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This is James Corbett from Hyannis:
He’s a career criminal with a cabinet full of Google trophies:
He’s not actually a rapist, as that link refers to another criminal arraigned on the same day. He’s more into destruction of property, vandalism, and A&B. And earlier this week after yet another arrest in Barnstable he posted this on Facebook:
Looks legit. Lots of prisoners get strapped to chairs and then photographed by the cops so they have evidence of police brutality.
We’ll just ignore the fact that he has previously been arrested for attacking CO’s…
James M. Corbett, 22, Danvers Way, Hyannis; assault and battery on a correctional facility employee on February 17 in Bourne; pretrial hearing scheduled for April 14; released on personal recognizance.
He claims that the CO told him that he “does dumb things to get suspended” before attacking the Hyannis Pube Pancake……
Lots of people in law enforcement openly try to get suspended like this. I definitely believe him.
He’s been begging people to share it, and many of the “fuck 12” mafia have obliged him:
He’s also looking for witnesses, who are willing to testify that they saw a picture he posted on Facebook that is clearly not from jail.
So who took the picture? The State Police of course….
Ya got that? The MSP randomly showed up at whatever jail he was incarcerated in and had him pose for these glamour shots so that he would have evidence to use against the Barnstable PD in a civil suit. Definitely.
And the photograph was given to him by his non-existent lawyer:
Who obviously told him to post it on Facebook and beg for people to make it “go viral.”
He’s got some real winners who will be there to support him, including this snatch and sniff who says that staged photographs like this are the reason he doesn’t care when cops get killed:
Uhoh, the Neckbearded Naniburger is “resisting” the cops.
He’s also resisting personal hygiene and giving women orgasms too.
Obviously the Hyannis Hog Gobbler is gangsta as fuck, which is why he subscribes to the Cape Cod Cockmuffin Code – “only God can judge”
And he’s “ready for war”:
Which in this day and age should probably be considered a threat against the police, since career criminals like him have been shooting cops like hot cakes all around Cape Cod. Especially since this walking ball of pubes and grease looks like he’s about to go full Timothy McVeigh up in this bitch.
Anyway, it the pube pancake wants to come on Turtleboy Live tomorrow night to explain how this happened we’d love to have him on so we can ask him some questions. You won’t.