Remember this basic Becky from Holden named Andrea Lloyd who accused the Holden Police of being the driving force behind Turtleboy, and demanded that her mutual friends stop being friends with Uncle Turtleboy?
Well I actually became Facebook friends with her using a fake account after that blog, so I still get to see a window into the mind of a modern day woke spokeswoman. Today’s outrage was too funny not to share.
Yup. It’s no longer woke enough to just be upset about blackface. Now you have to pretend to care about “blackface light.” AKA tanning. Hopefully Andrea never spends any time in New Jersey, because her head will literally explode.
Here’s the best part. Before:
Oh look. She tans too. It’s almost as if women look better when they have a tan. Next time you go to the beach make sure you check in with Andrea and the SJWs first to make sure you’re using an appropriate amount of SPF.
For what it’s worth, Ariana Grande is Sicilian. Crotchety Italian people from the boot part of the country often refer to them as Africans because they’re so close to Tunisia, and migrants often end up in Sicily. It’s also right on the Mediterranean, it’s sunny all year long, and people there over time have developed darker skin that traditional Europeans. But yea, check your white privilege Ariana Grande!
Of course the reality is that no one REALLY cares about blackface. That’s why Jimmy Kimmel didn’t have his career destroyed when he went on the Man Show, dressed as Karl Malone, and tried to perpetuate the stereotype of black athletes as being ignorant. Now the same people who claim to be offended by blackface quote him all the time as a hero of the resistance. They don’t actually though. There isn’t a single person in this country, black or white, who loses a minute of sleep over it. These people just wake up every morning looking for something to be outraged about because they’re boring, uninteresting people with nothing to talk about. And every day they move the goalposts about what free people are allowed to do in an allegedly free society. They should be mocked and laughed at. Resist them at all costs.
P.S. I laughed out loud at this one too:
Yea guys, Venezuela is the BAD kind of socialism. Handing control of your lives and finances to the government isn’t in any way, shape, or form authoritarianism, and couldn’t POSSIBLY lead to any sort of corruption.
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