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This Barnstable Teacher Under Investigation For Tossing Some Asshole Kid Into A Filing Cabinet Should Be Applauded For Preventing Violence In His Classroom

Uncle Turtleboy / June 10, 2021

The Barnstable Superintendent sent out an email today informing parents that a teacher at Barnstable High School was placed…

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Momma Meat Washer Says Her Gang Rapist Son Dindu Nuffin, Blames Barnstable Police For Being Racist Because They Arrested Him After He Posed With AR-15’s In Rap Video

Uncle Turtleboy / May 25, 2021

This is Tanya Devine from Barnstable and her 18 year old son Daishawn Williams from Barnstable. She’s a CNA…

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Deadbeat Barnstable Junkie’s Mom Blames His Baby Momma After He Pulls Knife On Her While She’s Kicking Him Out For Being Abusive

Uncle Turtleboy / July 21, 2020

This is Jonathan “Tyler” Dennan from Barnstable. He’s a homeless junkie deadbeat sperm donor of three DCF dumplings who…

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Barnstable Police And DCF Are Investigating Hyannis Crack Raptor Mom Who Posted Videos Abusing Crotch Fruits, Makes Second Video Saying It’s Normal To Crack Eggs On Kids

Uncle Turtleboy / May 8, 2020

The other day we published a blog on the Hyannis crack raptor Mom who thought it would be funny…

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Grammar Moses Starts $10,000 Facebook GoFundMe After Being Released From Barnstable Jail Because CO’s Have Put A Hit Out On Her And She Needs To Leave Town

Uncle Turtleboy / May 9, 2019

This is Nicole Sellew from Cape Cod. She recently was released from jail in Barnstable and wants to raise…

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Cape Cod Snatch And Sniff Con-Artist Gina Clark Cried Her Way Out Of Doing Community Service For Stealing $150K From Victims Whose Children Died And Now She’s Leeching Off The Government

Uncle Turtleboy / February 1, 2019

To read this blog on our new ad free website TBDailyNews.com click here. This is Gina Clark from Barnstable, who…

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Gina “Fleestone Light” Giovangelo, Who Can’t Drive Because She Killed A Woman While Drunk In 2010 And Recently Led Cops On 6 Day Manhunt, Is Looking For Free Baby Shit In Wellesley Because Two Raw Dog Trophies Isn’t Enough

Uncle Turtleboy / October 23, 2018

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Yarmouth Peroxide Poundcake Who Left 3 Month Old In Running Car While She Was In Twin River Casino Is Defending Her Honor On Facebook And Never Should’ve Been Able To Leave A Hospital With A Baby

Uncle Turtleboy / August 17, 2018

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Hyannis Pube Pancake With History Of Attacking Corrections Officers Claims He Was Victim Of Police Brutality, Posts Pictures The “State Police” Took Of Him In Barnstable Jail

Uncle Turtleboy / August 3, 2018

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Barnstable Buttnut Gets Arrested For Threatening To Kill Cop On Facebook After Not Pulling Over For Ambulance, Pretends To Respect Cops On Facebook, His Son Probably Hates Him

Uncle Turtleboy / July 25, 2018

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Woman Living With Cop Killer Thomas Latanowich And Boyfriend Was Squatting In Filth With Her 3 Kids, Fled Florida With Ex-Husband After 5 Year Old Family Member Disappeared, Slept With Killer Leading To Boyfriend Turning Him In

Uncle Turtleboy / May 10, 2018

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Hyannis Hog Gobbler Shits On Deceased Yarmouth Cop, Buys Food Stamps On Facebook, Passed Out In Dunkins Drive Through With Needle In Arm And Kids In Backseat, Forgets To Show Up For DCF Visits

Uncle Turtleboy / April 15, 2018

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