• Baby Momma Of Hoodrat Arrested For Fatal Stabbing In Clinton Is Suing The Turtlegram For Reporting It And Complains About Her Tax Dollars Being Wasted

    Baby Momma Of Hoodrat Arrested For Fatal Stabbing In Clinton Is Suing The Turtlegram For Reporting It And Complains About Her Tax Dollars Being Wasted

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    Editor’s Note: This blog has been updated. There is a Lakeside Ave in Clinton, as well as Worcester. The Turtlegram did not initially indicate which of the two the arrested individual lives in, but it can be assumed it was Clinton at this point.

    TurtlegramA 24-year-old Clinton man was stabbed to death during a fight outside a Main Street bar late Saturday night. Worcester District Attorney Joseph D. Early Jr. said two other men were also injured in the incident. The deceased, whose name is not being released pending notification of next of kin, was taken to Clinton Hospital, where he was pronounced dead. The two other victims suffered injuries that were not life-threatening, the district attorney said in a news release. The fight occurred shortly after 11 p.m. outside Scooby’s bar at 675 Main St., according to the district attorney. The bar was closed Sunday evening and crime scene tape was draped around the parking lot, where a pickup truck and two other vehicles sat. The stabbings are under investigation by state police detectives assigned to the district attorney’s office and Clinton police. Police arrested Christopher Jose Rolon of 42 Lakeside Ave. on Sunday and charged him with assault and battery with a dangerous weapon, according to the Clinton police log. Paul Jarvey, a spokesman for the district attorney, would not say whether the arrest was related to the fight.

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    Christopher Rolon is everything you dreamed he would be and more:


    And by the looks of his Facebook page, he and his crew are trying to set the world record for most flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats featured on one Facbook page:








    Hennessy, flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hats, and various hand signals that insinuate that the people doing them have arbitrary gang relations are the calling card of the urban hoodrat.

    Anyway, this guy clearly is unemployable, yet he he still has plenty of cash left over for iPhones


    And clubbin!!


    Gotta keep it real yo!!

    Anyway, according to this winner’s Facebook page he has a girlfriend named Alexis Mendoza. And her Facebook page is a real trip too:




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    Just beware, because according to her profile she has no tolerance for “haters, hoes, and stalkers”:

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    So all you hoes out there who were planning on stalking her page and hating on her, you have been warned!! Hoes!!

    Also, worry bout cho self:

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    Anyway, her Facebook page is bizarre. Her baby daddy (of course they’ve apparently reproduced not once, but twice) is in jail for his involvement in the death of another person. Yet she’s all “RIP to my homeys” on her FB page:

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    So she’s sad about the victim, but her sperm donor is in jail for his death? Only in Clinton can this line of thinking possibly make any sense.

    But her biggest concern is not her kids, it’s actually her super-Bulls fan baby daddy:

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    Solid parenting right there.

    She’s also planning on suing the Turtlegram and Gazette and may have already contacted Attorney Richard N. Vulva:

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    On what grounds is her Internet lawsuit based? Apparently it’s against the law to list the address of someone who has been arrested:

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    Oh, and false facts. Because whenever an urban slugrake gets arrested, it’s always due to “false facts.”

    She wants people to stop asking what’s going on because “everyone is hurting over what happened”:

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    Because her boyfriend stabbing someone else apparently hurts her feels. And people’s feels are the only thing that really matters. But keep pushing her buttons though and you’ll end up getting banged on!!

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    Perhaps most ironically Alexis Mendoza was just railing the other day about “us tax people payers” paying for other people’s shit:

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    Honey, you have two kids with a guy who clearly doesn’t have a real job. You don’t get to complain about other people wasting tax payer dollars. Just sayin.



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    1. I really don’t understand the fascination with the Chicago Bulls. Every single slug rake I’ve seen has a bunch of pics with those. Possibly something in the water??? We need a piece on the reason for that fad. Also, it isn’t a tragedy when these people kill each other. It’s called natural selection.

      1. Longdong Johnson

        Sadly the kid killed was an innocent bystander trying to break up a fight.

      2. UsualSuspect

        Nice toilets too!

    2. Maggie the Cat

      I think the Baby Momma looks old enough to be the Momma of the Baby Daddy!

      1. Lenny

        I’d love to drain my balls deep inside baby momma hoodrat’s baby canal then finish with a dirty sanche on her mustache

    3. The Ring Ding

      Swing and a miss on this one. The Lakeside in question here is, in fact, in Clinton. Locally known as “The Projects,” it isn’t exactly GBV, but it’s the bricks and like any subsidized (free?) housing, it can and does contain a percentage of bad folks. Also, where is the police source who fingered the baby daddy as the doer? Not saying he didn’t do it, but…

      1. Mark D

        they usually don’t throw people in jail for no reason, jus sayin’

    4. satanfag

      They’re both fucking faggots.. When will the last of these neanderthals that glorify violence and retardation finally get enough time that they go away..MA is so full of cancer.

    5. MrSmiley

      He’ll fit in with the rest of the thuglet losers who don’t speak a lick of english and treat jail like summer camp. She’s worried about if he’s okay? I’d say so considering hes alive.. I’d tell him he’s TB famous but all I’ll get in response is ¿que?

      1. MrSmiley


    6. Troubled Nostrils

      I’m a nigga, he’s a nigga, she’s a nigga, we’re a nigga, wouldn’t you like to be a nigga, too?

    7. Lenny

      I’d love to sniff Jo Ringer’s soiled panties

    8. Lilly

      Have you guys checked up on the scumbag bill Chase and Jr ruthless no there both kilby so you motherfuckers save your motherfucking 2 sense if you guys don’t know shit your a piece of shit for throwing people’s names … Obviously it was there fault the kid died so before you guys talk investigate shit !!!

      1. Hugh Jazz

        You ought to sue your English teacher.

        1. The Poop Hole Loop Hole

          High Jazz- you stole my thunder !

        2. E. A. What?

          Nope. Can’t sue. Public school. They have a union exemption. Kids aren’t expected to learn. Or be disciplined.

      2. MrSmiley

        So the guy…. He just kind of ran into the knife right? Gosh, I know it’s sooo inconvenient when that happens.

      3. MrSmiley

        On top of it all him and his clan of hardos is throwing signs. So all coincidence though right? Piss off.

    9. Kill Yourselves

      Who ever writes this stuff is clearly fucking autistic. You should probably do some fact checking before you write some stupid bullshit like you usually do.

      1. MrSmiley

        Autistic huh. Sounds like you’re an expert of some kind.

        Fact. Someone is dead. Fact. Arrest was made. Fact. Oxygen thief is just as useless in jail as outside.

    10. Chip Striker

      Can we please make it so fucktards like these two cannot reproduce?

      Only good news out of this is that there is one less gangsta retard in the world. I’m sure prison is an upgrade for the hood rat. Sweet flat brimmed Bulls hat, sagging pants and gang sign flashes you unoriginal fuck. I hope you die in prison and they sterilize the baby momma.

    11. Turd Burglestein

      Shit…I’d bet the only taxes she’s ever paid in her hoodrat life were on a pack of newports, and she probably sold food stamps to get the money for those too.

    12. Moe

      10/10 would bang if assured I won’t get an STD.

    13. Clinton lol

      Goodbye, my dear sweet Felicia.

    14. Jed

      It’s scumbags like this that make me lose faith in humanity. These ignorant, low class losers, sponge off the system whether not paying child support, not working and uses jail to stay even more lazy. They are so proud acting like “gang members” on fb, but when their spot gets blown up, they act like they are the poor victims. Here are the facts; all members in this story or in these pictures are total losers. Fact, if you break the law, it is public record! So proud of acting like a jackass, don’t get mad at the press for warning the public that you are gutter trash. Fact, mother of the year! I feel bad for her kids. Does she even know where they are?

    15. ImNewHere

      It seems to me that if this chick is sad about the loss of the victim and her “boo” being arrested , the more likely scenario would be that this scumbag was involved in the brawl but on the same side as said victim. Could easily be in jail right now for stabbing the real culprit or one of his chronies. Sure the truth wont take long to show itself.

    16. Joe Sacamano

      I prefer my fucks to be slim, small chested and wearing Bulls gear.

    17. Joseph ragman

      Is there still “Kilby”? I remember a group called kilby they were legit scary g’s. Couldn’t even walk down kilby st cuz there’d be 20 dudes on the corner. Don’t see how these guys are considered “kilby”

      1. Chip Striker

        A bunch of 18-22 year old 90lbs with straight brim hats and baggy jeans are scary? They can’t even handle an 8 hour a day job, how tough can they be?

      2. Publius

        Take away the guns and Kilby ain’t sh*t anymore. Just a bunch of skinny ass wannabes. Even the guns aren’t too scary since they can’t shootz straight. No Doubt.

      3. Madcow not Rachel

        All I can say is I’m glad the Lat’s like to fuck the fat ones……….. he be gittin plenty of sausage where hebe goin………BAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    18. Destroyed

      When Jimmy Carter visited Clinton in 1977. It just started going down the tubes. Forty years later, it’s worse than anyone could have imagined.


      I’m pretty sure that she has “banging niggas” since she was 15. You all were thinking it too

      1. Moe

        She’s a coalburner for sure.

      2. bigdaddy

        15 ? I would have said 12

    20. Publius

      North High. No way!! God, trash like this needs to be shamed and disrespected. As do the Chicago Brim Bois. Loozahs. This is at least a two fer. One dead one Souza. Good Clinton day.

    21. Christian

      Ya dum ass ppl dnt know shit my brother didn’t kill nobody vinny was his close friend ya all FCK face the dnt kn shit get a fucking life and stop writing shit cuz ya tlking shit and looking like a bitch FCK out of here my brother didn’t kill nobody like I said get ya bitch ass facts right

      1. Protestant

        I’m working on the English translation for the Christian post right now. I’ve made some headway, but it will still be a few days before I have it completely sussed out.
        Stay tuned, folks! I’m betting there’s a secret message contained in there somewhere.

      2. Chip Striker

        Ya dum ass ppl dnt know shit my brother didn’t kill nobody vinny was his close friend ya all FCK face the dnt kn shit get a fucking life and stop writing shit cuz ya tlking shit and looking like a bitch FCK out of here my brother didn’t kill nobody like I said get ya bitch ass facts right

        Your brother has his pants below his ass, dresses like a gangsta, flashes gang signs in pictures, he is the father of TWO kids then you come in here and type some remarks that look like a 3 year old with a learning disability wrote up.

        And we are the dumb asses?

      3. MrSmiley

        Oooo, you sound so hardcore gangstaaa. I wish I could sound hardcore gangsta too. Waaait…. No I don’t. You fucking loser shitbag, get a job. Get a belt. Learn actual english and be productive instead of ghetto trash talking wannabe Gs who contribute SHIT to the world. Sadly it looks like your mom made two of you.

      4. bigdaddy

        Can you translate that from moron to English for those of us with functioning brain cells

    22. Ralph

      What a P.O.S.

      Enjoy your time behind bars!

      Bend over and spread em!!!

    23. tb the molester

      can we talk about Aidan Kearney? likes to spend time harrassing women not only on the internet but in person too. this blog is a hatchet job piece of yellow journalism bullshit. come to the light and when you publish articles put your name in it . Aidan Kearney,Aidan Kearney,Aidan Kearney,Aidan Kearney. Failed Shepherd Hill teacher. i heard you drive a douchey subaru too

      1. Publius

        I am Turtle Boy. There are many Turtle Boys

    24. Taylor

      These are all the scum of Worcester. This baby momma should be in prison and she’ll smarten up real quick after her first fist up her pussy from big debrah on D block.

    25. juror seven esq.

      Remember back in the day when Clinton’s claim to fame was that the town had more liquor licenses per capita than any city or town in Massachusetts?

    26. Madcow not Rachel

      All I can say is I’m glad the Lat’s like to fuck the fat ones……….. he be gittin plenty of sausage where hebe goin………BAAAAAAAAAAWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    27. Marcy

      I am guessing that she is saying that he doesnt live with her because it is probably being paid for by the state

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