Sergeant Sausage Posts Noodz On IG Giving Minor Children Booze But It’s OK Because Equality
This is Jeffrey McAdam, AKA “Big black Jeffrey,” from West Springfield. Jeffrey is some sort of BLT-123 and the…
Transgender Greg Hill Attempts To Shame Kroger Employee On Twitter Account With 80K Followers For Not Making Another Customer Put A Mask On
This is “Danielle” Muscato, a BLT-123 activist from Louisville. As you can see this transgender Greg Hill makes absolutely…
BLT-123 Gravity Magnet Calls Weston Police On Woman Who Asked Where She Could Get Her Dog Groomed In Doggie Facebook Group
This is Rowan Indigo from somewhere out in Western Mass. Who wore it better? This lovely creature appears…
BLT-123 Blue Cheese Blimpnado Is The Greatest Free Loading Cheesehog In The History Of Internet Panhandling
There’s no shortage of people using the commie cold crisis to scam people out of money, and nowhere is…
Ludlow Grundle Gopher BLT-123 Beats Up Other Dude, Tells Cops He Has The Commie Cold, Spits On Them, Says He Wants Their Family To Die From Coronavirus
This is Tami Sexton from Ludlow. As you can see, he’s a BLT-123 who seems to be insane, which…
BLT-123 Raises $900 With GoFundMe To Raise Money To File For A Harassment Order After Being Featured On Turtleboy For Starting So Many GoFundMe’s
People handle being featured on Turtleboy very differently. Some people admit they were wrong, apologize, and sometimes get the…
Bat Shit Crazy BLT-123 Spits On And Assaults Woonsocket Dollar Store Employee Who Caught Him Stealing
Three things that drastically increase your chances of ending up on Turtleboy are: An out of control BLT-123 The…
BLT-123 Rapper Who Applied To Work At Turtleboy Last Year Starts Another GoFundMe For Chop-Chop Surgery While Bragging About Buying Weed
In 2018 I was contacted by a BLT-123 who wanted to work for Turtleboy and lead us to greatness….
Disgraced BLT-123 Swampscott Former Principal Is Now A 4th Grade Teachers, Sent Insane Email Explaining How He’s Transitioning Kids From They To She Pronouns With Imaginary “Ms. Hershey”
Last year a Swampscott Elementary School principal made headlines when he came out as a BLT-123 and demanded that…
Holyoke BLT-123 Native American Spirit Bat Needs You To Give It Money For Meds Because It’s Too Sick To Get Paid To Look At Dick Pics Or Send You Noodz
This is Halambisha Homma Faber from Holyoke. It goes by they/them, and enjoys grilled cheese, and sitting down to pee….
