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Am I allowed to be here? Feels dirty.
This organism has no maternal instinct.
But it is allowed to breed.
What kind of parent could this thing possibly be?
And what will this child be taught?
It’s our future.
Best part of serving in Afghanistan was sneaking up behind some seven year old scumbag terrorist kid and slitting his throat from ear to ear. Silent extermination.
Maybe if we go back into lockdown, we can play on the same Call of Duty team, my handle is paddlethepickle1998.
Oh fun, a guy that hates the troops. Sure bro I’d love to play… can we play in person? What’s your address?
Sure, I live at:
115 Your Mama’s House, Palookaville, MA.
Hopefully, that’s not too far away from your house on Triggered Little Bitch Avenue, Chumptown, MA.
This one headline alone is funnier than anything that has ever been posted on TBDailynews dot com.
The comment section is the only good thing left, and even its starting to suck now.
Obviously the spic broad was trying to sell her baby so she could buy some fresh aèropostàl fall threads and she decided to make a deal with a spook loving meth head who simply stole the baby.
ST back and Jaja guy gone!
All is right in the world. Except Kabul, shit’s fucked over there!
So you are still consumed with me. Although kinda boring living in your head full time – it’s just emptiness! Life: get one.
Wait a minute – I’ve been bamboozled?
Will the real ST please stand up!
That asswipe John Edwards was right, there really are two Americas.
No comments section, no readership.
Looking for a tall husky country boy with thick thighs and arms preferably hairy with a big butt I’ll do the driving hun. I’m a 30yo Mwm 5ft10 210lb looking for my daddy in the park feeling lost. Maybe in a car or in the woods we need some quality dad/son bonding time or looking to have some fun with another couple or another person preferably male or tranni female if interested send pictures. The feelings have always been there we are caught between a rock hard dick and a hard dick because we are involved with so many people. These gay biker feelings aren’t going away and are getting harder to keep in my pants when that hog rumbles. At least I can release them a little bit by hanging on the greenway or fens and you about them on here. Hey, if you’re a man or identify as male and you enjoy meeting up with guys in your car, hit me up. I love helping men who need service. I’m 36, light brown hair/eyes, 5’10” and cutely chubby I need new cruising spots I’m missing my old area since the Spanish gang moved in it would be like our place. When we used to get together a couple times a month. I miss you you horny fag. I would meet you at your house and we would always have fun but then your fucking wife ruined it. I lost your email and I hope you see this. If this isnt you I am looking for a regular friend anywho. Looking to take a break from work this weekend grab a beer and some ass, lend a hand if your older m or f. I’m 50’s wm it’s mid summer and this guy is seeking some summertime good buds. Let’s connect again and share our interests man on manhole. Please have your vcxx card before we get busy Thanks.
Thank God Im a country boy!
I will only use a Turtleboy app to read your news. Don’t add a link, no views. Make a new app!
Then fix the Turtle app! It brings me here vs TB Daily News. C’mon man.
Can’t find the turtleboy app
Why in the hell would I pay to sit and listen to the recording on a paid attorney talking to a crackhead?
Got won the hearing, woooppyy. So what? You get these thing like every other month.
So not only did you pay an attorney, but wasted a day in court, just because you choose to bite on the ratchet fish line these people throw.
Unc, I am sorry to tell you this, but the line is getting more blurry between you and those ratchets you write about
This is my last time posting here, I’ll see you all on the other webpage.
Now don’t let the door hit you on the ass on the way out.
Observe that.
I think a door or maybe her sperm donor hit your mama many times while pregnant with you.
Corn Pop was a bad dude and ran with some bad boys, he made Jim Crow look like Jim Eagle. Doctor Mommy, can I have ice cream before bed?
The ADL was founded by B’nai B’rith to protect Jewish pedophile, Leo Frank. Frank raped and murdered 13 year old White girl, Mary Phagan.
So with that thought in mind, does anybody have any kiddie pics?
Your grandfather was a lampshade.
And your mom was raped at Big Dan’s in Bedford!
Do you still have the pool cue up your ass?
Shalom diddler boy!
This site is definitely getting more traffic than TB Daily.
I need to know – what the hell ever happened to ST?
I don’t know, but it’s funny how him and all of his “impostors” all disappeared at once lol, so it was obviously him talking to himself the whole time.
It was turtlefag
Right here brother, didn’t go anywhere. Unc asked me to tone it down while the website goes through a transition. There may be a writing gig for me on the new format, so we decided it was time to chill out with the commenting and start taking the reporting gig more seriously.
Don’t worry though, my articles will still have that classic ST wit and banter you all came here for.
And yes this is the real me, you can click on my username and see that I have a paid VIP account… all my fakes don’t.
Welcome back, brother! Place hasn’t been the same without you!
Ever think of starting your own page? I would rather read an article by you about some filthy Mexican spics from Lawrence, than read another tbdailynews mask rant, school rant, or another long winded article crying about liberal judges (you live in Massachusetts what the fuck do you expect lol).
you kinda suck, a legend in your own mind, fucking faggot.
even i have an impostor
They’re not sending us their best. I warned you.
Turtleboy has better headlines here than where he posts the articles. Balls Deep.
I like being linked to the article from here because I like to read the headlines.
Balls Deep Betty. Nice!
I used to jerk off in the swimming pool in delaware I was the first guy to rape a kid at Harvard after the Yale game I flew helicopters back in nam on the ho chi minh trail driving a big rig i made a deal with the Tolly-bon they’re good guys call me in the morning.
My wife Jill was married to another man when I started porking her ass I’ve had sex with all my children and my brothers kids.
Has Kamala “heels up” Harris sucked your cock yet?
Has Hunter smoked crack with heels up? or is the woman of color too old, stretched and dried up?
Kamala Harris is a vile skank with pancake tits and a huge ass
Oh c’mon man I did all that stuff years ago when you were just a one horse pony in your dad’s eye. My son hunter is a natural my he taught my grand daughter natalie real good.
LatinX and Jigs coming together to kidnap babies.
Diversity isn’t a strength
This story reinforces my racism. You see I’m not naive, I’m not just mindlessly racist. I am well aware that there are some truly fucked up, disgusting, creepy, weird and evil trashy white people in the World. BUT, this type of behavior here is considered normal the these blacks and spics and Caribbean type people….. they don’t even raise an eyebrow to stuff like this and it happens a thousand times a day in the ghettos of America. These lowlifes have a different set of morals ( or lack of) than normal whites.
Also another well known fact in the restaraunt business is that the lousy blacks never tip, EVER! That’s why the Thai girls at my favorite place never want to wait on the negroids.
Geno, you are so right.They will literally tip $2 on a $100 tab and those are the good ones. They will complain about everything, send things back and threaten to get you fired. They are the reason I quit my waitress job which I otherwise loved.
How do you keep a canoe from tipping ? Paint it black !!!!
As a former bartender, I can confirm the suckiness of black patrons in a restaurant and/or bar. They bitch, complain, demand extra everything, insult and they NEVER tip. Fuck them. The beaners aren’t any better, they can’t handle their liquor and get out of line and don’t tip much either. There’s a reason no one likes them.
coloreds are worthless freeloading morons
I would hate to be in the service industry and wait tables full of those fucks. Big mouths and small tips.
I like coming here. Reminds me of the good old days.