There’s no shortage of people using the commie cold crisis to scam people out of money, and nowhere is that more prevalent than on the Mutual Aid Worcester Facebook group. I wrote about some of the ridiculous entitlement and free loading going on in there last week and was quickly kicked out and they made the group private as a result. But of course there’s already 4,500 people in that group, many of who are turtle riders, which completely defeats the purpose of making it a secret group. Newsflash – nothing involving 2 or more people on the Internet is ever truly “private.” Everyone reads Turtleboy, and when you kick me out of something I’m going to get back in.

Anyway, I bring this up because I was just disgusted by this……whatever.

It goes by Nik Lynn, but it used to be called Nichole Perreault.

This BLT-123 describes itself as “small, weird, an adventure, disabled, and cute.” Two and a half of those things appear to be true. And it wants you to call it the grammatically incorrect pronouns of they/them.

Yea, probably not gonna do that but thanks.

This maple syrup mojito saw a post in the Mutual Aid Worcester group advertising free menstrual products for chicks.

Of course this upset Fupa Mario because even though she’s got a goatee now and calls herself at least 75% dude, she still has a heavy flow and doesn’t wanna be discriminated against.

Tracy Novick.

That bitch.

According to Nik her and her partner can’t use their food stamps to buy food because it’s too dangerous for the morbidly obese to go out in public right now.

And Instacart won’t deliver for free loading EBT-Rex’s like herself.

As she stated, her “partner” is not employed, but will be in a few weeks. What about Nik?

Her “partner,” who also uses they/them pronouns, is her career. Ya got that? And they’re both “disabled.”

In other words, these two freeloaders have avoided exercise like the plague, necessitated much more use of free government healthcare than the average person, and use this as an excuse to collect SSI and EBT from people who actually work for a living. This is what your taxpayer dollars go towards.

Oh, and it’s waiting for a stimulus, despite not losing her job because she never had a job.

But that’s not enough money to sustain her lifestyle of doing nothing and waiting to die, so she often has to have online fundraisers for things like free house wheelchairs and moving expenses.

She has a wish list for free plus sized muumuus and pajamas. She’s also gonna need you to furnish her new apartment in downtown Worcester, except you’re gonna have to bring it to her because her “disability” prevents her from doing anything on her own.

The Skymark Towers are expensive to live in for Worcester standards. You can literally buy a house for cheaper. But apparently they have plenty of government cash coming in to afford the rent.

Apparently the schools closing hurt their income, so she asked for more free shit.

Because somehow you can lose half your “income” when you’re unemployed, and then blame it on school closures.

Her partner’s name is Harmony Grace, and according to her Facebook page she ironically works as a Mental Health Clinician, and graduated from both VCU and Northeastern.

Despite constantly being destitute and unable to walk she/he can afford to take care of a dog in a high rise downtown apartment building, and she needs people to provide the dog with chew toys, along with silverware, wheat tortillas, go-go juice, Bolthouse Farm Vanilla Chai coffee, unsweetened bottled iced coffee, rubbing alcohol, and more.

Again, she would do it herself but she has to sleep 16 hours a day to stay in peak physical condition.

Someone asked her why she didn’t just brew her own coffee or tea instead of asking strangers to bring her much more expensive bottled shit. According to Nik her and her partner ran out of spoons for it and then mentioned a bunch of new diseases she has that prevent her from being a functional human being.

Spoons? You can’t make coffee because you lack the spoons? Oh wait, I remember from this blog last month that “spoonies” are people who have “hidden” diseases. Apparently “spoons” is a metaphor for energy that “disabled” people like chocolate moose Charlie can expend throughout the day.

Every time they stand up it’s a spoon, and they only have a few spoons a day, so they can’t be wasting “spoons” on making tea or coffee when they can get someone else to bring it to them instead.

This thing is like Failure Swift on steroids!

Since that group is filled with idiots she ended up getting most of the free shit she asked for, but wasn’t happy that the Bolthouse vanilla chai didn’t come through for her partner.

Here’s the best part – this blue cheese blimpnado frequently sells shit on Worcester yard sale pages, but isn’t nearly as kind or generous when she sets the prices.

This is why you can’t be charitable to these people – because they wouldn’t return the favor to you if they could. They will rip you off in a heartbeat. They expect other people to pay them for products they give out, but want free products from you in return. Like that time she was selling a brand new $650 iPhone.

The bottom line is that these two are everything that is wrong with our society today, and they’re taking advantage of the commie cold crisis by presenting themselves as victims of the crashing economy. But they’ve been “victims” their entire existences. They don’t work, they spend all their taxpayer money at Denny’s, they expect everyone to give them free shit on top of that, they claim that their intentional series of poor life choices makes them disabled, and they expect the rest of the world to use their pronouns, as if any amount of respect should be afforded to them.

Giving money to people like this doesn’t make you a good person. It makes you an enabler.

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