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Legal Coyote Hunting Contest In Cape Cod Has SJWs All Riled Up

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A gun store in Hyannis is causing a lot of buzz down the Cape because they’re sponsoring a coyote hunting contest:

Let me just say this – coyotes can go straight to hell. I feel the same way I do about them as I do about sharks – they need to stay away from humans completely. Failure to do so should be a death sentence. I don’t care how majestic they are or what their role is in the food chain. It’s a big world and animals like this need to go to Yellowstone or some other protected area where they can hunt turkeys and squirrels till the cows come home.

And don’t give me any bullshit about us invading on their land. Bitch, we are humans. We’re #1. We’re smarter and more advanced than every other species. This is how Darwinism works. If they were as crafty as us they’d kill us all too.

Coyotes have no business being on Cape Cod. The Cape is an island. These idiots decided to swim across the channel because they ran out of pets to eat in Plymouth. Therefore coyotes have no natural predators and can pretty much do whatever they want. And because it’s an island they’re gonna run out of prey to hunt so they’re gonna start eating your cats and dogs. It’s happening all over Massachusetts. My dog matters more than some stupid coyote. Get them the hell out of here. They’re disgusting, vile creatures that can’t live amongst us.

Anyway, Powderhorn Outfitter’s contest is getting SJWs all hot and bothered because they’re posting pictures like this:

Boo-hoo. The only good coyote is a dead coyote. The outrage patrol disagrees with our assessment and is out in full force:


I hope all these people’s cats and dogs get eaten by coyotes. If not then their first born children. It would be so perfect.

These people are insane:

Coyotes are our brothers? My brothers don’t eat my cats. I don’t want to coexist with them. I want them gone. Period.

OK then Suzan, please, give up your house to a family of starving coyotes. After all, they were here first. Oh right, you’re not gonna do that because you enjoy the fruits and long term benefits of imperialism and westward expansion too much to make any sort of sacrifices.

This woman seems normal:

A hyphenated last name. Shocking. She brings up a great point though – there’s no difference between killing and skinning a coyote and killing and skinning a human being. That is a well thought out and rational point that should be taken seriously.

Anyway, thanks hunters for all that you do. It’s not pretty to look at, but ultimately you do what is necessary to keep the rest of us safe from these predators. Good looks!

33 Comment(s)
  • Torch621
    June 16, 2018 at 10:22 pm

    sheesh you guys can be mean

  • Rufus Lee King
    March 8, 2018 at 6:26 pm

    Every one of these crying twats should go watch beef butchered. These hypocrites don’t give one fuck. They’ll stuff their gullets with big macs while sitting on leather upholstery but get get their skivies in a knot seeing dead animals. Bunch of tools.

  • Convict #127764004
    February 8, 2018 at 9:41 am

    These douchebags are the reason all my Facebook accounts are currently serving lengthy Facebook prison sentences. I get so mad just seeing them and my anger grows tenfold when I can’t comment. Then I get out of FB prison and unleash 30 days of pent up anger and go right back in again. I’m telling you, FB is racist against us white folk and the system is designed to keep us in jail. It’s systematic racism coupled with FB prison industrial complex. We are pawns in a much larger game people! Wake up!

  • Roger
    February 7, 2018 at 10:38 pm

    I don’t wanna come off as a tree hugger, but I’m not for hunting animals you’re not going to eat.  What annoys me is the Facebook pics they take with the animals.  It’s just to be “cool”.  Coyotes aren’t that bad.  I see them constantly.  They’re more scared of us than we are of them.  And that’s a fack!   I go mountain biking and literally stumble across packs of them in the forests.  Not once have I felt nervous about them being there.  Now with that said, I think they should be captured and relocated.  They do go after small game which peoples children and pets can seem like low hanging fruit to them. 

  • Heat Miser
    February 7, 2018 at 10:26 pm

    Why can’t they just catch them with those giant dog nets, and put them up for adoption to some nice family? I have a coyote-chiahuahua mix, AKA a coyhuahua or a chiyote as they’re known. Cost me $1500 from a breeder with lobster hands and an eye patch in Maine. He’s a great dog except for the fact that he’s always foaming at the mouth, and trying to bite people and animals and me. Tell you what though, nobody fucks with me when I walk him up Hampton Beach in the summer. 

  • Brian Albrecht
    February 7, 2018 at 10:17 pm

    Any one who is afraid of a coyote is a straight fucking bitch. HOLY SHIT DO FOXES SCARE YOU TOO? or have you just never seen one and think everything new is scary.

    SJW HUNTER YOU JUST MADE A MORTAL ENEMY, I’m placing the ALBRECHT curse on you, you fucking sidewinding piece of shit. GET FUCKED BY AN AIDS DICK! Seriously this is the worst take ive ever seen, has the actual turtle boy read this blog? ITS AWFUL, and you’re a fucking idiot. THE CAPE IS AN ISLAND… AHHAH SO FUNNY. TELL ME ABOUT THE TUNNEL TOO! YOURE SO FUNNY AND ORIGINAL.

    P.S I bet SJW HUNTER would 100% use the cape cod tunnel as a joke. just a total retard like BRET K.


    • Stephon
      February 8, 2018 at 11:38 am

      Brian do you also offer the coyotes you ‘sledgehammer fist’ or whatever gay shit you call it? You are probably trying to make some coy-albrechts you bestiality performing mother fucker! Now go to Kohls and steal me some Jerseys boy!

  • Mike
    February 7, 2018 at 8:39 pm

    I like reading an article I disagree with and makes me angry. If I agreed with everything written I would question my perspective on life.

    Celebrating the killing of wild animals by making a contest of it is pretty disgusting.  All these photos of people mugging to the camera with a coyote who’s life they extinguished makes me want to punch me them in the face. Coyotes do what they do because they need to eat too. As our population grows we displace more and more wild animals and they must figure out a way to survive. Coyotes have found that small domestic pets make easy meals. Sucks, but that’s nature.

    We have so much compassion for the dregs of our society. The addicted, the lazy, the criminal, etc. we pay to house, feed, treat and imprison them, but coyotes deserve death? I would rather we kill career criminals and use the savings to create a sanctuary for coyotes away from urban areas.

    • Coy-Ratchet Killer
      February 7, 2018 at 8:43 pm

      Or we could kill both

    • Roder
      February 8, 2018 at 7:06 am

      ….(mic drop)

  • Donna
    February 7, 2018 at 8:00 pm

    This is discussing! Why are you killing them?!! Why can’t you just relocate them?! Then you hang them up for show! I hope you all suffer as you do to them!

    • Well, No Shit
      February 7, 2018 at 9:59 pm



    • Relocating wildlife is a crime in MA
      February 8, 2018 at 3:46 am

      *****The More You Know****——-

    • Rick Shaw
      Rick Shaw
      February 8, 2018 at 12:20 pm

      Donna you are a fucking mental midget. So let’s relocate Coyotes whose populations are out of control? Wild pigs are out of control down south, they cost taxpayers 1.5 billion in damages each year. Should we relocate them? Do you have a big yard and little dogs? If so, lets relocate them to your house. My bad, the projects don’t have yards. On another note, you must be fucking illiterate. If I never got past the 6th grade, I wouldn’t be posting on public forums.

  • SJW Buffett
    February 7, 2018 at 7:38 pm

    Hey, Liz Hales-Shames. We agree!! So fun. Lets have a tax payer versus tax consumer test fr who gets to eat who!!! FUN!! Soylant Green in full effect thanks to YOU

    I am betting that you are first on the buffet.
    Even without the parasite on society test, I still wait for your application. Should we knock on your door when we get hungry? Or should we wait until you violate an SJW norm?

    Yum Yum Torches are lit !!!

  • Linda
    February 7, 2018 at 7:35 pm

    Wait…Cape Cod is an island?

    • Goose
      February 7, 2018 at 9:41 pm

      I mean, it’s a cape. A cape is a cape and an island is an island. However, for all intents and purposes, one could argue that a cape is a type of island.

      • Get a grip
        February 7, 2018 at 11:04 pm

        The cape is not an island and the sjwhunter was denied any form of education with the exception of Morton Downey Jr reruns. Summer school consisted of exclusively jerry springer.

  • Roadrunner
    February 7, 2018 at 5:59 pm

    Please, can some north shore gun shop have a contest for those of us up here? I need to look into licensing for this and allowable weapons.

    • Kano
      February 7, 2018 at 7:45 pm

      All you need is a hunting license and anything chambered in .223 or 5.56 and you’re GTG. They ain’t as easy to “harvest” as you might think. They are wily.

      • Roadrunner
        February 7, 2018 at 7:55 pm

        I didn’t think you could discharge rifle round bigger than .22lr in Eastern Mass?

  • Steven Stover
    February 7, 2018 at 5:35 pm

    Anyone wanna wager that these coyote lovers have never opposed abortion? …. Cause they follow the party line and never think on their won.

  • Well, No Shit
    February 7, 2018 at 5:32 pm

    More moronic activists.

    “Coyotes are our brothers.” Yeah. Sure. The predatory brother, who you don’t leave around your kids, because he can’t be trusted. 

    Get fucked, Nutjobs. 

  • Jake
    February 7, 2018 at 5:30 pm

    When their dogs and cats mysteriously disappear. Many times it is coyotes devouring them. Same here in this area, have seen them in the city and on the highways too. Also, would be much smarter if they don’t show the hunters with the dead coyotes. That just stirs up the opponents as a rule, serves no purpose as a whole. Would add, deer should be hunted much more in this state too. Lyme disease, car accidents, etc.

  • citypoint
    Stan the man
    February 7, 2018 at 4:31 pm

    The minute a coyote eats a member of the crazy cat lady’s cat collection they’ll be screaming for coyote control.

  • Troubled Nostrils
    February 7, 2018 at 2:31 pm

    Thinning out the coyote packs does everyone and everything some good – including the ‘yotes themselves. Yes, the images of bloody ‘yotes aren’t easy to look at and probably subliminally remind folks of dead pets, but the damn things need some killin’!

  • Beautiful one
    February 7, 2018 at 2:13 pm

    Please come to sagamore beach and kill these fucking coyotes.

  • AgingCynic
    February 7, 2018 at 2:08 pm

    Nice to see that Liz still has her hyphen intact.

  • The Road Runner
    February 7, 2018 at 1:51 pm

    Wile E. can suck my feathered balls.

  • CoyoteKiller
    February 7, 2018 at 1:48 pm

    These people crying about the ecosystem are idiots! If the coyotes are coming in to the neighborhoods looking for food and taking people’s cats and dogs, which by the way I have lost three cats in the past 10 years to coyotes, that means that they are overpopulated and cannot find food in the areas that they are living. Which is why the states of this country allow regulated hunts!
    And to the other idiots crying about population control, we have that also. It’s called immigration! But the moonbats want to let all the illegals in here and let them stay which overpopulates our country and then give them handouts while the rest of us work our asses off to pay taxes to support them!

  • GroundHog
    February 7, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    Watch the intro to “Road Kill” sometimes. A car show. The intro start with a car barreling assing out of a side road onto the main drag. The camera is on the car as it comes toward the camera and the camera pans as it drives away.

    As it drives away taking up most of the screen is a dead coyote with blood on and in front of it.

    I had a nephew who saw it and said “What the Fuck???”

    • Goose
      February 7, 2018 at 9:38 pm

      …did you have a point?

  • Stunt Penis
    February 7, 2018 at 1:47 pm

    another article which illustrates facebook is populated by nothing but complete retards.

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