Auburn Mall Parking Lot Jr. Hoodrat Fight Elicits Epic Commentary From Thug Life Websterites In 100 Emoji Pajamas
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You can tell the local gutterslugs are cleaning up their acts when they decide to stop fighting inside the Auburn Mall and start fighting in the parking lot instead:
Looks like this future astronaut stopped at the food court for a slice of menstrual pie:
And since when do junior hoodrat gangstas wear skinny jeans? How is this a thing now? Back in the day anyone who dressed like this wasn’t taken seriously. Because the only ones who wore tapered jeans were the nerdlingers whose moms took them on shopping sprees at Maurice the Pantsman.
Anyway this all came to our attention when it was broadcast on Facebook Live:
And I’m sure if we spoke gutterslug we would probably agree with the post-fight analysis:
The “n word took a two piece and a biscuit?” Where Turtleboy comes from that means you got the value meal at KFC. Not sure what that means in junior hoodrat, but it sounds important.
Then this guy emerged from the mean streets of Shepherd Hill after someone made a joke about the Puerto Rican fabio from the video:
Uh-oh!! Sounds serious. And Nate ToSwavey is a real G.
Because everyone knows the REAL G’s only shop at American Eagle
And take their girlfriend’s apple picking at Tougas Farm.
And his comment led to a respectful and dignified conversation about the merits of “south side”
Tim Rochette is not messing around. You don’t disrespect Websterites who claim to be in a gang. Especially when they’re rocking $1 bill shirt, and a killer Voke-stache full of bacon grease and broken dreams
Or when their headware of choice is the official uniform of dooshnozzles everywhere
Or if they wear 100 emoji pajamas.
You simply don’t disrespect gangstas like this on a Facebook Live video of some junior hoodrats playing slappy tag in the Auburn Mall parking lot.
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