Social Justice Warriors

Basic Becky Outraged That Ariana Grande Tanning Is “Blackface Light,” Forgets That She Tans Too


Remember this basic Becky from Holden named Andrea Lloyd who accused the Holden Police of being the driving force behind Turtleboy, and demanded that her mutual friends stop being friends with Uncle Turtleboy?

Well I actually became Facebook friends with her using a fake account after that blog, so I still get to see a window into the mind of a modern day woke spokeswoman. Today’s outrage was too funny not to share.

Yup. It’s no longer woke enough to just be upset about blackface. Now you have to pretend to care about “blackface light.” AKA tanning. Hopefully Andrea never spends any time in New Jersey, because her head will literally explode.

Here’s the best part. Before:


Oh look. She tans too. It’s almost as if women look better when they have a tan. Next time you go to the beach make sure you check in with Andrea and the SJWs first to make sure you’re using an appropriate amount of SPF.

For what it’s worth, Ariana Grande is Sicilian. Crotchety Italian people from the boot part of the country often refer to them as Africans because they’re so close to Tunisia, and migrants often end up in Sicily. It’s also right on the Mediterranean, it’s sunny all year long, and people there over time have developed darker skin that traditional Europeans. But yea, check your white privilege Ariana Grande!

Of course the reality is that no one REALLY cares about blackface. That’s why Jimmy Kimmel didn’t have his career destroyed when he went on the Man Show, dressed as Karl Malone, and tried to perpetuate the stereotype of black athletes as being ignorant. Now the same people who claim to be offended by blackface quote him all the time as a hero of the resistance. They don’t actually though. There isn’t a single person in this country, black or white, who loses a minute of sleep over it. These people just wake up every morning looking for something to be outraged about because they’re boring, uninteresting people with nothing to talk about. And every day they move the goalposts about what free people are allowed to do in an allegedly free society. They should be mocked and laughed at. Resist them at all costs.

P.S. I laughed out loud at this one too:

Yea guys, Venezuela is the BAD kind of socialism. Handing control of your lives and finances to the government isn’t in any way, shape, or form authoritarianism, and couldn’t POSSIBLY lead to any sort of corruption.


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36 Comment(s)
  • Pete Davidson
    February 15, 2019 at 8:53 am

    I fucked Becky. With a soft dick too, just kind of dropped it in that hole. We were both texting the entire time, it was awesome. Got a joint?

  • Hugh-Bo Mont
    February 14, 2019 at 12:41 pm

    Everybody knows Sicilians are part eggplant.

    Becky has a face made for bukakee.

  • BigDaddy
    February 14, 2019 at 9:25 am

    She would learn the true meaning of “pink Sock”! Let her try to “Black-face Light” her way out of being turned inside out.

  • Turd Reversalist
    February 14, 2019 at 6:17 am

    All politics and pink hat delusion aside, I have observed that she does indeed have a kind chin.
    That and a high tensile balloon knot would make for a memorable ATM experience. Second round would be MTA. Gotta have the yang to balance with the ying and keep the universe on an even keel, amirite?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Ariana Grande
    February 13, 2019 at 10:57 pm

    Andrea Lloyd = Virtue signaling dumb cunt.

  • Akihito
    February 13, 2019 at 9:19 pm

    She’s with those anti Semitic pink hat folks too.

  • mike
    February 13, 2019 at 9:14 pm

    I’d nut on her lazy eye. Ima tell you what.

  • Andrea M P
    February 13, 2019 at 8:39 pm

    Andrea. I’ve been having dreams of her since WR High School. We went to the same church and we shared a lot of classes. I was so in love with her.

    What happened to you Andrea?

  • Miss piggy trying to be woke!
    February 13, 2019 at 7:02 pm

    Oh the skeletons in this ones closet!!! She doesn’t just need a lock, she needs a dead bolt!!

  • Another Airhead Bimbo
    February 13, 2019 at 6:37 pm

    I put black shoe polish on my python and after a few drinks Andrea couldn’t wait to suck it white again.

  • White Lives Matter
    February 13, 2019 at 3:40 pm

    Anyone that wants to look black should be treated like a black. Shot in the head by police!!!!

  • Sir Wilfred Death
    February 13, 2019 at 3:14 pm

    One word from The Oxford English Dictionary describes Andrea Lloyd: Bimbo

    Social Media is Cancer

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    February 13, 2019 at 2:36 pm

    She has that ‘I’ve been injected with a tremendous amount of man-seed for my years’ look

  • Leave her be
    February 13, 2019 at 2:33 pm

    She’s got the virus…

    • Y
      February 13, 2019 at 4:23 pm


  • Pale, blonde & blue-eyed Warren put down "American Indian" as her Race in 1986
    February 13, 2019 at 2:09 pm

    I love this buffoonery by folks on the Democrat side of the aisle. Pair this nonstop 24/7 Liberal highlight reel with the Green New Deal and Trump wins reelection in 2020 on a scale not seen since 1984. Keep up the bad work, Libs!

    • z
      February 13, 2019 at 2:36 pm

      Green New Deal huh?

      You wait until they make that train tunnel to Hawaii and cut off air service.
      Hawaii is heavy “D”, I hope it happens.

      If that doesn’t happen, then there’ll be a day when they need some medical supplies really fast and they’ll have to wait for a schooner.

      “We set sail at night!!! When the tides are up-!!!”

  • Jay
    February 13, 2019 at 1:36 pm

    Lord have mercy. Why aren’t African American people asking the “woke white folks” to please stop speaking on their behalf. Oh that’s right…. Black people aren’t smart enough to speak about what does and doesn’t bother them. A white person needs to do that for them. How is that not being called out????

  • Choo Choo
    February 13, 2019 at 1:27 pm

    lol I know her, she was a drunken slob & used to get trains run on her in high school. I think she blew like half of our class too.

  • Dick LaBone
    February 13, 2019 at 1:08 pm

    And while your at it bitches stop dying your hair. That be cultural appropriation too.

  • z
    February 13, 2019 at 1:06 pm

    I think Grande is a female version of a dick and is a no talent, but
    give it a fucking break, Becky!!

    Do a Google or Bing image search of Grande.
    You’ve got to dig real deep into images to come up with something “White”.
    If anything she’s probably got makeup on in the “White” photo.

    You want to get outraged by BlackFace.
    “gucci blackface”
    “Katy Perry shoes”.

    • Big Wick
      February 13, 2019 at 6:12 pm

      Getting ratchet at 35-year-old blackface by stupid college students means Too Much Time On My Hands. (Huh… that’d be a good name for a song… oops, too late.) But those Katy Perry shoes ARE pretty blatant, how could her pipple NOT see that?

  • Y
    February 13, 2019 at 12:54 pm

    Can’t stand these SJW white women telling everyone else how to live.
    Just fuck off and keep your opinions to yourself (ironic, I know, but don’t care).
    With that being said, I would definitely spurt Pert Plus all over her Head & Shoulders.

    • Kevin Fleury
      Richard Cranium
      February 13, 2019 at 10:36 pm

      I get it and all but isn’t Pert Plus green? Get that shit checked out.

  • Y
    February 13, 2019 at 12:45 pm

    Comment from the previous Blog:
    “If Andrea Lloyd married Party Waren Kebber, then she’d be Andrea Lloyd – Webber.

    -Dick Scratcher

    That’s gold, Jerry! Gold!

  • Walter E. Kurtz
    February 13, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    Good God….she is THE definition of the WICKED WOKE BECKY FROM THE BURBS.
    Oh, the face she would make with those pearly whites when I insert my heavily lubed up, turgid member into her brown eye.

    • Drylaw
      February 13, 2019 at 1:36 pm

      Colonel, I concur.

      The Horror…………The Horror…………….

      • z
        February 13, 2019 at 2:52 pm

        This is dialectics. It’s very simple dialectics: one through nine, no maybes, no supposes, no fractions. You can’t travel in space, you can’t go out into space, you know, without like, you know, with fractions! What are you going to land on: one quarter, three eighths? What are you going to do when you go from here to Venus or something? That’s dialectic physics, okay?

        Best Dennis Hopper role outside of Blue Velvet.

  • Bill Clinton
    February 13, 2019 at 12:37 pm

    Definitely wood.

  • Sulfer Powder
    February 13, 2019 at 12:26 pm

    Lawd! Them basic whities get they things in a bunch when we try ta look like our brethren! One good pumpin would get her mind straight. She be singing dat ol black magic after that!

  • Katty Kathy
    February 13, 2019 at 12:22 pm

    Grreat article. I can never read enough about Grande or the Kardashians 🙂

    Good for you Turtleboy for getting rid of the stupid local advertisement. Places like Smitty’s tavern or the Smokehouse Grill were holding you back and now that you’ve kicked them all off your site you can blog about the important stories!

  • Fred
    February 13, 2019 at 12:09 pm

    Would…just saying.

  • RideTheTurtle
    February 13, 2019 at 12:08 pm


  • Hmm??
    February 13, 2019 at 11:57 am

    This can’t really be happening right now

  • Me Macky
    February 13, 2019 at 11:52 am

    I’ll give her some sun protection
    And why isn’t Kimmel getting a bunch of shit? Because he’s a liberal douche now? Adam Corolla must be sickened

    • z
      February 13, 2019 at 12:41 pm

      Adam Corolla Feb. 8

      “Trump got elected, and there’s two sides of this world now. You have to be completely outraged that he’s president and been going nuts on him, or there’s my side, which is I get the fuck on with my life and we’ll see what happens in two years … and if you’re on that side, not part of the Resistance, you’re part of the occupying force. I’m not, but that gets me into the group that’s occupying Poland, except I’m not in the army, I’m a citizen and I’m not picking up a pitchfork.”

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