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Athol Ratchets Have Hired Attorney Dick N. Vulva Esq. To Sue Turtleboy For Calling Out Lies About Their Kid’s School

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The other day we wrote about this Athol ratchet who was harassing her kid’s school because of a made up story about her son getting beat up while saving an autistic kid in the bathroom.

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She obviously wanted attention from the media:

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And now she’s got it. Peek-a-boo!!

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Well evidently Misti Iorio and her brilliant husband Jason (who claims to have served in the Marines for 15 years, but can’t seem to produce any evidence that he has) were not too pleased about this, and an Internet lawsuit soon followed:

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Congratulations Jason, you’re the next contestant in Turtleboy Internet Lawsuit Court!!

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He wasn’t kidding about hiring a lawyer either. A lot of you may have seen this man commenting on our Facebook page before:

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His name is Dick N. Vulva, and he turns hurt feelings into cold, hard cash.

Well, guess who Misti Iorio contacted in her lawsuit against Turtleboy:

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Man, Dick N. Vulva just won’t leave us alone. Dude is always coming after us for something. And he only represents winners.

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This was my favorite part – “Telling everyone my kids where (sic) taken by dcf and that is true).”

Turtleboy reported that my kids were taken by the state. Is this true? Well, yea. But it doesn’t change the fact that I haven’t had them taken from me in like, 8 consecutive years. New record!! How come he didn’t report on that? Because you should get a trophy if you don’t have your kids taken from you by DCF for 8 full years.

Luckily for Turtleboy Sports Dick N. Vulva pulled out from Misti once he was finished and her husband caught onto them:

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Turtleboy wins again!! Undefeated in Internet court!!

Anyway, we’ve heard from million people that Misti Iorio was once on the Maury Povich show for a DNA test. We are told that the sperm supplier featured on the show was NOT the father. We’ve searched high and low for the video but can’t find it. If you have it, please send it to us. That would really help us in our Internet lawsuit defense.

 

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38 Comment(s)
  • North Country Turtle Rider
    June 1, 2017 at 2:59 am

    After many months of heavy consideration which included 6 months of new content, I have decided (for all us of) this is the funniest TBS post to date. I was fucking laughing through the entire thing.

  • Cris Gagne
    Wtf
    January 9, 2017 at 6:31 pm

    Isn’t this the same people making someone have babies for them?

  • whatevuh
    WHATEVUH
    November 17, 2016 at 2:04 pm

    I find it remarkable, that these scum don’t have a pot to piss in, or a window to throw it out of, yet they actually think they could afford to hire a lawyer? Bahahahaha

  • Dicknballs
    November 17, 2016 at 5:46 am

    I went to high school with her and I can say firsthand she’s fucking nuts! She has always been a drama queen, and as always had some weird fucked up scenario going on in her life. She thrives off of it for some reason. I feel bad for her kids tho.
    I saw the Maury Povich episode I used to have the link bookmarked to YouTube but it has since been taken down.

    • leigh
      November 17, 2016 at 7:38 am

      yeah, I went to Monty Tech with her too, my friend and I would tease each other by calling one another Misti. Like Id see *Sara in the hall and be like “Whats up Misti” and vice versa. She was a trainwreck, disgusting, and what she has done to her poor babies. One time when dcf showed up her kids were covered head to toe in flea bites and she had a pet bird that was allowed to fly loose in her apartment and crap on EVERYTHING.

  • Unknown
    November 16, 2016 at 7:56 pm

    I lived with her i know more than most.

  • Bill P.
    November 16, 2016 at 6:02 pm

    It does not get any better than the proverbial ‘Drats! Foiled again!’

    LOL!!!

    Priceless, TB! Keep up the good work!

  • Ashamed Atholian
    November 16, 2016 at 5:10 pm

    They were also on that ratchet Maury Show…I found the episode the other night. SMH.
    Athol’s getting trashier and worse by the day.

    • Oh boy
      November 16, 2016 at 10:23 pm

      Ashamed, do you have the link?

  • Kevins 9 Iron
    Kevi bashed in my skull
    November 16, 2016 at 4:45 pm

    There isn’t enough Viagra in the world…

  • cats eyes
    November 16, 2016 at 4:29 pm

    this better stop cause i m not putting up with it anymore and the child isnt asian at all so right thre ur wrong.this is bullshit that u keep bring the kids into and they have nothing to do with it

    • Tommy Chong
      November 16, 2016 at 4:41 pm

      Let’s light this thing up, man… Let’s get Chinese eyes… I think it’s Thai Stick man… You know, that stuff thats tied to a stick…

  • Never work for money.
    November 16, 2016 at 4:08 pm

    Obviously they smelled money.

  • MommaH
    November 16, 2016 at 4:05 pm

    ROFLMFAO

  • Appreciative
    November 16, 2016 at 3:13 pm

    Literally not sure who the Asian child is or why that showed up

    • You suck at life
      November 16, 2016 at 3:23 pm

      Don’t worry about it App I fucking hate ugly little chink kids too. They look like little fucking diseased rats! lol

      • BobnMic
        November 16, 2016 at 3:35 pm

        Little Asian butts drive me nuts!! They don’t get hair “down there” until they’re much older… Sometimes never. And they aren’t as shocked by my micro dick as the other races…

        • BobnMic's Gerbil
          November 16, 2016 at 4:44 pm

          So have you ever seen a slanted asshole? I have. BobnMic tried to put me in one on more than 1 occasion.

        • BobMic's Giant Anus
          November 16, 2016 at 5:40 pm

          If you look closel, you can see my asshole is horizontal, not verticle like a normal persons.

        • BobnMic
          November 16, 2016 at 8:37 pm

          The only boys that have littler wee-wee’s than me are the Asian… newborn babies. But my Mommie still loves me!

    • You suck at life
      November 16, 2016 at 7:47 pm

      That chink baby looks like it has down syndrome so bad I bet it has left, right and up syndrome to!

      • You suck at life
        November 16, 2016 at 8:34 pm

        Cute… Bobbie learned to use my screenname… Keep counter punching sweetie pie. We are legion bologna tits…

        • BobnMic
          November 17, 2016 at 3:18 pm

          Wasn’t me YSAL. But because you and I tried to work on something last week – can you guess who?

      • Now trending
        November 16, 2016 at 9:18 pm

        Not to sure about the attack on the Chinese or babies in general. I consider Chinese food the most important of the five food groups.

  • Appreciative
    November 16, 2016 at 3:11 pm

    Sometimes if I’m having an off day or I’m feeling down on myself, reading stories about these creatures really improves my mood tenfold

  • Onewhoknows
    November 16, 2016 at 2:29 pm

    Misti went on Maury Povich with her then husband, Eric Higgins, to tell him he is not the father of Jordan. They plastered Jordan’s picture all over TV. Great parenting.
    Jason went on the Steve Wilkos show because he was confronted about not being the biological father of Danielle’s daughter. She put his name on her daughter’s birth certificate so he could collect benefits for her.
    Money trumps everything for them, even their kids.

    • leigh
      November 17, 2016 at 7:32 am

      what I don’t understand is why did aric go along with it when he KNEW he was NOT Jordans dad!!! They just wanted the free trip. She is pathetic, we went to Highschool together, she claimed on four different occasions to be pregnant. She had “miscarriages”, one famous “miscarriage” came about because she drank Orange Juice. That’s right, Orange Juice. The acid killed the “baby” Shes disgusting and treats Jordan like shit.

  • Rhino
    November 16, 2016 at 2:23 pm

    Is anyone else getting the ads for Dick pic attack? Does it work?

    • Reddog
      November 16, 2016 at 9:02 pm

      Yes on dick pick ads. Not happy about that.

  • Mike
    November 16, 2016 at 2:22 pm

    I heard his wife Sandy was a better lawyer

  • BlackandWhite
    November 16, 2016 at 2:21 pm

    She should call Jaymz Sukwahd. LOL.

  • Johnny Cock-ring
    November 16, 2016 at 2:05 pm

    I’ll take said case pro-boner if you will… it’s a slam dunkery of litigations on the slanderous proceedings! Call me Misti… I am NOT the father… as it were…

  • Talisman
    November 16, 2016 at 1:58 pm

    Fucking hilarious, Richard N Vulva. Right up there with Cal O Stomy, Stu L Samples, etc…classic

    • November 16, 2016 at 4:45 pm

      How ’bout Buster Hyman? Or Phil Layshio? Colonel Lingus, anyone?

      • Wormtown Refugee
        November 17, 2016 at 9:13 am

        Atty. Richard Cumming is also excellent. Always right on the money for his clients….

        • Wabbitt
          wabbitt
          November 17, 2016 at 3:07 pm

          The great Quebecois attorney Jacques Strappe.

  • Duke Westwood
    November 16, 2016 at 1:53 pm

    Uh oh… They hired Richard N Vulva Esq?!? That’s even worse than Mark E Salomone… Better do what they say! It’s like slander and stuff… Serious business…

  • tngsucks
    November 16, 2016 at 1:47 pm

    If I did not know him to be more professional I would swear TBS was Dick N Vulva

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