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Hyannis Pube Pancake With History Of Attacking Corrections Officers Claims He Was Victim Of Police Brutality, Posts Pictures The “State Police” Took Of Him In Barnstable Jail

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This is James Corbett from Hyannis:

He’s a career criminal with a cabinet full of Google trophies:

He’s not actually a rapist, as that link refers to another criminal arraigned on the same day. He’s more into destruction of property, vandalism, and A&B. And earlier this week after yet another arrest in Barnstable he posted this on Facebook:

Looks legit. Lots of prisoners get strapped to chairs and then photographed by the cops so they have evidence of police brutality.

We’ll just ignore the fact that he has previously been arrested for attacking CO’s…

James M. Corbett, 22, Danvers Way, Hyannis; assault and battery on a correctional facility employee on February 17 in Bourne; pretrial hearing scheduled for April 14; released on personal recognizance.

He claims that the CO told him that he “does dumb things to get suspended” before attacking the Hyannis Pube Pancake……

Lots of people in law enforcement openly try to get suspended like this. I definitely believe him.

He’s been begging people to share it, and many of the “fuck 12” mafia have obliged him:

He’s also looking for witnesses, who are willing to testify that they saw a picture he posted on Facebook that is clearly not from jail.

So who took the picture? The State Police of course….

Ya got that? The MSP randomly showed up at whatever jail he was incarcerated in and had him pose for these glamour shots so that he would have evidence to use against the Barnstable PD in a civil suit. Definitely.

And the photograph was given to him by his non-existent lawyer:

Who obviously told him to post it on Facebook and beg for people to make it “go viral.”

He’s got some real winners who will be there to support him, including this snatch and sniff who says that staged photographs like this are the reason he doesn’t care when cops get killed:

Uhoh, the Neckbearded Naniburger is “resisting” the cops.

He’s also resisting personal hygiene and giving women orgasms too.

Obviously the Hyannis Hog Gobbler is gangsta as fuck, which is why he subscribes to the Cape Cod Cockmuffin Code – “only God can judge”

And he’s “ready for war”:

Which in this day and age should probably be considered a threat against the police, since career criminals like him have been shooting cops like hot cakes all around Cape Cod. Especially since this walking ball of pubes and grease looks like he’s about to go full Timothy McVeigh up in this bitch.

Anyway, it the pube pancake wants to come on Turtleboy Live tomorrow night to explain how this happened we’d love to have him on so we can ask him some questions. You won’t.

35 Comment(s)
  • StarFace
    December 5, 2019 at 2:42 pm

    Go look at youtube of inmate extractions theres people just like me and you who die in that chair you thinks its a big joke intill your in that situation. Notice i mean notice how close the shooting of sean gannon the cop who died from getting shot by a inmate that i just did 6 months with in barnstable county correctional facility so if you dont think theres repercussions for inhumane shit like that…… Matter of fact go stick on a cop badge blue lives matter. Ill be waving the black flag with the skull and bones

    • george costanza
      The angry taint
      December 5, 2019 at 4:26 pm

      Extraction you say? Meaning you won’t come out willingly? So I’m assuming they come in and drag your dumb asses out? Good. Remember you are in there because you can’t follow simple rules like oh idk don’t be a piece of shit. Not too hard to do for the majority of us.

    • Anyone with face tats should be tortured and killed
      January 1, 2021 at 4:19 am

      This kid Corbett is a fuckin moron and always has been. He’s constantly on the book claiming to be a Crip and a porn star. Kid’s friggin delusional. His boyfriend isn’t a bad guy though.

  • Mokey Tamer
    August 5, 2018 at 9:01 pm

    This kid is a piece of shit!

    He beat his girlfriend’s ass then thought the screws were going to take his shit.

    This loser stepped into it with the screw and thought he was a tough ass

    The loser got his ass beat by a female screw who used his skinny white ass like a dish towel.

    He’s now crying like a little bitch.

    Tell the truth scum tard a female screw kicked the living shit out of you when you stepped into her and tried to hit her.

    Bitch I was there and I might go to court to tell everyone how much of a little pussy ass bitch you are.

    This white ass bitch was put in protective custody since every con on the block wanted to kick his stupid white ass.

    Man Up pussy ass little white bitch.

  • Blue Meanie
    August 3, 2018 at 11:45 pm

    Yeah, he didn’t get tagged for good behavior. He got his ass bundled for assaulting someone.
    You go into the timeout chair when you’re a complete asshole acting out violently.
    No screw ever does shit to get intentionally suspended. That can easily turn into a termination.
    They’re the red headed stepkids of Law Enforcement, put into the shittiest situations with the highest risk and subject to Monday morning quarterbacks that like nothing better than to write up anyone in blue.
    Ask any CO that you know, they’ll back up what I’m saying here.
    There’s a reason it is said, “We walk the toughest beat.”
    All that aside, what’s up with that mullet? Does he wear it that way to provoke a fight? Foolish looking fuck.

  • Jack
    August 3, 2018 at 10:55 pm

    Appalling to say the least. Has the criminal record to match his appearance on top of it. 24 and so much more!

    • Werds are haard too spel
      August 5, 2018 at 12:16 am

      Even with automatic spell check, he still writes like an illiterate retard. He might not deserve conmensastion, but I for one would like to offer him congratulations on being able to so mangle a word that the phone couldn’t even figure out what he was trying to say and correct it for him.

      • Miley Cyrus
        May 9, 2020 at 8:14 pm

        no offense but you called someone out for spelling errors and you have a made up word in your fucking thing. im not defending the loser, but I always call out idiots being hypocritical…. fuckin dummy

  • Will Crusher
    August 3, 2018 at 10:45 pm

    Jesus Tits, you beer-swilling Turtleboy writers LOVE cops! Whats the attraction, guys? Did you all play football together in high school?

    • MrSmiley
      August 3, 2018 at 10:58 pm

      So defending someone who’s ink clearly isn’t nazi propaganda is wrong? O0okkeee guy. Back to masslive with you.

    • dont worry bout it
      May 9, 2020 at 8:13 pm

      no offense but you called someone out for spelling errors and you have a made up word in your fucking thing. im not defending the loser, but I always call out idiots being hypocritical…. fuckin dummy

  • John J Rambo
    August 3, 2018 at 8:07 pm

    You drew first blood not me BITCH.
    I ended it quick BITCH

  • Linda
    August 3, 2018 at 5:44 pm

    First thing that should happen the minute these chuds get arrested is that they should be strapped into that chair and a barber cuts their damn hair. All crew cuts in jail. Men and women. Dirty cucks.

  • Trap Lives Matter
    August 3, 2018 at 5:26 pm

    That internet lawyer who gave him “evedince” must have really sucked since an hour later he was trying to find a lawyer for “comsenation for premitt nevre damage”. And that jail uniform looks real. Definitely.

  • Joe Dirt
    August 3, 2018 at 4:39 pm

    Joe Dirt called, he wants his squirrel pelt hairdo back,
    Looks the same with or without the hat.
    ( and it’s pronounced deer-tay.)

  • The angry taint
    The angry taint
    August 3, 2018 at 4:07 pm

    First off happy belated birthday young man! Your first 24 years have been so productive……and cut your hair you look like chrissy hinds with a beard

  • Spankster
    August 3, 2018 at 3:53 pm

    Shit just got real. He’s gonna suspena someone!!

  • Y
    August 3, 2018 at 3:50 pm

    Watch what these judges in Novi, Michigan give a nonviolent scumbag for bond (MA should follow suit):

    • Oliver Wendell Holmes
      August 3, 2018 at 4:20 pm

      The key phrase is “protection of society is a viable concern when setting bond”.

      Massachusetts courts, take notice.

  • Frank Rizzo
    August 3, 2018 at 3:39 pm

    top ten mullet hairdo! what an asswipe, if i looked like him i wouldnt want my picture taken ever. oh well stupid people dont realize that theyre stupid i guess

  • z
    August 3, 2018 at 3:08 pm

    He isn’t dressed like Timothy McVeigh.

    Dressed more like Eric Frein who wished he was a Serbian soldier. This was guy who killed the cop in the Poconos and hid out for couple of weeks. A real head case. Uped the ante from playing soldier. Took a 1000 cops to find him.

  • not woke
    August 3, 2018 at 2:38 pm

    looks like he’s transitioning…to Neanderthal man

  • Hughbo Mont
    August 3, 2018 at 2:26 pm

    LOL The chin strap twat looks like Dick Rude in the movie Repo Man.

    • z
      August 3, 2018 at 3:16 pm

      HEHEHEHEHEH. Love that movie.

      Duke: The lights are growing dim Otto. I know a life of crime has led me to this sorry fate, and yet, I blame society. Society made me what I am.

      Otto: That’s bullshit. You’re a white suburban punk just like me.

      Duke: Yeah, but it still hurts.

      My favorite is
      Miller: John Wayne was a fag.

      All: The hell he was.

      Miller: He was, too, you boys. I installed two-way mirrors in his pad in Brentwood, and he come to the door in a dress.

      • z
        August 3, 2018 at 3:24 pm

        found 2 more lines after that

        Oly: That don’t mean nothing, Miller. A lot of straight guys like to watch their buddies ****. I know I do.
        Otto Plettschner: Damn straight!

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 3, 2018 at 2:01 pm

    Hyanus is a fucking sewer of humanity and I avoid it. Nice to see another judge RPR someone assaulting a prison gaurd. Social media posts should be presented at bail hearings…

    • z
      August 3, 2018 at 3:10 pm


      Was that on purpose?

      • Rockets Redglare
        August 3, 2018 at 4:08 pm

        Hyanus is my nickname for Hyanpiss so yes it was

    • z
      August 3, 2018 at 3:23 pm


      Oly: That don’t mean nothing, Miller. A lot of straight guys like to watch their buddies ****. I know I do.
      Otto Plettschner: Damn straight!

  • Y
    August 3, 2018 at 1:55 pm

  • Dan Doherty
    August 3, 2018 at 1:50 pm

    As long as they’re collecting checks, corrections officer and all all law enforcement officer should be held strictly accountable for any physical violence made after a suspect or prisoner is detained. A single punch thrown to a detained inmate, however Big an asshole he may be, is no better than the behavior of the criminals themselves.

    The cops we honor don’t pull that bullshit, they conduct themselves professionally and serve the people. These losers who think they’re in a street fight with every criminal they arrest only think that way because they’re basically criminals themselves. They see these guys as opponents instead of bodies for the criminal justice system, and that attitude has no place in professional society.

    I know the democrats in Massachusetts want to honor and protect union members above all else, but we can’t have people who are terrible at their jobs getting protection from their political connections.

    • z
      August 3, 2018 at 2:58 pm

      If he can prove it, sure. If all there is, is this, it’s not happening.

      They are allowed to use force if you are an asshole. He has a history of being an asshole.

      Now, if you were “just” in jail with no prior history of being an asshole while in jail and
      you got ruffed up, you have something because your time in jail is going tick/tock/tick/tock..
      I think tick/tock/tick/BAM/tock/BAM/ would raise some inquires as to the BAM.

    • MrSmiley
      August 3, 2018 at 4:46 pm

      So do you know the SOP for this jail? Pretty much every block especially seg units have cameras. This dude is a lying sack o sheit. There is a pattern here. If you see his institutional record this wouldn’t be the first time in the happy chair. Contrary to what you believe no one goes to work and says yesss let’s beat this loser’s ass just for giggles.

  • Michael Hunt
    Mike Hunt
    August 3, 2018 at 1:42 pm

    “I am suspena U”

  • bigdaddy
    August 3, 2018 at 1:35 pm

    How not to get beaten up by correction officers in jail
    step 1 Obey the law

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