Attention Turtle Riders: Make Sure You’ve Liked And Followed Our Newest Facebook Page TBNews And Make Turtleboy Great Again


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A lot of people have been asking how to find Turtleboy on Facebook because the page we’re using now doesn’t contain the word Turtleboy in it. Follow TBNews by clicking here. Also follow Clarence Woods Emerson, which is the personal page we use, and posts slightly different things, by clicking here. It’s got almost 12,000 turtle riders on there, but we’re missing 100,000 or so more, and we miss you all. It just grows more slowly than our original page because people must not think it’s our official page. It is. Knock on wood, but it’s been over 2 months now since Clarence has been suspended, or since a page was removed. Additionally, TBNews has had a grand total of 3 posts removed, but all of them have been restored after we appealed.

Again, I don’t want to jinx this, but it appears as if Facebook is improving its product. It also means that TBNews appears to be a page that is safer from take down. This COULD BE the page that lasts and builds back up to 100,000. I have no choice but to be optimistic. Make Turtleboy great again by liking and following TBNews.



6 Comment(s)
  • Father O’Touchahan
    April 14, 2019 at 6:40 pm

    Good evening my children (tho I swear I pulled out and you don’t look like me, otherwise you’d be attractive). May the Adam Jones be with you, and also with you. Today’s sermon is about forgiveness. Much as turtleboy and staff forgive the Christ killer mark zuckerballs, we must forgive in our own right. For example, Randall. It is Palm Sunday. And I am palm deep in his mom. Talk about throwing a hotdog down a hallway. I’m convinced I could fit Noah and the arc in here as well but she is moaning and seems to be enjoying, so I shall continue. May the plan B be with you, and also with you.

  • Peggy Gravel
    April 14, 2019 at 6:20 pm

    So you whine about Facebook getting rid of you, and then create a new account with them. You do realize that you’re making them money as you gripe so the whole point of this is rather fruitless. I’ll bet you a moldy pear if this page lasts more than a month.

    • WeRFucked
      April 15, 2019 at 8:36 am

      Are you retarded? Have you read UTB’s posts?
      Necessary evil. It’s a thing. Do you know what the biggest social media site in the world is, with the most views? Do you know how many of us see a blog post from TBNews in our FB feed and click on it to come to this site?

      Do you have any idea how this works? I guess not.

      • ......
        April 15, 2019 at 9:11 am

        And then when Facebook gets rid of it again a week later he’ll just be whining again. It’s pretty clear that they don’t want him on there maybe he should get the hint.

  • MAGA
    April 14, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    Love everyone always? Man this page has gone full liberal.

  • Dindu Plantation
    April 14, 2019 at 2:54 pm

    Like and shared as Dindu Plantation’s page as well.

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