This is Halambisha Homma Faber from Holyoke.
It goes by they/them, and enjoys grilled cheese, and sitting down to pee.
For the sake of being grammatically correct I will hereafter refer to they/them as “his majesty.”
His majesty also claims to be Native American, and is sick of these white bitches testing her.
As you can see, his majesty is totally not white, which has earned his majesty the privilege of perpetually blaming white people for his majesty’s own life failures.
Don’t let the lactation dumplings hanging off of his majesty’s chest fool you though.
They are in fact the manliest gerber servers you’ve ever seen.
In particular, this BLT-123’s biggest beef with the white cishetero patriarchy (which I’m pretty sure his majesty was or is currently a member of) is that they think they can have spirit animals.
Girl, that shit gets on my last nerves too! For the last time – wypipo can’t be having spirit animals, even if another Native American said they could! God, how many times are we gonna go over this?
But since his majesty is allowed to identify as a different gender than the body his majesty was born into, shouldn’t YT people be allowed to identify as Native American?
Putting thought into answering that question was way more important than getting a job, that’s for sure. Just so we’re clear – she already has dibs on the eastern red bat as her spirit animal.
Because Elizabeth Warren already had dibs on the Eastern Salty Clam.
One dissenter bravely called out It’s Bat for kink shaming white people for being into pet play, presumably because said white people like to pretend that they are kangaroos whilst fornicating. Her privilege was instantly checked.
His majesty has a long and documented history of asking people for free shit because of the enormous labors that his majesty has to go through every day as a transgendered Native American fruit bat. God knows employment is out of the question, so last year his majesty started a Facebook fundraiser entitled, Help Sparrow Survive.
As you can see, his majesty raised over $1,200 because…..
It is homeless, disabled, mentally ill, and starving, and despite living in a state with free healthcare and a never ending safety net, his majesty still couldn’t figure out a way to see a doctor or afford medication.
But wait, I thought believing you’re a dude when you have titties and a stench trench wasn’t a mental illness? I’m so confused right now.
Anyway, there are a plethora of programs that his majesty qualifies for if his majesty really is a homeless BLT-123 with no insurance and mental health issues. So why hasn’t his majesty taken advantage of that?
His majesty has gotten too tired from lecturing YT people on Facebook, and simply hasn’t had the energy to go the DTA office and fill out a form.
Now his majesty is back at it again looking for handouts. This time his majesty needs pain meds for PTSD, depression, and eating disorders.
Just a reminder, if you voted Yes on Question 3 you are a fucking idiot.
Notice that his majesty said that because of all the injuries and lack of meds his majesty can’t “finish off the content” for his majesty’s clients.
What exactly is that “content?”
It only costs $10 to send this thing a picture of your dick and have them rate it.
What a bargain! I totally want to know if his majesty thinks my Jurassic pork is up to his majesty’s high standards. After that I’m gonna spend $40 to wear its panties, and then pay another $300 for him/her/they to be my girlfriend for the week. Or, if you’ve got money to blow just spend $500 on a feet pics.
His majesty’s fupa might be a turn off, but its left pinky toe will make you cum your brains out just by looking at it.
The best part is that his majesty says they’re too disabled to do any of those things. How Goddamn lazy do you have to be in order to be too disabled to look at text messages of a guy’s womb broom and provide commentary on his shaft? I guess it’s not easy being a BLT-123 Native American eastern red bat sex object.
Being transgender totally is NOT a mental illness. I don’t know where anyone would get that idea from.
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