t like a particular comment, down vote it.
Except TB removed the ability to vote up or down! Why?
‘cuz you’re a dumbass who is using a POS phone app.
The fucking downvote thing is still there and has never been removed.
Yeah, but TB begs for money on the regular. He’s got great content, but these idiots hold him back. If you type something that you wouldn’t say to someones face, than don’t comment it.
P.S. I wish i was Mark Zuckerburg
Dad
The only one begging for money is your mother after she sucks me off
He’s never begged for shit, asshole. You have the right to disagree with repugnant comments, I’ll even back you up on it, but what gives you the right to be an internet dictator and deny people their own freedoms?
The guy in the pictures is about as black as Elizabeth Warren is Cherokee.
Obviously a wigger appropriating African American culture.
While some of the racist comments may be genuine, sometimes I wonder if many of them are just trolls trying to make TB readers look more racist than they really are.
If your calling me Dad, than my mom would be your grandma, so have fun
Dad
Fuck off shit bag
Your right about 1 thing. There are sum despicable people on here but allowing comments is free speech and if you knew anything about The Turtle you would know he loves him sum free speech. So do all of us. The commenters are not a representation of the Turtle Boy brand. This is just a small example of American diversity. Just as if 1 white cop is racist it doesn’t mean all cops are. If 1 Puerto Rican robbed you Grandma it doesn’t mean they all are scumbags.
I agree with all that
Except Puerto Rican’s are all shit bags
I knew that last line would get sum disagreements lol.
Shutup nig lover
Comments don’t kill a brand. Comments from fans has nothing to do with the brand at all. Plus the 1st amendment is nice.
It is SJW haters of TurtleBoy that write the racist messages to make the website pluck bad and make turtle riders look like deplorable. It is the far left playbook, like faking race hate crimes.
Please provide your preferred pronouns so that I may properly compose my rebuttal.
Damn marijuana dispensaries….
This story made me think of David Njuguna who killed Trooper Clardy on the pike, returning from a marijuana buy. The website Ajabuafrica dot com says David is Kenyan. Did we ever get an immigration status report?
So Canna Care Docs has operations in 12 states, and 10 facilities in Massachusetts. There is a job opening in Northampton, how fitting.
I think of the news stories, which report how marijuana suppresses the production of testosterone, and promotes the production of estrogen, in men.
I think of the news stories, which report how men with high levels of testosterone are likely to vote conservative, and how men with high levels of estrogen are likely to vote liberal.
I swear I am witnessing a sequel to the movie “Invasion of the Body Snatchers”, where seeds create a body double that replaces people. This time it is “Invasion of the Brain Snatchers”, and after that we’ll see “Invasion of the Vote Snatchers”.
Does anyone think marijuana would be legal if it was associated with turning people conservative?
No you dope. No one thinks that.
It still amazes me how the least productive, least contributing, least respectful and most violent segment of society are the most arrogant and entitled.
Fucking bootleg Pirates of the Caribbean Johnny Depp going to get him some Chipotle… E-coli bacteria, where are you?
So… anyone still think Trump lowering black unemployment was a good idea?
This guy is as black as Rachel Dolezal, troll.
He has a ‘spade’ air freshener. Either he’s making fun of himself, or he’s putting out the vibe to find a Queen of Spades.
If you slow down the video, you will observe that his sweatshirt says “CANNA CARE DOCS”. Who would have ever expected that a dirtbag would wear clothing associating himself with a marijuana dispensary, in the form of a “medical clinic”.
The local location is 500 West Boylston Street, in Wormtown.
In the eyes of the Beacon Hill, he’s a model citizen.
Learn how to park, Bruh. And lose the hair, too; nobody is gonna take you seriously walking around with that pile of turds perched on your head.
Shoulda backed up and blocked him while calling the cops.
Who is the fuckstick that downvotes comments like this? Give me your address and I’ll come take care of you.
That be Josh Abrams and Bristol obvy
Perhaps our friends in the Department of Transitional Assistance can run a query on their database of EBT transactions, and identify the alleged miscreant that way.
The young man might be entitled to the space, after all, haven’t they ruled that an addiction is a disability?
That cock smoker ain’t black, he’s a fucking whigger named Jamal or some shit. High rollin’ white piece of self hating work for $11 an hour kind of fake black dude…
Have you ever noticed the disproportionate amount of whites lodging these complaints about their handicapped spaces?
Me no see picture of poster…
Today is the first day of the rest of your life. Celebrate life by trying something new and positive. Maybe try using just the tip of your finger in your ass just before you cum. Not too deep, just up to the first knuckle.
Try it!
The shocker
You will be receiving a subpoena shortly. Asshole.
A subpoena for what, asshole?
Bristol is that you? Aww whz da matters ya fat fuck? run out of face frosting and fake eye lashes? I just watched one of your videos and my god you’re such a fat fucking ratchet so funny watching you try to hide your ratchetnes. Cant even speak properly. ” ahh um um yeah what’s the word I’m looking for yeah like ahh um um yeah ahh like umm” trying to sound all smart and educated lmao who you fooling. We already know you’re a ratchet who was knocked up and stung out at the age of 17. Gtfoh ya fat smelly fuck pig.
I stuck my finger in my ass and now the bleeding won’t stop. I’m suing you!!!
It’s a joke. Be like Michael Jackson and lighten the fuck up.
“Bristol is a ratchet” is a bit on the nose at this point. Yes, we know. It’s also apropos of nothing. This post doesn’t concern her, so maybe you can work in it a bit more stylishly, no?
If you don’t get the gist of the comment, just don’t comment. 99% of your problems can be solved by shutting the fuck up.
Edward Scissorhands: I LOL’ed for real, dawg.
I recycle dental floss.
Whats dental floss?
Whats going on guys??
Fuck you
Eat the creampie douche lips.
Thank god presudent Trump is trying to deport these subhuman pieces of shit back to the sewer they came from
People with dreads are 100% of the time useless dregs of society. Enjoy that 98 saturn because that’s the nicest car you will ever own you faggot
Break out the hornet spray.
That wasn’t me. That was some dude who simply made up a story.
It’s reached a point where there are more trolls on here commenting than actual fans if the blog.
Aren’t those the biggest fans? * ^___^*
Btw Nice Buick. My LeSabre lasted me a lifetime back in the day.
This shit infuriates me more than you know. When I see people do this shit I just spit all over their door handles and make sure I scratch their car while i wack it with my cane walking by. Or I put dog shit on their car. Window punches come in very handy and make virtually no noise. Keys also work great
60k Lexus, yes I think so
80k Benz, that’ll buff out
70k bmw, hahahaha dont mind if I do
That’s right! when you park in a handicapped spot that you’re not supposed to be in. I take great joy in simply spitting all over your car and denting that bitch or throwing dog shit on your shit because you’re a peice of shit. Yeah I dont care if you think I’m no better than these peices of shit who park their in handicapped spots because I spit, wipe dog shit or dent their car. The cops never do anything and by they time they could the people are gone anyway. Next time you come out of somewhere and your shits all fucked up just remember! I cant walk the extra 20 feet but you can and that’s why your shits fucked up. Us disabled folk do not have much recourse when it comes to this. I’ve even flattened a few tires in my day.
Moral of the story. Do not fuck with disabled people or our parking ya peices of shit because if you do. You just never know what will happen.
Leave a runny Fudge Dragon on their hood.
If you can drive, you’re not handicapped.
GTFOH! Plenty of disabled people drive! How fucking stupid are you?
Bury me with a slice of olive loaf over each eye.
How Dare You!
I don’t know who’s worse the person that blatantly parks in a handicapped spot or the person who has a handicapped placard that’s fake. With a white strip over the picture. I work in a parking lot and see that all the time.
That white strip is a security sensor. You dont need to know what the person looks like simply because you walk by their vehicle. It’s not for the public’ view it’s for the police. Simply ask a disabled person if you can match the picture to their face. If they fight you it’s not them if they show you its theirs. People dehumanize disabled people on a daily basis. That security strip is used to shave some embarrassment. If it is not their card and they are using it report it. It’s a 500 dollar fine and 60 day loss of license. Now please kindly go back to patrolling your parking lot. I’m thinking you work in an indoor garage. Take it easy buddy. the daily huffing of exhaust is taking its toll..
Awful racist comments. Turtleboy should do the right thing and remove the racist hateful comments. Regardless of the free speech argument its reflects poorly on the blog and hurts his brand.
Drop dead Joa.
Fuck you. Typical socialist faggot who can’t handle the truth. Instead of calling someone racist (which, by the way, is a term that is so watered-down, it no longer has any meaning), why don’t you put forth an argument that would refute the “racist” statements. Right there is where the problem is; you will not find any facts to support such an argument. So fuck off.
United States Supreme Court basically wrote that the remedy to a lie is the truth, otherwise it would have a “chilling” effect on free speech. Turtleboy didn’t write anything remotely racist, it was an anonymous comment that offended you. Well, dispute it. Write the truth and your sources to back up your assertions.
Free speech. Yes, even unpopular speech. You can’t do that in China, North Korea, Russia, Cuba or Venezuela. Those countries already have ‘officials’ that censor speech. Do you really want to censor speech? Do you really want the power to stop ‘hate’ speech? Those countries did, too. Now the Wuhan flu or COVID-19 is forcing China to quarantine 70,000,000 with nearly 2,000 ‘officially’ dead and rising. It might have been contained but some cunt stopped eight doctors from discussing it privately and had them arrested.
F*U Spicaboo.
Awful
Fuck you you fucking cunt
Uh deen do NUFFIN! He a gud boi! He need some milk! Ain’t no body got time fo dat! Mmmhmmm!
Arrogant, entitled, absolute fucking cunt.
That’s all I got.
DS
Well put.
So I can roll up in my wheelchair and piss on his grave.
His momma was a dick craving mud shark. The son of a pig.
Gotta love the Ace of spades air freshener hanging in the
rear view of his saturn. If Obama had a son…
Things you find in Amanda Sawyers freezer for $400.00 Alex….
Wheres Ray Patriarca when you need him….
Buddy McLean would do more damage to this tool
As a person of color, I understand his predicament. He was just running in for something quick. Cut him a little slack.
Headphones worth more than his Saturn.
Because….Priorities…
Saturn used to be a good car, but GM bought them and ran it into the fucking ground.
#Always A Victim
Does the scumbag even have a “green card” ?
This gets my goat, Satan, more than any other elitist move and i’ve never seen a cop address this crime against the elderly. People have become less than those who came before them, in a sad turn around of those who wanted more for their children. Satan bleats to kill them all.
He’s just doing what the cops do,park illegally. If it’s good for the fags in blue it’s good for you. I do it all the time.
Because you’re so cool…..a rebel even. “Laws don’t apply to me and fuck the po po!” I CAN’T WAIT until someone curb stomps the attitude right out of your filthy fucking head. Better yet, I can’t wait until you get pulled over and the boys in blue put 2 in your chest because ,”FUCK 12!!” Oh the joy…..
Another thing about the lousy blacks. They refuse to flush toilets in public urinals. Disgusting creatures I must say. Fouling up public bathrooms in casinos and community colleges all over America.
Piece of filth.
Leave the gun.
Take the cannoli’s.
Here’s a hint you fucking bonehead, you’re a pathetic piece of shit.
Thank God for the sickle cell