Auburn Mall Parking Lot Jr. Hoodrat Fight Elicits Epic Commentary From Thug Life Websterites In 100 Emoji Pajamas
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You can tell the local gutterslugs are cleaning up their acts when they decide to stop fighting inside the Auburn Mall and start fighting in the parking lot instead:
Looks like this future astronaut stopped at the food court for a slice of menstrual pie:
And since when do junior hoodrat gangstas wear skinny jeans? How is this a thing now? Back in the day anyone who dressed like this wasn’t taken seriously. Because the only ones who wore tapered jeans were the nerdlingers whose moms took them on shopping sprees at Maurice the Pantsman.
Anyway this all came to our attention when it was broadcast on Facebook Live:
And I’m sure if we spoke gutterslug we would probably agree with the post-fight analysis:
The “n word took a two piece and a biscuit?” Where Turtleboy comes from that means you got the value meal at KFC. Not sure what that means in junior hoodrat, but it sounds important.
Then this guy emerged from the mean streets of Shepherd Hill after someone made a joke about the Puerto Rican fabio from the video:
Uh-oh!! Sounds serious. And Nate ToSwavey is a real G.
Because everyone knows the REAL G’s only shop at American Eagle
And take their girlfriend’s apple picking at Tougas Farm.
Thug Life!!!
And his comment led to a respectful and dignified conversation about the merits of “south side”
Tim Rochette is not messing around. You don’t disrespect Websterites who claim to be in a gang. Especially when they’re rocking $1 bill shirt, and a killer Voke-stache full of bacon grease and broken dreams
Or when their headware of choice is the official uniform of dooshnozzles everywhere
Or if they wear 100 emoji pajamas.
You simply don’t disrespect gangstas like this on a Facebook Live video of some junior hoodrats playing slappy tag in the Auburn Mall parking lot.
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44 Comment(s)
And of course he’s got his hand in his pajama pants searching…trying to find it…but he won’t…because it isn’t there.
At first glance we thought the long haired bloody one was a little girl who somehow lost her shirt in the slapping match.
What’s that kid drinking? Apple schnapps ? Haaaaaa Liteweight little pukes.
Just goes to show you that the wrong people are breeding. That’s why I am an abortion proponent. This is also why law-abiding citizens need to be armed.
These assholes are just bitch ass fags.
One the one hand, these kids make me weep for the future of our country. On the other hand, my two boys will be competing with these dooshnozzles in the job market and the real world. Guess who’s going to win?
I feel the same way. Just teach your kids Gun Control means using BOTH hands. They should be all set.
These fine upstanding young citizens define their town’s nickname “Web-duh”.
The lot of you need lives.
OH YEAH PORK!! FUCK YOU!! You think you’re tough? I’ll hit you left, right, boom, boom…you be prayin to allah. Then I’ll start porkin you in the ass you homo! What? You think I’m gay you FAGGOT? Just cuz I wanna get them chocolate swirls on my dick? Think again son!
#Weymouthdickstripe
#porkinthecan
#Immahomo
Bring back the military draft for teens, male and female. At least it would get some of them off the streets, for how long ?
I agree. If you are not in college and getting passing grades, and you aren’t in the work force, then mandatory military. Any branch. Or the Peace Corps. Anything to get these vagabonds off the streets and learning how to be human.
I have those exact same jammies with the 100 emoji, but mommie bought me pink ones.
#PinkJammieWearingFool
#GaymouthTuff
#RiseUpAndThrottleMyAss
It should be made legal to use Hoodrats for target practice
Not sure what is worse this mini hoodrats or the Mashpee bunch. Looks like Ghetto is cool in Webta too.
Per urban dictionary two piece and a biscuit is left and right followed by a punch to the stomach
My favorite urban dictionary definition…
Teffting
An act of recreational fun where a person takes off their pants and underwear, does a handstand on a near-by wall and shits explosive diarrhea into the air, causing it to rain down one’s body like a chocolate dessert fountain.
“Wow. That party last night was insane. Did you hear Travis got caught teffting in the bathroom?”
“What? Seriously?”
“Yep. Shit all over himself. It was amazing.”
I did that shit and it was like the chocolate wonderfall at Golden Corral.
I don’t get it. Why is Auburn Mall – the suburban shopping center that I used to enjoy going to as a kid – now attracting so much low-life garbage there? Is this what its fate is going to be to the remaining thriving Mall in the Worcester Metro area? I seriously hope it doesn’t close up – especially since this crap will end up spreading to the nearby Blackstone Valley Shoppes.
Its Auburn, they are a chapter 90 department. They are not interested in anything that doesnt generate revenue
The losers you remember being there when you were young…These are their offspring.
ADdm, this crap will spread. It has spread already, from the Greendale Mall to the Auburn Mall, and there have been “incidents” at the Shoppes at Blackstone Valley.
Greendale was nice until the Galleria closed. It’s like the shitheads just migrate to the next mall.
Is there anything sadder than scrawny white boys from the suburbs dropping N-bombs?
Don’t drag Maurice The Pants Man into this. Between the sidewalk sale and Charlie’s Surplus down the street my parents could clothe me for 6 bucks per outfit
Hey – Maurice the Pants MAN had more than pants.
Jesus – going to Maurice’s was living large. We had to settle going to the Mart on Main Street or The Fair (see how many here remember those places!).
Only the generation that is not full of butt hurt SJW’s. I knew all of the places listed. How about Caldoor or Zares?
Stuart’s
Drop a few off in the valley, watch how quickly their grammar returns to normal as they are running for w boylston st while 100% pissing themselves. I would pay to see that!
Drop dead, you whint bitch!!
They should take these “Niggass” and drop them off in Great Brook Valley or maybe in Chicago and let’s see how 100% 100% 100% they really are.
I seen Crombie in the Facebook chat…. Which one Josh or his sister? Will they make another appearance in Turtleboy? It’s coming full circle Webster.
Webster’s just small enough that all of the shit heads know each other.
I really think everyone needs to speak a slightly more understandable form of English. I don’t even think THEY know what they are talking about. And everyone needs to stop calling each other the N word, it not only sounds stupid coming from a crackhead white boy or girl, it’s still derogitory all the way around. You sound stupid as in uneducated and in smart, you write stupid as in uneducated and just stupid, you act untamed and stupid, so stop acting so fucking stupid. People want to say all kinds of things are ruining our country/world, Facebook and these punk ass kids are going to be the downfall of intelligent society. If everyone , all colors, races, religions etc. stood up against STUPID I think we could have a slightly better chance of not having the entire free world going to shit. The rest is within our own homes and neighborhoods, policing our own kids and policing our communities. It really would not be that hard to fix some of the stupid.
Right, but these kids weren’t raised by their parents (God knows where they are). They’re raised by TV, Music in all its worst forms, Hollywood trash & weak educators. People laughed when they were told communists were still trying to take the country down with a generational culture of pure shit! Well, here we are. While everyone was busy chasing toys, these fuckers raised your kids! And that’s where we’re at. Now what?? Cuz I have no clue.
If any of my kids acted like that….. For the love of god when the fuck did it become cool to be a gangster wannabe? I wish it was legal to go give stupid people the smack upside the head that they needed. Maybe when people from my generation make it into positions of power we can fix the laws and make it unsafe to be a fuckin waste of oxygen. See what happens when you don’t discipline your kids? They turn into shit stains on society.
I seriously cannot understand most of what is posted in the TBS blogs! It’s like their own made-up language, full of foul curse words and derogatory slurs. Makes me sad for the future of mankind.
Derogatory, shut your ass up you privileged douche!!
What is with all the pube face? If you can’t grow it, shave it, or put a little milk on it and let the cat lick it off. Bad ass pube face, WTF! I suppose it identifies those low IQ shitstains for the rest of us, if only they can be targeted for extermination, we will be making progress.
Is it a gang thing now to take off part of your finger at the knuckle? These poor guys got some fucked up hands. That’s why they can’t work. Must be on disability.
Arth-to-the-ritis mutha fuckah…
Yo Zeph, sorry I’m late. Yo, I been missing most the day because I was at this mall fight. I was mixin it up hammering muthafuckas. But then I got jumped and pulled behind a dumpster and, well, long story short, I ended up getting alot of meat jammed into my dumpster. I can’t talk long cuz I gotta change the sanitary pad I got on my asshole. Be back when I’m done you pussys.
i’m literally pissing my pants right now. back in my day you have to at least have a muscle in your body and way over 100 pounds to be considered tough