Attention Turtle Riders: Make Sure You’ve Liked And Followed Our Newest Facebook Page TBNews And Make Turtleboy Great Again


A lot of people have been asking how to find Turtleboy on Facebook because the page we’re using now doesn’t contain the word Turtleboy in it. Follow TBNews by clicking here. Also follow Clarence Woods Emerson, which is the personal page we use, and posts slightly different things, by clicking here. It’s got almost 12,000 turtle riders on there, but we’re missing 100,000 or so more, and we miss you all. It just grows more slowly than our original page because people must not think it’s our official page. It is. Knock on wood, but it’s been over 2 months now since Clarence has been suspended, or since a page was removed. Additionally, TBNews has had a grand total of 3 posts removed, but all of them have been restored after we appealed.

Again, I don’t want to jinx this, but it appears as if Facebook is improving its product. It also means that TBNews appears to be a page that is safer from take down. This COULD BE the page that lasts and builds back up to 100,000. I have no choice but to be optimistic. Make Turtleboy great again by liking and following TBNews.



21 Comment(s)
  • Dory, The Annoying Fish!
    June 3, 2019 at 2:52 pm

    Just keep posting this!
    Just keep posting this!
    Just keep posting this!

    WOW! Just plain, WOW!

  • Well, I Used to Talk Shit, But Won't Anymore Because Fuck Getting Thrown Under A Bus
    May 22, 2019 at 3:41 pm

    And have my ACTUAL identity be readily available for bartering purposes?

    Hard. Fucking. Pass.

    (Truth be told, I don’t have a social media presence. All social media can suck it.)

  • Nadia Yenraek
    Nadia Yenraek
    May 22, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    You may have better luck on myspace

  • John Q Public
    May 18, 2019 at 6:18 pm

    Fuck Facebook…

  • randiguy2006
    Randall Guy
    May 9, 2019 at 5:11 pm

    Why bother, you’ll be banned within a week.

  • Judge dread
    May 7, 2019 at 5:52 pm

    I’m not on Facebook but I love the slogan love everyone always. It’s so badass.

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    May 5, 2019 at 1:11 pm

    I have to draw a line and that line is “Social Media is Cancer”. Not just regular cancer but painful anal cancer.

    No Facebook, No Twitter, No Instagram, very stripped down LinkedIn (no posts, just an online resume). I understand the need for TBS to be there but I’ll support you with web site page views and cold hard cash. Best wishes Uncle. If you are persistent, resilient, and smart (you are) you will weather this and be able to make a nice living. Keep it up man.

  • z
    May 4, 2019 at 6:35 pm

    “Attention Turtle Riders: Make Sure You’ve Liked And Followed Our Newest Facebook Page ”
    No. You’ve been doing some censoring yourself lately.

    So, I’m supposed to be an active Facebook member for you to get likes?

    I don’t think so.

    • Aidan Kearney
      May 5, 2019 at 1:26 am

      We havent censored anything. You’re not that important. You just don’t matter.

  • Wondering?
    May 2, 2019 at 2:00 pm

    For a page that was supposedly POSTED on May 2, 2019, why are there comments from April 14/15, 2019?

    Time travel?

  • Robert E. Lee
    May 2, 2019 at 1:14 pm

    WTF?! Have you lost your mind? Don’t give Facebool ANYTHING!

  • Too many ads on app
    May 1, 2019 at 2:18 pm

    I hate to admit it, but all this Facebook “drama” is getting boring.

    Even the articles lately are just going after random nobodies.

    I read TB to get dirt on public figures. And that appears to be waning.

  • Travis Rearick
    Dack Jorsey
    May 1, 2019 at 2:12 pm

    Even the trolls who reported you day and night realized how lame FB was and logged off for good.

  • Father O’Touchahan
    April 14, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    Good evening my children (tho I swear I pulled out and you don’t look like me, otherwise you’d be attractive). May the Adam Jones be with you, and also with you. Today’s sermon is about forgiveness. Much as turtleboy and staff forgive the Christ killer mark zuckerballs, we must forgive in our own right. For example, Randall. It is Palm Sunday. And I am palm deep in his mom. Talk about throwing a hotdog down a hallway. I’m convinced I could fit Noah and the arc in here as well but she is moaning and seems to be enjoying, so I shall continue. May the plan B be with you, and also with you.

    • Dad
      May 14, 2019 at 11:53 am

      Good God you are FUNNY!

  • Peggy Gravel
    April 14, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    So you whine about Facebook getting rid of you, and then create a new account with them. You do realize that you’re making them money as you gripe so the whole point of this is rather fruitless. I’ll bet you a moldy pear if this page lasts more than a month.

    • WeRFucked
      April 15, 2019 at 8:36 am

      Are you retarded? Have you read UTB’s posts?
      Necessary evil. It’s a thing. Do you know what the biggest social media site in the world is, with the most views? Do you know how many of us see a blog post from TBNews in our FB feed and click on it to come to this site?

      Do you have any idea how this works? I guess not.

      • ......
        April 15, 2019 at 9:11 am

        And then when Facebook gets rid of it again a week later he’ll just be whining again. It’s pretty clear that they don’t want him on there maybe he should get the hint.

        • Kevin Fleury
          Richard Cranium
          May 6, 2019 at 3:20 am

          Maybe you should swallow a hand grenade….

  • MAGA
    April 14, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    Love everyone always? Man this page has gone full liberal.

  • Dindu Plantation
    April 14, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    Like and shared as Dindu Plantation’s page as well.

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