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Barnstable Buttnut Gets Arrested For Threatening To Kill Cop On Facebook After Not Pulling Over For Ambulance, Pretends To Respect Cops On Facebook, His Son Probably Hates Him

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Check out this dooshcanoe in Barnstable….

This is what we need more of – start arresting these assholes posting about dead cops on Facebook. First of all, you’re 48 bro. Forty freaking eight. If you’re that old and you’re still going through your “fuck 12” phase, you might wanna reconsider your life choices. Because you are a chud of epic proportions. Might as well buy a flat brimmed Chicago Bulls hat and post exclusively in emojis.

Oh, and for a guy who just wished that a police officer would become the next Sean Gannon, he sure does virtue signal as a boot licker on the Facebook machine:

Dude on Facebook: “Respect the police, back the blue.”

Dude on Facebook after being rightfully pulled over for not pulling over for an ambulance: “Fuck the po-lease. Hope you all die.”

Oh, and he’s a father. But not just a regular Dad. He might be the most obnoxious helicopter Dad on Cape Cod. It seems as if his kid didn’t get enough playing time on the baseball squad so naturally he constantly takes to Facebook to whine about how the coaches don’t know how to evaluate talent:

Translation – the younger kids were better than my kid, and this threatens my fragile masculinity because I live vicariously through my son.

Naturally when he’s not threatening to kill cops on Facebook he’s warning other parents about the dangers of joining a baseball team that apparently plays kids based on their talent level:

I guess he’s being trolled by some fake name on Facebook. Don’t worry though, he’s calling the cops to have them investigate the perp and find out his REAL name.

The same cops he now wants dead.

He really seems to hate this Paul Gonzalez character, who evidently is the coach who elected not to start his son. Thus he did what any reasonable parent would do – declared Facebook Jihad on him:

I’ve never met your son, but I guarantee he hates you. And for the rest of your life you will always be a liability for him.

8 Comment(s)
  • rte2tentresident
    July 28, 2018 at 9:39 am

    Mama Mia! Thats-a one spicy meat-a -ball!

  • Hrump
    July 26, 2018 at 8:31 am

    Nothing good seems to ever come from Facebook, best to stay the hell away altogether. You want to know how uncle Frank in Chicago is doing? Email him or pick up the damn phone. Is seeing mindless photos of someone’s dinner or former classmates truing to look glamorous really worth anyone’s time?

    • Rockets Redglare
      July 26, 2018 at 10:30 am

      HR I couldn’t agree more. Future history lessons will tell of the decay of society due to social media. Get a life people and fuck facebook (and all the rest)…

    • ElJefe72
      July 26, 2018 at 12:27 pm

      Facebook and Twitter are the devil’s work.

  • z
    July 26, 2018 at 7:04 am

    He has issues. But he’s going to the beat the FB charges of “Wanting” the cop dead as opposed that he’s going to make it happen. He sounds like he personally could get wound up to make it happen but that’s not what it says he did. Big difference between “I want..” and “I’m going to…”.

    Everything else is going to keep him occupied for awhile. His best bet is to plead on everything else. His lawyer will tell him that he’s fucked if it goes to a jury trial and he’s still got this attitude in front of the jury.

  • Wade Boggs- Taint
    July 26, 2018 at 6:49 am

    I guarantee you this jizzmop hits his kid.

  • whatevuh
    July 26, 2018 at 6:35 am

    TB I’m begging you, please hire a professional to re-do your website, this is painful . . . .

  • Rockets Redglare
    July 26, 2018 at 4:57 am

    This blog leaves out the best part.

    ” On July 19, 2018 at approximately 2:17 PM Barnstable Police arrested LUNA and transported him to Barnstable District Court where he verbally accosted the Barnstable Police Prosecutor during the arraignment. No Bail was ordered by the court pending a dangerousness hearing on Monday, July 23, 2018 where additional charges were added stemming from LUNA’s actions during the arraignment. He was ordered held without bail until his next court date in August”.

    Another Cape Cod idot…

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