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Gina “Fleestone Light” Giovangelo, Who Can’t Drive Because She Killed A Woman While Drunk In 2010 And Recently Led Cops On 6 Day Manhunt, Is Looking For Free Baby Shit In Wellesley Because Two Raw Dog Trophies Isn’t Enough 

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This is Gina Giovangelo, originally from Hyannis, AKA Brockton by the Sea:

In 2010 she was wasted when ran over and killed 47 year old Lillian White, who was crossing the street in a wheelchair, and fled the scene. During her court arraignment she went outside to smoke a cigarette and fled, which was wicked smart. The next day they found her car at a motel in Wareham, but she got the slip on the cops and had run into the woods. Unfortunately for her the distinct smell of her stench trench led the cops right to her, and she was once again detained.

She ended up being found guilty of vehicular homicide while under the influence, but served only two and a half years in jail. She was also given five years probation and lost her driver’s license for 15 years. But it was all good because she was “turning her life around.”

And laughing about priceless memories with some of her ol’ bunkmates in jail.

Rachel Banas was also in jail for hurting someone while driving under the influence, except her drug of choice was heroin, and she hit a pole instead of a person. Unfortunately her passenger was critically injured and she was already on probation. But it’s cool because she is “living proof that recovery works.”

Priceless jail memories.

Of course shortly after Fleestone Light got out of jail in 2014 she violated her probation by not showing up for a court-ordered drug test because….fuck sobriety. Oh, and she took off her GPS tracker and went on a shoplifting spree, for which she was once again incarcerated and forced to serve the balance of her sentence (6 more months).

Then in 2016 she decided she had turned her life around and decided it was time to fire out a raw dog trophy.

She realized the Cape was no good for her, so she moved to the one place on earth that is scumbag free – Webster. She was going to church and shit…

And had clearly turned her life around. Also note “children,” as in plural. She fired another shot out of her baby cannon somewhere along the way. But it’s all good now because she’s going to meetings and shit.

Then August 2018 rolled around and the cops announced that she was once again on the run for breaking the law:

Yarmouth police are looking for a convicted felon who they say evaded capture by lying about her identity during a recent traffic stop. Gina Giovangelo, 26, was stopped by Yarmouth police Aug. 3 and provided an officer with a fake name, according to a post on the Yarmouth Police Department’s Facebook page. Police say Giovangelo is a convicted violent felon with 20 prior criminal charges on her record, including homicide while driving intoxicated in 2010.

Oops! And just like when she disappeared from her court arraignment, Fleestone Light was once again on the run. 

Turns out they’re serious about that whole 15 years with no license thing. This is just new level of dumb twatwaffle behavior. You’re driving a car without a license, knowing you’re in deep shit if you’re caught because the last time you drove you killed a woman. A woman you claim to think about all the time:

But instead of being cautious this gaping grundle goblin is driving around while fucking with dog filters on SnapChat.

She was remarkably on the run for six days without getting caught before she finally turned herself in on August 9 and indicted on charges of operating a vehicle after having a license suspended for vehicular homicide and witness intimidation.

Well, she’s evidently out on bail because she posted this the other day…..

Yup, according to her she says she’s pregnant again!

Which means she was 6 months along when she ran from the cops in August. And now she’s begging for free shit in a Wellesley yard sale page because she knows it’s one of the wealthiest towns in the state. “I recently lost everything and don’t have enough money to start over.”

She just forgot to mention that by “lost everything” she meant, “voluntarily chose to break several laws, and one time I killed a woman.”

And maybe, just maybe they don’t have the Google machine in Wellesley.

27 Comment(s)
  • Newyork
    October 31, 2018 at 6:56 pm

    women like this need to be beaten across the ass with a strap till they learn ….
    20 something s never got discipline growing up..

  • Wear a body condom near Gina G
    October 30, 2018 at 12:01 am

    Giovangelo is on the run again! She skipped out on a Boston doctor’s appointment for her baby, and when asked to take a drug test afterwards she tested positive for Heroin. She’s doing what she does best, evade the law and get high on Heroin (while 8 months pregnant). After the poor baby is born she should be should be shipped back out the Framingham for a loooooooooooooooooooooong stay.

  • dave
    October 23, 2018 at 9:24 pm

    How do I get in line to pump a couple loads in this beautiful masshole?

  • Turtle Boy is the truth
    October 23, 2018 at 8:56 pm

    According to IG, she is already a mom of two boys, so her latest pregnancy makes three children. Curious, just where is/are the father/s?

  • WeAreFucked
    October 23, 2018 at 7:52 pm

    They say that beautiful girls can get anything they want. Giovangelo was a solid 9+ package. She was probably at one time my ultimate dream girl.

    What the F happened to her? How does a girl who looks like that end up like this? I’ve got to try heroin. The things people give up for that shit amazes me. And… it’ll usually get you on TBS.

    I think we’re all missing out. Heroin must be f’n awesome.

    • turtleboybefair
      October 25, 2018 at 9:43 am

      Yes, where are the fathers? Can’t just dump on just her.

  • Lee Kingsnatch
    October 23, 2018 at 6:02 pm

    Thats a slam dunk 100% would, raw dog all the way.

    • Mom’s Basement
      October 23, 2018 at 6:18 pm

      That’s what I’m talking about! And that may not even be the hottest perp walk on this blog! There should be voting buttons to rate every ratchet. I know lawyers who have represented worse “free” of charge (cough cough Brett) so it could be good for the ratchets too.

  • I Can Change Her!
    October 23, 2018 at 5:27 pm

    Oh man, would I like to put a little scare in that fetus with a visit to Mom’s hairy donut. 

    • WeAreFucked
      October 23, 2018 at 7:55 pm

      Doesn’t strike me as the hairy donut type. I’m betting on plain.

      • Bob Gamere
        October 25, 2018 at 8:10 am

        She has a velvet fruitloop.

  • Mom’s Basement
    October 23, 2018 at 4:52 pm

    Turtleboy, do the ratchet pageant. I have some great ideas for a few of the competitions and I’ll even volunteer to be a judge.

  • Stunt Penis
    October 23, 2018 at 3:02 pm

    Compared to guttermuppet, this woman is a goddess.

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    October 23, 2018 at 2:27 pm

    Obviously, she had all-star parents. They must be so proud.

  • Clitty Litter
    October 23, 2018 at 1:56 pm

    Is there a backpage 2.0 yet.
    ….asking for a friend.

  • Mark "no sack" Ells
    October 23, 2018 at 1:55 pm

    Hyannis, AKA Brockton by the Sea, AKA Brockton with a Yacht club, AKA Hytown, AKA Hy-raq, AKA 2007 All-American City Award winner, AKA 2018 Most Corrupt Government Award winner… AKA home of tax exempt Cape Cod Health Care… AKA Kennedy family drinking grounds… …. AKA Cape Cod’s Shithole

  • nicre nikey
    October 23, 2018 at 1:53 pm


  • Her pimp
    October 23, 2018 at 1:25 pm

    She is type type that when you’re high on meth/crack/coke you would bang. She’s kinda hot if you are high on uppers and want to fuck anything.

  • Dick LaBone
    October 23, 2018 at 1:21 pm

    Trust me in Hyannus she was a hottie…

  • Art R.
    October 23, 2018 at 1:14 pm

    I would still punch out that brown starfish…. Nice if she could get her prison buddy to join us, just saying.

  • Y
    October 23, 2018 at 1:12 pm

    Don’t put your dick in crazy, especially crazies with criminal records

    • Bobby Finstock
      October 23, 2018 at 1:55 pm

      The only thing better then crazy pussy, is crazy pussy with a criminal record.

      • dave
        October 23, 2018 at 9:18 pm

        Get a vasectomy, and start pumping ‘hope’ in the hoes.

    • SMH
      October 31, 2018 at 5:26 pm

      Well, at least wear a condom.
      Good to be a dealer, trading crack for crack or a blowie.

  • Judge dread
    October 23, 2018 at 12:22 pm

    Photo of the week: her being perp walked in a mini skirt with wrist AND ankle bracelets. Perfect.

    • I_Would_For Sure
      October 23, 2018 at 7:45 pm

      And her tig ole bitties just about falling out.

    • Fo Sho
      Not wid my dick
      October 24, 2018 at 8:25 am

      Bet it’s not the first time she’s been in shackles and what not.

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