There’s no shortage of people using the commie cold crisis to scam people out of money, and nowhere is that more prevalent than on the Mutual Aid Worcester Facebook group. I wrote about some of the ridiculous entitlement and free loading going on in there last week and was quickly kicked out and they made the group private as a result. But of course there’s already 4,500 people in that group, many of who are turtle riders, which completely defeats the purpose of making it a secret group. Newsflash – nothing involving 2 or more people on the Internet is ever truly “private.” Everyone reads Turtleboy, and when you kick me out of something I’m going to get back in.
Anyway, I bring this up because I was just disgusted by this……whatever.
It goes by Nik Lynn, but it used to be called Nichole Perreault.
This BLT-123 describes itself as “small, weird, an adventure, disabled, and cute.” Two and a half of those things appear to be true. And it wants you to call it the grammatically incorrect pronouns of they/them.
Yea, probably not gonna do that but thanks.
This maple syrup mojito saw a post in the Mutual Aid Worcester group advertising free menstrual products for chicks.
Of course this upset Fupa Mario because even though she’s got a goatee now and calls herself at least 75% dude, she still has a heavy flow and doesn’t wanna be discriminated against.
According to Nik her and her partner can’t use their food stamps to buy food because it’s too dangerous for the morbidly obese to go out in public right now.
And Instacart won’t deliver for free loading EBT-Rex’s like herself.
As she stated, her “partner” is not employed, but will be in a few weeks. What about Nik?
Her “partner,” who also uses they/them pronouns, is her career. Ya got that? And they’re both “disabled.”
In other words, these two freeloaders have avoided exercise like the plague, necessitated much more use of free government healthcare than the average person, and use this as an excuse to collect SSI and EBT from people who actually work for a living. This is what your taxpayer dollars go towards.
Oh, and it’s waiting for a stimulus, despite not losing her job because she never had a job.
But that’s not enough money to sustain her lifestyle of doing nothing and waiting to die, so she often has to have online fundraisers for things like free house wheelchairs and moving expenses.
She has a wish list for free plus sized muumuus and pajamas. She’s also gonna need you to furnish her new apartment in downtown Worcester, except you’re gonna have to bring it to her because her “disability” prevents her from doing anything on her own.
The Skymark Towers are expensive to live in for Worcester standards. You can literally buy a house for cheaper. But apparently they have plenty of government cash coming in to afford the rent.
Apparently the schools closing hurt their income, so she asked for more free shit.
Because somehow you can lose half your “income” when you’re unemployed, and then blame it on school closures.
Her partner’s name is Harmony Grace, and according to her Facebook page she ironically works as a Mental Health Clinician, and graduated from both VCU and Northeastern.
Despite constantly being destitute and unable to walk she/he can afford to take care of a dog in a high rise downtown apartment building, and she needs people to provide the dog with chew toys, along with silverware, wheat tortillas, go-go juice, Bolthouse Farm Vanilla Chai coffee, unsweetened bottled iced coffee, rubbing alcohol, and more.
Again, she would do it herself but she has to sleep 16 hours a day to stay in peak physical condition.
Someone asked her why she didn’t just brew her own coffee or tea instead of asking strangers to bring her much more expensive bottled shit. According to Nik her and her partner ran out of spoons for it and then mentioned a bunch of new diseases she has that prevent her from being a functional human being.
Spoons? You can’t make coffee because you lack the spoons? Oh wait, I remember from this blog last month that “spoonies” are people who have “hidden” diseases. Apparently “spoons” is a metaphor for energy that “disabled” people like chocolate moose Charlie can expend throughout the day.
Every time they stand up it’s a spoon, and they only have a few spoons a day, so they can’t be wasting “spoons” on making tea or coffee when they can get someone else to bring it to them instead.
This thing is like Failure Swift on steroids!
Since that group is filled with idiots she ended up getting most of the free shit she asked for, but wasn’t happy that the Bolthouse vanilla chai didn’t come through for her partner.
Here’s the best part – this blue cheese blimpnado frequently sells shit on Worcester yard sale pages, but isn’t nearly as kind or generous when she sets the prices.
This is why you can’t be charitable to these people – because they wouldn’t return the favor to you if they could. They will rip you off in a heartbeat. They expect other people to pay them for products they give out, but want free products from you in return. Like that time she was selling a brand new $650 iPhone.
The bottom line is that these two are everything that is wrong with our society today, and they’re taking advantage of the commie cold crisis by presenting themselves as victims of the crashing economy. But they’ve been “victims” their entire existences. They don’t work, they spend all their taxpayer money at Denny’s, they expect everyone to give them free shit on top of that, they claim that their intentional series of poor life choices makes them disabled, and they expect the rest of the world to use their pronouns, as if any amount of respect should be afforded to them.
Giving money to people like this doesn’t make you a good person. It makes you an enabler.
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“our doggo needs chews grain free ones because he has high anxiety and uses them as his comfort object” AKA we are too fat and lazy to walk this dog we adopted despite not having the means to care for him. Also he’s probably anxious because he knows these dumb fucks are going to die of obesity soon and he’ll have to resort to eating their cheese-seeping corpses
How Y’all Doin’?
Go fuck yourselves DR. NOW
I HAVE A HUGE, HAIRY GASH THAT STINKS LIKE A FILTHY ASHTRAY SITTING IN THE AUGUST SUN
DISGUSTING FUCKING TRANNIES!
There is a reason Greenland sharks stay so deep.
When they expire, which shouldn’t be very far off as their hearts are struggling to push blood the consistency of cold gravy through their cholesterol narrowed arteries, cremation may not be feasible.
They would burn like a fire in a tire dump. Endlessly.
I could make so much fucking soap with those two!
Massive toilet blow ups
If it ever reaches the bowl…
They have to use their tub, then turn the shower on to wash it down. I’ll bet that apartment smells like a homicide
Aww..it repurposed its hammock as a bikini. So fashion forward.
If I were a neighbor I’d put a do not feed the animals sign on the door and sell tickets.
How much does it cost to feed those two for a month?
I had open heart surgery last week (not from being a landmammal, just a heart defect) and guess what? I got my own fucking coffee, walked my own fucking dog, paid my fucking mortgage/bills/food (including my private insurance to pay for said surgery) because Im not a pathetic oxygen thief seacow.
Seriously these people need to be put down like dogs.
Hey Hey Hey
Addressing the elephant in the room….. Wait, she is the elephant.
Polite suggestions for any TB riders who have these 2 pathetic blimps as neighbors:
(1) Leave a few dozen donuts & bottles of Mountain Dew at their door every morning. Guarantee they take them.
(2) Pull the fire alarm every week or so & observe whether or not they evacuate, making sure to inform authorities if they don’t.
(3) Train your dog to take a dump right in front of their door.
Feel free to add more….
The rancid odor must be painful.
Guessing it makes a week old cadaver smell like a Christmas Tree car air freshener.
Hey!! Hey!! Hey!! Would!!
If this was 1911 before Buck v. Bell people like this would be sterilized.
No Turkey baster could reach in there anyways.
Their Landlord deserves a Bronze Star after choosing to rent to them.
Looks like someone left the gate open last night and these two got out.
While we’re here, anyone want to see them eat? Step right up! Only one thin dollar a ticket, and you can buy donuts to feed them yourself for only two bits.
If I only had their address I’d forward the application from the Macy’s Parade Balloon committee. They’re hiring for next Thanksgiving. Macy’s supplies all the ropes and people required to keep them from floating away.
On the other hand, it appears as though these two are/will be unable to multiply. Let nature run its course and they’ll be on their way to self-extinction.
BRUH! Even the fucking dog is disabled. Now, after seeing these stuffed peppers I’ll never be erect again, all of a sudden I’M disabled too!
HATE HATE HATE HATE
Pro tip: If you’re going to claim that they/them is grammatically incorrect when referring to one person (it’s not by the way), you should probably avoid writing things like “ her and her partner“.
What are you even trying to prove?
Fuck you Greg it’s a fucking mental illness but instead of treating it we coddle these fucks.
How is this different from the guy on the corner shouting he’s Jesus??
We all know he isn’t Jesus and he has a mental illness but you know what. Maybe you should treat him just like these people reassure him he’s the Messiah have him walk on some water show some respect and start using the proper pronouns (Lord/Savior). Maybe just maybe you’ll start to realize how fucking stupid this whole thing is.
The mental illness is strong – overpowering any logical thinking.
She has a full size oven now so she needs cake pans, muffin tins, & cookie trays. NO SHE FUCKING DOESN’T.
This is our country. These are our people. There are millions more like her. We Are Fucked.
Pretty much guarantee that the dog is terrified of peanut butter.
Bet that yeast infection is sweeter than Wonder Bread.
I would goo on the beard.
WTF.. People like this blow my mind… Can they do anything for themselves aside from complain??? Like seriously, my immune system is junk and i can still manage to throw on a homemade mask and get shit done. I mean shit Im still working ,running errands, cleaning house, cooking meals , paying bills, and caring for my kids so is pretty much every single person I know. Most everyone in my family is either an essential worker or just refuses to sit around and let time pass them by so they find shit to do. Problem is people like these 2 think the cure for their “disabilities” is doing nothing when in all actuality your body deteriorates much faster when you don’t use it. The key to health and longevity is to keep moving even if you have to start off with small everyday tasks because your morbidly obese the more you move the more your body will thank you by possibly shedding a few pounds so eventually you could walk on your own and then one day maybe even wipe your own ass. People of this nature are a product of many years of being spoiled and entitled and having everything handed to them without having to actually do anything for it. I mean is there days I would just love to stay in bed and sleep my life away absolutely but i don’t because i refuse to let that be my life. Mind over matter people. If you have the right mind set you can accomplish anything.
I usually throw out a bunch of fat jokes but today I’ll take the high road. Who the fuck begs for shit while living in a place with rents higher than my mortgage. WTF
Ahh you know what fuck the the high road here’s some fat jokes.
I’ve seen planets with less girth
These moo moo’s had to throw away their talking scale. Every time they used it it yelled “GET THE FUCK OFF”
Poor fella’s can’t go to the beach anymore. People keep trying to roll them back in.
I’ve seen less chins in a Chinese phone book.
They’ve got more rolls than a Portuguese bakery.
I looked up the scooter it wants to have some schmuck buy. It’s less of a scooter and more of a flat bed trailer.
And (being serious here) I honestly feel bad for the firemen who will eventually and inevitably have to cut these lardo’s out of the house. No amount of counseling can undo having to see that.
Heard several people mention that.How high end is that place?
What are rents like?
Single Bedroom apartments are between $1190-$1715 for a single fucking bedroom apartment in the shit hole known as Worcester. Two Bedroom apartments are $1725-$1945 again for Worcester. You couldn’t pay me to live there.
But it’s cool I’m certain these fatties are using the free Fitness Center listed under Amenities in the listings.
Oh and if you want to park your car there the garage fee is an extra $110/month to fucking park on site.
Any section 8 there? Has to be. You have to be mentally impaired to pay that much to live in the Woo.
They eat sticks of butter like popsicles.
I’m at the supermarket in aisle 5, I grab some olive oil and turn my shopping cart up aisle 6 for pasta and spot that herd coming my way. The spaghetti dinner I had planned tonite is cancelled, on to aisle 7 for chips and dip.
After seeing the treble hooks and other terminal tackle in the
jaws and gill plates….I know whats been breaking my braided line.
Choot ’em, Jacob!
‘its’ genetic code lies broken open like a flaming bag of poo on your neighbors’ front steps, a mishmash of ‘self-disabled’ humanity, existing as a uterine blood clot left on the seat of a motorized shopping cart. useless in all respects, these rotund sponges of grotesque gimme are further signs of America’s decline, from within.
PS that bathing suit shot was uncalled for.
I am afraid this requires newspapers and wee-wee pads on the floor.
That would require a few spoons…
I don’t even know where to start.
And in the midst of her poverty and misery she somehow bought herself an expensive new IPhone. And spends her day arguing with AT&T about it. My, how she/he/it is suffering.
The look of fear in the poor dogs eyes is evident.
It knows if it steps in a BBQ sauce spill that the party is over….
Most excellent comment!
Dont shave the beard.Let it grow!
The cow goes moooooooooooo!
The only thing missing is a Go Fund Me for gastric by pass surgery.
Free Weight Loss Surgery Grant Surgery Grants help people who are unable to afford gastric bypass get the funding for all or part of bariatric surgery. There is a Free Weight Loss Surgery Grant Now Available for gastric bypass through the Weight Loss Surgery Foundation of America (WLFSA).
To be eligible for bariatric surgery, you must be between 16 and 70 years of age (with some exceptions) and morbidly obese (weighing at least 100 pounds over your ideal body weight and having a BMI of 40). You’re welcome.
Can you imagine what this beasts honey pot smells like on a hot summer day
Moldy brie and rotten onion
Carlos, you filthy spic! Just spit my fucking drink out!
It would make the guy driving the septic tank pumper gag.
Didn’t she star in the pink flamingo?
She was SUPPOSED to star in Pink Flamingos, but nobody would donate her the Size 8XL mesh bodysuit that was required. Edith Massey brought a shitload of plastic spoons with her to the audition, too, so no contest.
“Prioritize what we use our energy on” hahahahahaha I need to use that one when my wife asks me to do dishes
*que sound of a pistol magazine being loaded*
This is definitely going to hurt you more than your…… condition? Is to society.
When I hear the word “pronoun”, I reach for my Luger.
You think one magazine is enough?? You’re just gonna give it a skin infection
Not if you put a couple right in their tear ducts.
Shot placement is crucial when dealing with beasts of this size, Chico.
I’ve been praying for a plague for years now to come in and wipe out these pieces of shit that do nothing but take and take and take from our society. And we finally do get one and all it does is kill the elderly. Mostly people who are already on their way out. Fuck!!! I hate these people so much absolute waste of life in this stupid BLT – 123 movement has normalized the behavior and made it seem like they’re special and that we need to bow down to their insanity. Again I will pray for another more potent plague.
Notice how Nik the Porketta didnt ask for razors? How did “they” shave that shit off “their” face? Unless she uses Veet…that uses less spoons, I bet….
Her partner being a “mental health clinician” is like a getting advice to quit heroin from your heroin dealer
We have the winning comment!
Those things could survive 10 years without food. Fucking disgusting.
Irony is the fact that the only mention of ‘heavy’ in this story refers to his imaginary monthly imaginary uterus imaginary discharge.
I lost my shit at “skymark tower”.
Fuck these ppl.
Disability or inability?
I can just imagine the day it dies, and the funeral home guys have to come in to take the body out, they’d be like ” fuck this! I quit! “
They will be cremated, it will be like a fucking bonfire !
Have these fat retards no dignity!? No honour!? I’d fall on my own sword before ending up like that
I just love the picture of them on the boardwalk to the beach, they built that boardwalk strong, her in her bathing suit I had no idea you could get one that large LMFAO
If I saw that… Whatever that is, on my beach day I’d walk into the ocean and swim for the sunset.
Oh my Lord, what have they done to themselves. I’m pretty secure in the knowledge, that there are places they can’t reach with a washcloth. The wheelchair must be 4 wheel drive to haul that fat ass around. How fucking disgusting can one person get.
Imagine you’re having some sort of mental breakdown and you walk into a clinic to be counseled by……….THAT?!
I have a spare bullet it can have.
This makes me less self conscious of my own fupa
I am still trying to figure out what the fuck is what. Is it a male changing to a female or a female changing to a male? Either way it looks to be stuck in the middle and is fucking gross. The other one is the same.
Need I say more?
Laval is not sending us their best.
Got anymore of that electric lettuce? These darts aren’t doing it.
No shortage of funds for tats, piercings, hair dye, fancy glasses, etc though. Despicable
I got an idea.
Give her the stimulus money in $1.00 bills and place them a 1000 feet apart. She’ll lose 10 lbs. just collecting them all.
Then she can take the money and get a new tattoo on her ass that says, “caution cellulite farm”.
She fail Ed Zachary test!
Holy Shit ! These fucking sows have money to pay for ink and piercings, but ask other people to “donate” food and money to them. How the fuck are the entitled to SSI, snap or any other handout at our expense. FUCK THEM. They could survive on their own body fat for months. Give them NOTHING. Although, the fucking liberal massholes will cater to them. Shame on the government and anyone else that encourages pieces of shit like these things. Whatever the fuck they are.
Hey Cuz …
Thar she blows! Mobey Dyke!
That blubber will fill the melting pots for the whole voyage
They/them prefer “Thar They/Them blow” I could nail that fat fuck from 30 yards away because they are wallowing Spoon Whales.
They only have enough “spoons” for snacks…..LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Why would anyone help these useless, disgusting, pigs in any way? Let them figure their own shit out like the rest of us
I mean honestly man do you know who goes on Facebook and searches for gay trans sites to visit???
I’ll give you a hint, it’s the same guys who say they only watch gay porn to make fun of how gay the gay porn stars are.
Just come out already, there’s nothing wrong with it.
Wow! I’ve never seen so much mental illness in one blog before!
Even their fucking dog has it!
After reading the first paragraph I skipped straight to the comment section to explain to you why you’re a cunt about this.
So this is a Facebook group of freaks with 4500 members that you decided to crash and they kicked you out because you were being a dick and somehow you’re pissed at them?
Here’s an idea, mind your own fucking business and let freaks be freaks if they want to it’s a free country.
They’re not forcing you to join their Facebook club or beating you up so what do you care?
How many spoons was that post???
Mr. No Homo, how mad were you when this beluga started pretending to be a man and then left you for her new mate?
That’ll do, pig.
Biddeman, fetch my elephant gun!
You win, that made me bust out. Good on you Sir
Thank you. I aim to please, so, aim too, please.
We need to drastically increase SNAP benefits as so many working Americans like Nik struggle with hunger
This impostor has hijacked my nom de plume! Nik Lynn and their partner are gorgeous though!
Sweet Baby Jesus. All they need is exercise. Coming soon: the new TLC episode of my 600 LB Life. Someone call Dr. Nowzaradan and get the industrial scale ready.
The days these two fat slobs, and everyone like them die will be a great day for mankind. I normally don’t wish ill will on anyone, but these two take the cake…..probably literally!
Can anybody on here help me out? I need a 30 pack of Bud Lite, a family sized bag of Funyuns and a large pepperoni pizza. I’m out of spoons, my fibromyalgia is acting up and I haven’t got my stimulus check yet. Thanks.
Respectfully, you omitted the jug of Jameson.
These two land monsters look like that fake movie trailer with jack black in the movie Tropic Thunder where all they do is fart on each other.
People who overeat and underwork, and are ‘handicapped’ because they weigh 675 pounds due to choice of lifestyle, and are unemployable because they need to act as sideshow freaks, should NOT be eligible for benefits. Period.
Make Shame popular again. There was a time it kept the freaks from not only going full freak in public but get to the point where they how feel entitled for it.
Not a soul owes you a damn thing. Once you’re an adult, your parents are no longer responsible for the failures of your adult life. Society doesnt need to support you and if you disagree with anything I’m saying you part of the problem.
Trans masc ? Really ? . trans masculine ? right that’s what that means doesn’t it ? these people are really fucked gay is one thing sure you like dude
I get it do you like women I get it but trans masc ? what a bunch of shit.
Everything is gay to me anyway
I write songs about it well I used to …
First time ever on TB Sports that I read something and I’m so grossed out I’m lost for words.
God help us all.
Summary: “It” is mentally ill and works WAY too hard to get attention from other people by being very odd; mainly because “It” has no self confidence whatsoever.
Truly strong people don’t need to put on circus acts for attention.
I bet if they ate much healthier, a lot of their health “problems” would disappear.
Thank god for heard disease and diabetes. If the ‘rona doesn’t get them like 20 other things will. Can you imagine what their toilet has to endure? Like getting hit be field artillery.
That’s heart disease. Dammit.
I don’t care who you are, that’s funny right there !
What the fuck did I just see. Our taxes go to support this shit, This country is definitely fucked.
Our taxes are paying for the government infrastructure that makes this happen. And don’t forget how the government awards “research grants” to advise how to run the show. Funny how those advisers always seem to be connected Democrats.
You right wingers are always whining about how the Democrats make it so these freaks get tax payer funded, free money…. I agree that it’s fucked up that these poor excuses for humans get paid for nothing but you guys have the Orange moron in power and control of the Senate and it’s still happening, so maybe instead of blaming all of mankind and America’s problems on Obama ( in case you missed it this shit was happening 50 years before Obama got elected) maybe you should look at BOTH parties and the entire system that makes it possible!!! Instead of just screaming “ Democrat’s suck, Democrats suck” Ask the Republicans in power why it’s allowed to continue??? It’s a rigged system and all of these power brokers are getting paid for letting it continue while pitting the citizens against each other in a giant game of chess.
It’s never Lupus
Too much attention given to these freaks. Jesus I’m sick to stomach
They can’t unpack due to lack of spoons? What?
Woops commented before finishing the article
EBT-Rex’s….I pissed myself
My eyes! My eyes! Peg help me
Words from the wise the trix bunny:
Silly faggot dicks are for chicks.