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Yarmouth Peroxide Poundcake Who Left 3 Month Old In Running Car While She Was In Twin River Casino Is Defending Her Honor On Facebook And Never Should’ve Been Able To Leave A Hospital With A Baby

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Source: A South Yarmouth woman left her 3-month-old baby alone in a running vehicle outside a Rhode Island casino for about 90 minutes Wednesday while she was inside, according to police. Lincoln police charged Halston Borglund, 26, with cruelty or neglect of a child. A warrant also was issued for Borglund out of Barnstable District Court on Thursday for an alleged probation violation in a 2015 case, where she pleaded guilty to a charge of larceny of a drug.

An officer at Twin River Casino was informed by security at around 10 a.m. Wednesday that a child had been left alone in a parked vehicle. Authorities found the girl inside a running sport utility vehicle with a window down. Borglund came out of the casino and allegedly said she left the baby alone for just a few minutes while she ran inside to retrieve keys. Casino security said she actually had entered at around 8:30 a.m.

The baby was evaluated at a hospital and taken into state care.

It’s kind of insane how Cape Cod gives us more ratchets per capita these days than Lawrence, Fall River, and Worcester combined.

Most ratchets would lay low after being arrested for leaving a 3 month old baby alone in a running car outside of a casino for an hour and half. Not this peroxide poundcake though. She took to Facebook to let the world know that no one knows the whole story……

Evidently there’s a way to explain yourself out of leaving a child in a running car where any casino cooch critter could jump inside and take off with the baby.

Shocking it’s not her first time being arrested either. She’s got Google trophies that enjoy raw dog  so much they’ve produced their own new generation of Google trophies….

According to the Barnstable docket, a notice of probation violation was filed July 30 and Borglund’s probation officers requested the warrant Thursday. In the 2015 case, she stole fentanyl, an extremely powerful opiate, from an unconscious patient who was receiving the medication through an intravenous line, according to police reports. Borglund has a total of six cases in the Barnstable court dating back to 2010, excluding traffic violations, court records show. Three cases were filed in 2010 and two cases in 2012, and all are closed, leaving the 2015 case. In January 2010, she was charged with assault and battery. The charge was dismissed the following month at the request of the victim, according to the docket from the case.

In May 2010, Borglund was charged with assault and battery and malicious destruction of property. That case was dismissed in June of that year because the victim failed to cooperate, according to the docket. In July of that year, she was charged with receiving stolen property. She pleaded guilty in January 2011, according to the docket. Although the terms of the plea are not in the file, it states that the case was “continued without a finding” and a probation order was entered. She was “discharged on all counts” and the case was closed on Oct. 25, 2015, according to the docket.

On Aug. 16, 2012, she was charged with 18 counts, including identity fraud, writing bad checks, theft and vandalization. She pleaded guilty to 10 counts in April 2013, which was followed by a probation violation and the termination of her probation in June 2014, according to the docket. On Aug. 28, 2012, she was charged with larceny and breaking and entering in the daytime. She pleaded guilty in April 2013 and, after violating her probation, was sentenced to jail on June 10, 2014. The docket does not state what sentence she received.

In other words, she always has been and always will be a sloppy junkbox criminal. Good thing she not only was able to remain out of jail, but also her pregnancy and birth didn’t raise any flags with DCF.

Seriously, is there no database for this shit? She didn’t give birth in a bath tub. She registered at a hospital somewhere, and we all paid for her stay there. Is it that hard to put something in the computer where it starts beeping really loudly when queef farms like this show up to give birth? Christ, we do credit background checks to buy furniture from Jordan’s, but we let people like this plop out fuck trophies at the taxpayer’s expense, let them leave the facility with a 3 day old baby, and then assume that everything will turn out OK.

It’s OK though, because according to her the birth of her daughter changed her for the better……

Translation – she makes the John’s wear a Jimmy hat now.

This should be the first sign that a child should be taken from their parents…..

If you openly talk about going to “meetings” then you’re still a junkie. You might be clean for a couple weeks straight and get a participation sticker for it, but you could relapse at any moment and you’re certainly not fit to raise a human being.

It’s pretty gross how she’s been playing the loving Mom on Facebook for the last few months too….

And shockingly the spunk donor is still in the picture too…..

She makes it seem like he’s a loving and caring father, and not some junkbox jizz factory…..

Except he’s got even more Google trophies than her….

A Yarmouth man with 59 previous criminal charges was tased during a police chase Thursday. Kevin Wordell, 25, had a warrant for recently stealing fentanyl from a local medical facility, police said. On Thursday at about 1 p.m., a Yarmouth police officer saw Wordell walking behind the Auto Zone on Route 28, police said. Wordell ran off, police said.

“The suspect continued to run until he slipped and fell in a small snow bank,” police said in a statement. “Officer Ambrosini fell on top of him and the suspect turned around and squared up in an assaultive manner with his fists clenched. Ambrosini deployed his Taser device but the probes did not connect and the suspect continued to run.

“Officer Ambrosini caught up to the suspect and took him down in the area of Jupiter Lane behind Shaw’s Market. Officer Ambrosini re-deployed his Taser and the suspect was taken in to custody.”

Just another Yarmouth resident with 59 criminal charges, walking the streets and reproducing like a starfish. If you like committing a shitload of crimes and you don’t like going to jail, move to Cape Cod.

Except it looks like he’s gonna spend a couple days in Air B and Barnstable because he was arrested again a couple days before his dick cushion girlfriend….

It’s hard to schedule in those probation visits when you’re busy skipping “meetings” and leaving your kids in the car outside of the casino.

This poor baby deserves a shot at life:

She’s right, she is perfect. And if she is allowed anywhere near these degenerate mongoloids ever again she will end up just like them, trapped in a cycle of poverty, drug abuse, and Google trophies. She cannot be reformed or fixed. This is just who she is. She will continue to feed her “disease” until she dies at the ripe old age of 38. If the gift of motherhood wasn’t enough to knock sense into her than all the meetings in the world won’t do shit either.

I’d love to see someone in the State Legislature propose some kind of bill that requires hospitals to run names of all patients through a criminal database, and get them to alert DCF when a snatchimal like this reproduces. Because obviously this is a problem that will keep happening so long as people like her can walk out of hospitals with babies and be entrusted to give care for them the way a child needs to be cared for. This would actually give the State Legislature something productive to do instead of making it easier for criminals to stay out of jail, or giving themselves another pay raise. Find out who your state rep is and send them an email demanding that they take some sort of action to protect children like this from their dangerous parents.

30 Comment(s)
  • CapeKnowledge
    June 25, 2020 at 5:52 am

    The fetinol they stole was from Wordell’s dying alcoholic father. They went to visit him and left with his pain meds. Now they lock all the fetinol IV bags due to this incedant. I heard first hand the whole family was “white trash”.

  • Uncle of a nephew adopted with both birth parents still alive and living off the system
    August 18, 2018 at 9:14 pm

    The best we can hope for is the two of them miraculously get themselves clean to properly raise their baby and not have any other kids. Realistically they both need to drop dead from an od soon, and have the kid placed in the care of loving, adoptive parents. Btw, this country needs to do closed adoptions pronto.

  • KiKi
    August 18, 2018 at 4:12 pm

    Of course she’s friends with the girl who was on fucking Maury. Nasty creatures

  • Boobs Explained in One Picture
    August 18, 2018 at 9:01 am

    Her tits are bigger than the baby! No wonder men love tits so much, it’s their first contact in life. Women have tits and secretly enjoy their own every day so don’t miss them.

  • IHateRatchets
    August 18, 2018 at 7:21 am

    POS can’t even spell her own child’s name. She wrote Laelah in one place and Layla in another. If you can’t spell your child’s name correctly you need to have the kid taken away.

  • Squirtleboy
    August 18, 2018 at 4:20 am

    This was depressing

    • Noseface
      August 18, 2018 at 6:34 am

      Dem titties though….

  • Native Caper
    August 17, 2018 at 11:45 pm

    These two are human sewage. When the news of this sow’s adventure in Rhode Island first came out I remembered reading about her in the paper for her crimes in the past. But Wordell is a legend of the Cape Cod scumbag community, very well known to anyone who has been exposed to local news over the last few years The saddest part might be that the Yarmouth Police has busted these two subhumans time after time….but the court system down here just keeps turning them loose on the community. The best thing that could happen is that the baby goes up for adoption and the Peroxide Poundcake (haha) and her sperm donor die soon from an overdose. It would be so romantic if they could od together!

    • Hughbo Mont
      August 19, 2018 at 4:55 am

      But, but, but, the prison-industrial complex… and everybody deserves a 33rd chance. Send them all to central Puerto Rico and let them ratchet away.

  • Ray Patriarca
    Old Gumshoe
    August 17, 2018 at 9:52 pm

    Both these assholes should be forcibly neutered. I’m sooooo sick and tired of working my ass off every week, to support shitbags like this.
    Love Kevin’s cute little man-bun. Wanna bet what political party he supports?
    These new coppers need to give the tasers a rest. Back in my day, if he squared up with me, he would have received a “hickory haircut” from a 20″ hunk of lumber. No worries if the probe is gonna connect. The hickory ALWAYS connects.
    Fuck the assholes.
    Cops are playing too nice these days.

  • The Vorlon
    The Vorlon
    August 17, 2018 at 9:11 pm

    Too bad we can’t brand these oxygen thief’s so Narcan is not wasted on them.

  • (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
    August 17, 2018 at 8:26 pm

    Kevin Wordell, 25, of South Yarmouth, and Halston Borglund, 23, of Marlboro, were each charged with one count of larceny of a controlled substance from an authorized person.

    Cape Cod Hospital staff told the police that after checking on an unconscious patient in the intensive care unit, they noticed his 250 milliliter intravenous bag of fentanyl citrate was missing.

    They are both sick excuses of humans. Karma please hurry!

  • Rockets Redglare
    August 17, 2018 at 7:27 pm

    #1 shithole on Cape Cod? Hyanus. Nestled serenely next to Hyanus is #2, Yarmouth. Home of the homeless, drug addicted, meth lab producing illegal alien scumbags of the earth. Judicial system is as soft as fucking church music. Stab someone bail set at 2500$. Caught running a whorehouse? 50K. 3 and four? East Falmouth/Falmouth. Not surprised at all….

  • PeatRepeat
    August 17, 2018 at 7:05 pm

    fat whorey skank.I feel bad for the bambino. The sperm donor needs a beating.Why does the state fund this ratchetry? just euthanize these worthless scum

  • WeAreFucked
    August 17, 2018 at 6:50 pm

    Yup. We’re Fucked. Guess what happens when DCF takes the baby? More time for those two to make another baby. And so the cycle repeats. The government created Heroin to rid our sad world of the weak. It’s working people. Hang on just another couple decades…

  • Bunghole Jones
    August 17, 2018 at 5:52 pm

    Ever notice how lowlifes always have at least 1 kind of silly drama happening at all times? Someone stole something from them, a massive car crash, unjustly arrested (again), a restraining order had to be taken out, etc., etc. Being irresponsible, reckless, and plain dumb is a lifestyle way too many people live in schmuck-o parts of town in Massachusetts…

  • Maggie the Cat
    August 17, 2018 at 5:12 pm

    Poor, doomed baby. How terribly sad.

  • Lala
    August 17, 2018 at 5:00 pm

    You do realize mongoloid is an honest to god race right? angoloid, negroid and mongoloid? There’s only 3…

  • Frank Rizzo
    August 17, 2018 at 4:51 pm

    kinda nice tits

    • WeAreFucked
      August 17, 2018 at 6:52 pm

      Frankie… C’mon. She weighs 275 pounds. Of course she has big tits.

  • Yuck
    August 17, 2018 at 4:32 pm

    Curb stomp the nasty bitch!

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 17, 2018 at 4:22 pm

    Give the child to some good parents who cannot have their own and then euthanize these two criminal addicts

  • Lipstickhippie
    Lipstick Hippie
    August 17, 2018 at 4:20 pm

    What a fucking skank.

  • I feel soooo bad for that baby
    August 17, 2018 at 3:13 pm

    Is it me….or is that newborn crying even more than normal in that picture? She looks absolutely heartbroken looking at the two parents you was unfortunately born to.

  • Judge dread
    August 17, 2018 at 2:56 pm

    This woman is disgusting. Between that smug smile mugshot from her arrest to all her virtue signaling baby posts led me to assume this woman is a class a white trash douchebag. This is everything wrong with american society. Social media has turned the low iq/weak minded into naraccists and borderline personality disorder attention whores. These hood rats would use their children as props just to get likes on social media- while neglecting the children at the same time. I hope these junkies get 15 minutes of visitation time a month in the dcf visitors room just to remind them they can’t have their kid back.

    • Abcd
      August 17, 2018 at 6:02 pm


    • itsjustme
      August 17, 2018 at 7:57 pm

      Notice she looks absolutely trashed in every picture, including the one she loves of her and her friend, both holding infants, both looking like junkies?

      If I just lost my kid, and got arrested for potentially harming them, even if it was because I was a scumbag junkie, I would be hysterical, not smiling for my mugshot.

    • (⌐■_■)=/̵͇̿̿/’̿’̿ ̿ ̿̿ ̿̿ ̿̿
      August 17, 2018 at 8:31 pm

      I hope this baby gets adopted. These ppl don’t want a child. She is holding them back. That’s why she was left in the car while mommy searched for her dealer in twin rivers. And he smug smile makes me want to choke the shit out of her!!!

  • SnarkyRider
    August 17, 2018 at 2:23 pm

    Thunder c**t.
    She will always be a selfish addict. She already proved it like treating her newborn in the car for an hour + like a bag of leftover food. I desperately hope grandparents get custody of this baby. The father/ babydaddy (I’m assuming), is a low life as well. There’s no hope for this baby with degenerates like these. DCF… keep on her please

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