The other day we published a blog on the Hyannis crack raptor Mom who thought it would be funny to post videos on Facebook of herself abusing her kids by smashing eggs on them and throwing them around in a grocery cart.
Well, she deactivated her Facebook but responded on Snapchat with another video.
“I didn’t know it was abuse to play with your kids and crack eggs over their heads. (mockingly) Oh my God! Call the police! Feel free, call them up baby. Fucking weirdos.”
I know this isn’t really the big issue here, but another crime that’s being committed here is that this chick is a waste of a perfectly good body.
Very few women are blessed with that, and God gave this trampzilla one of those ones so that the hoodbooger express can bury their seed in there. You can’t even fap to that because God knows what’s been inside of it. Damn shame.
Anyway, you guys will be happy to know that trust sources have confirmed that DCF and the police are now involved, as are the Barnstable Police, because the BPD reads Turtleboy.
Next time someone whines about Turtleboy being mean, remind them that this is who we’re being “mean” to. And as a result they’re held accountable for being abusive deadbeats to children.
Sad part was she’s far from the only one of her ratchet skank friends who seems to think that cracking eggs on infant’s heads and tossing them around in grocery carts is acceptable.
Holy sentagraph Batman! If you ever find yourself writing the phrase, “apparently Ima be the next one up on Turtleboy,” you should probably just delete everything you’ve written and then delete your account entirely. She makes a good point though – eggs are food. Generally in my house we eat food, not decorate our crotch fruits in it though. I gotta be honest, this is exactly the kind of face I’d imagine would come from a person who thinks it’s normal to egg your own children.
Then there was this.
At least she used periods and acknowledged that she wouldn’t crack an egg on her semen demon’s head. So we’re making progress here, even though watching scary movies is not even remotely the same thing as child abuse.
Chanelle Smith was a real gem too.
See? There’s a perfectly good explanation – the kid asked to be abused. Why didn’t she just say that? Back in her day adults used to abuse kids and no one batted an eye!
What kind of demented abuser walks a kid into a metal trash can as a form of abuse? That doesn’t even sound that painful. Just twisted. I would argue that she “turned out just fine” though, since she ended up on Turtleboy.
Plus, the girl wasn’t listening so she asked to get tossed around that shopping cart.
See guys? It wasn’t the crack raptor’s fault, it was inertia’s fault. Someone needs to file a 51A on that mofo Isaac Newton. Brilliant thinking from this up and coming bootleg IG model in the making.
Cassie Mendoza’s baby daddy’s shockingly don’t seem to be around. Some have told us they’re in jail, some have said that they’re cop killers.
I have no way of confirming, nor do I care. All I care about is keeping those children away from this monster and her friends who seem to have normalilzed child abuse. This is why the world needs Turtleboy.
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54 Comment(s)
You got to see her boyfriend Michael Giampappa…typical cape cod hardo in and out of jail. Word is she had cop killer Lantanowitchs baby and pawns it off as his.
What will be great in about 12 years is little fucknut will grow up and smash a brick over shitbag moms head. Little fucknut will have so much hood anger that he will want to take it out on shitbag mom.
ehhh…one more time…spics and coons, all baboons
The saddest issue here is her dopey friends think this is perfectly normal behavior. Also those poor kids will never trust anyone and who can blame them. Lastly, if the State deems it necessary they will be put into foster care and who knows what kind of torture they will have to endure. It makes this boomer want to cry.
DCF will do nothing. They’ll too afraid of the ‘Rona. If they sucked at follow through before they are going to especially suck at it now.
That voice.
If your name is ‘Shahlece’ to begin with, you were destined for nothing to workout fine
Fucked At Birth as they say.
The great thing about quarantine is being able to walk around my yard with anyone judging me. I am free to live the clothes free lifestyle without anyone bothering me not even my parole officer because I am naked in my private property.
Where the baby daddies at? Said they was going out for a vape never to be seen again? Carton of eggs maybe? More importantly… what up with Annie? Is she OK?
I don’t get this post. What’s the big deal about cracking eggs on the kid’s head? They’re not hard-boiled eggs, right? Maybe the cracked eggs will, at worst, help to prepare the kid for the often-rocky road ahead: Dishonest politicians, DCF workers, other grifter public employees, and illegal immigrants — among others. While we’re at it, let’s mandate seat belts and airbags for the grocery carts. And traffic signals for the grocery aisles. Sheesh, doesn’t the mother get any credit for her great body? Especially after the earlier TB posts tonight that made me think this was some kind of a holiday to celebrate escaped elephants.
Would you like eggs cracked on your head? Yeah, kids don’t either.
She can crack eggs on my head all day long, even hard-boiled ones.
What about fertilized eggs?
it was spilling a child into the shopping cart that pissed me off to no end. i can’t see that bitch as anything other than an ugly human ape, and there are no excuses for her sadism. children this young, still innocent, are harmed for life by this shit (see Kate Peter). thank you, Uncle, for stepping up with the power of the Turtle.
Katrina Carpezza says its her culture to be in a circle jerk with a dozen ni gg az busting nuts on her face.
Woman in Boston love that dank smell. Complete pigs. Some of them dudes like it too.
Cassie has done so much heroin and meth that her bottom teeth are all fake….she’s a great giver of blowies!!!
Cassie Mendoza is an amazing mother, not her fault she chooses to fuck murderers and lives on welfare. So what if she’s a little slut just like me and my mom and my grandma. I happen to crave black cock and Hennesy, so what. Where my corona check be at?
Bitch we gonna take 2000 per month from evil whitey to give to you. Our Monthly Ecconomic Crisis Support Act will give filthy spics like you 2000 per month retroactive to March and good for up to 3 months after the virus is over. Now wait it gets better if you can keep a man we will give him 2k per month and you will also get 2k per month for each child up to 3 children. Add that up and yhats 10k per month which is 120k per year equivalency.
We are putting this bill out soon .
We hate white people and will bankrupt the country for you.
Let’s be honest..The Cape is like a mini Florida. Just swap gators for sharks, West Palm for Chatham, Miami for Hyannis, Key West for Ptown, and go a mile inland from the ocean and it’s a scene from ‘Deliverance’. LOL
Oh noes!!! Eggs!
What a generation of pussies.
Jeez. Pretty earrings and tears. Get used to it, kid.
Nice body? She’s built like a 15 year old boy! I got bigger tits are you kidding?
Workout you fat fuck, or let me titty fuck you- your choice.
Can’t tell if I lack reading comprehension or if some of these comments make absolutely no sense. Especially like the third and fourth talking about dcf. Couldn’t figure out wtf they are talking about
The language you’re reading is baby momma ghetto Ebonics. A crude hybrid of English, brain damage, Newport 100s and copious amounts of section 8 housing.
Don’t forget me
Stalker. Straight up stalker.
Probably going to say a few things none of you are going to like. First of all, Cassie is an amazing mother. Her son, literally cracks eggs on his head for fun. Maybe the egg crack was a little mean in her daughter, but theres viral videos of people rubbing “feces” one their kids. Chocolate pudding or not, who is it to say it’s not real? These kids are literally gagging, red in the face and the parent just laughs and laughs.
People throw cheese on their toddlers face, and laugh. Push their one year olds head into their smoosh cake and laugh. The kids cry, and cry until they see their parent laugh and have fun.
The daughter should have definitely been locked into the carriage, I’ll give you that. Poor babe, but cassie immediately stopped the video. She didn’t stop the carriage abruptly. It’s not excuse and she deserves to be reprimanded some.
Also, tho it may not be an excuse; her friends asked her to egg her kids. People laughed with her. Why is it abused now? People she had people stalk her; surprise hit her in the face and the fans of the attacker got back lash.. guess what? They retaliated by going to turtle boy.
This girl doesn’t deserve death threats, she doesnt deserve the harassment and the stalking. She has people sticking up for her, for a reason. Its creepy you’re talking about her body. This just doesnt feel right. Let DCF deal with her, stop stalking her to get a high. Tho, I dont think DCF should get involved; you should see what she does for her kids. How much she cares for them, yes she jokes around… but theres also video of parents playing dead, cutting off their tongues (just for a reaction from their kids!!). No one is harassing them, stalking them- making threats. Slandering their name past “shes a bad mom”. Making up lies.
Whatever tho, do what you do for the dollar. Let DCF to their jobs.
I agree DCF will do their job. Turtle boy is reaching & it’s sad that people are sexually harassing her. She doesnt beat her kids, they’re clothed and well fed. It’s sad to see how evil peoppe become when they think they have a following. I hope she learns to strap that baby in and stop with the videos but there real evil out there.
DCF DO YOUR FUCKIN JOB! Save those kids
other people doing other bad things dont excuse her behavior but what she is doing doesnt deserve all the harassment. youre correct. let dcf do their job and stop stalking her.
The mother is a common slut with cum breath
You’re the type of cuck friend who never gets laid by the girls you hang around with
Fuck you and your whole hoodrat clan of welfare mongoloid. Oh it’s just eggs? Ok .. I like bricks,bats and ball peen hammers, can I smash them off your heads?
She has pretty eyes, but nose piercings are fucking disgusting.
Governor Charlie Parker of Massachusetts is giving us a lesson in leadership and none of you lying dog-faced pony soldiers can deny it.
She’s not a Jew face way out of your league TB.
You fucking Nazi creep!
And, tell your mom I said hello.
Big Stein.
VE Day, although not the Wikipedia summary, but today is the day the Nazis were flushed like a bad shit!
And you are one of the skid marks on the bowl, need to get the Comet!
Remove these kids and let someone decent raise them instead of this loser who clearly isn’t capable of being a good mother.
The next generation is gonna trade the laziness in for brain damage and retardation do tov drug use. Keep calling your parents boomers as you browse Facebook and contribute zero to society. Oh and fuck you for drawing a tax based salary for teaching a music into history class. What the fuck. You wander why these kids hate you when I hated algebra. At least math has a use after you cross the stage. The fact that your proud of that makes me wonder how a south high grad shits on other worcester public school grads when the biggest drains on society come from his neighborhood. South pride is like waving a Confederate flag you lost and your fags minus the minorities. They work for a living occassionaly
Where did you get your Masters degree in English?
Not a big shocker that this little girl makes scrambled eggs over other little girls heads and thinks this is normal behavior. Tax dollars well spent!
Without question, 100% WOULD. I’d even pay for it.
Better to pay for it because you can tell her to fuck off after
I’d like to think it was my call, but hopefully it was a bunch of turtle riders that calked… In any case. Well Done!
She could make my penis spit lava.
Baker is Hitler.
Marty is Himmler.
My science says to shove a dildo up your ass and go to Chinatown for the 4th. You will be safe and this is science base so you can NEVER question it
The poor kids 🙁 This bitch needs some serious help. My kids would throw a fit anytime they had to sit in the carriage, they had no choice in the matter cause I’m not this dumb trash can.
In other words they are setting us up for the shuttering of Fenway
Park this year.Mark my words this declaration will drop soon.
There’s a ratchet madness every year, but I think TB needs a ratchet beauty bracket as well.
The City of Boston will not hold any parades or large events this summer, Mayor Marty Walsh announced in a news conference Friday afternoon.
To continue social distancing and stem the further spread of the coronavirus, the city will cancel any and all events — including the Boston Pops July 4 show — through the summer.
“This is up to and including Labor Day,” Mayor Walsh said.