Three things that drastically increase your chances of ending up on Turtleboy are:
- An out of control BLT-123
- The Dollar Store
All of those things came together yesterday at the Dollar Store in Woonsocket when a BLT-123 was caught trying to steal, and a bystander filmed what happened next.
It’s almost as if these things have a mental disorder or something. Every time I see a BLT-123 online or on TV, they’re always doing something crazy. Because they’re so insane that they think they’re chicks. There was a time when we rightfully dismissed and laughed at shit like that. Now we’re rewriting our laws so that psychopaths like this have full access to the women’s locker room, and once they’re incarcerated they can go to chick jail.
As much as I love laughing at these people this video is maddening. That employee probably makes minimum wage, and here you this DUDE getting up in her her grill, pushing her, spitting in her face, and smashing shit that she’ll have to clean up, and all because she asked him and his big ol’ dick to stop stealing. He thinks it’s OK because he’s wearing a wig and calls himself a chick now. He’s not. He’s a dude, and he’ll always be a dude no matter what Elizabeth Warren or anyone else who has bought into this madness tells you. Fuck each and every person who has helped normalize this.
The witness says that the BLT-123 was later arrested, but I’d love to know its name so we can give them the Turtleboy shaming they greatly deserve. And if he isn’t in dude jail then it’s the greatest injustice of all time.
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