Social Justice Warriors

Holyoke BLT-123 Native American Spirit Bat Needs You To Give It Money For Meds Because It’s Too Sick To Get Paid To Look At Dick Pics Or Send You Noodz


This is Halambisha Homma Faber from Holyoke.

It goes by they/them, and enjoys grilled cheese, and sitting down to pee.

For the sake of being grammatically correct I will hereafter refer to they/them as “his majesty.”

His majesty also claims to be Native American, and is sick of these white bitches testing her.

As you can see, his majesty is totally not white, which has earned his majesty the privilege of perpetually blaming white people for his majesty’s own life failures.

Don’t let the lactation dumplings hanging off of his majesty’s chest fool you though.

They are in fact the manliest gerber servers you’ve ever seen.

In particular, this BLT-123’s biggest beef with the white cishetero patriarchy (which I’m pretty sure his majesty was or is currently a member of) is that they think they can have spirit animals.

Girl, that shit gets on my last nerves too! For the last time – wypipo can’t be having spirit animals, even if another Native American said they could! God, how many times are we gonna go over this?

But since his majesty is allowed to identify as a different gender than the body his majesty was born into, shouldn’t YT people be allowed to identify as Native American?

Putting thought into answering that question was way more important than getting a job, that’s for sure. Just so we’re clear – she already has dibs on the eastern red bat as her spirit animal.

Because Elizabeth Warren already had dibs on the Eastern Salty Clam.

One dissenter bravely called out It’s Bat for kink shaming white people for being into pet play, presumably because said white people like to pretend that they are kangaroos whilst fornicating. Her privilege was instantly checked.

His majesty has a long and documented history of asking people for free shit because of the enormous labors that his majesty has to go through every day as a transgendered Native American fruit bat. God knows employment is out of the question, so last year his majesty started a Facebook fundraiser entitled, Help Sparrow Survive

As you can see, his majesty raised over $1,200 because…..

It is homeless, disabled, mentally ill, and starving, and despite living in a state with free healthcare and a never ending safety net, his majesty still couldn’t figure out a way to see a doctor or afford medication.

But wait, I thought believing you’re a dude when you have titties and a stench trench wasn’t a mental illness? I’m so confused right now.

Anyway, there are a plethora of programs that his majesty qualifies for if his majesty really is a homeless BLT-123 with no insurance and mental health issues. So why hasn’t his majesty taken advantage of that?

His majesty has gotten too tired from lecturing YT people on Facebook, and simply hasn’t had the energy to go the DTA office and fill out a form.

Now his majesty is back at it again looking for handouts. This time his majesty needs pain meds for PTSD, depression, and eating disorders.

Just a reminder, if you voted Yes on Question 3 you are a fucking idiot.

Notice that his majesty said that because of all the injuries and lack of meds his majesty can’t “finish off the content” for his majesty’s clients.

What exactly is that “content?”

It only costs $10 to send this thing a picture of your dick and have them rate it.

What a bargain! I totally want to know if his majesty thinks my Jurassic pork is up to his majesty’s high standards. After that I’m gonna spend $40 to wear its panties, and then pay another $300 for him/her/they to be my girlfriend for the week. Or, if you’ve got money to blow just spend $500 on a feet pics.

His majesty’s fupa might be a turn off, but its left pinky toe will make you cum your brains out just by looking at it.

The best part is that his majesty says they’re too disabled to do any of those things. How Goddamn lazy do you have to be in order to be too disabled to look at text messages of a guy’s womb broom and provide commentary on his shaft? I guess it’s not easy being a BLT-123 Native American eastern red bat sex object.

Being transgender totally is NOT a mental illness. I don’t know where anyone would get that idea from.


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67 Comment(s)
  • Kim Wescott
    August 29, 2019 at 1:02 pm

    Wait, before I fork over $40 for panties that have been worn for two days, tell me….do I get the actual panties or just pics of the panties?

  • Turd Reversalist
    August 29, 2019 at 6:24 am

    I am a professional but this train wreck has gone too far off the track.
    No, just no.

  • Probably Your Mom
    August 28, 2019 at 11:50 pm

    What the fuck is this page, an internet version of a middle school slam book? What a bunch of edgy, cool people. Enjoy your second amendment circle jerk you electric meatbags.

  • Kim Wescott
    August 28, 2019 at 10:59 pm


  • Zeeeeee
    August 28, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    It is now posting on the WesternMass Queer FB page asking for people with experience on how to remove postings from TB.

  • I See Dumb People
    I See Dumb People..
    August 28, 2019 at 9:55 am

    “Anyone who associates body parts with gender can go fuck themselves”
    This comment just made me lose all faith in humanity…
    Yea all of us who think having a penis makes someone a man and a vagina makes someone a woman are such morons… Everyone knows it doesn’t matter what you were born with for body parts it’s what you decide you want to be, because mommy and daddy said you could be whatever you wanted to when you grew up. ..if you want to call your penis a vagina or vagina a penis that is your right as a human and the rest of us are just idiots who think biology can determine our genders.. Jokes on all us who actually believe in biology and science…
    Fucking morons this is exactly why this world will not last another century without imploding on itself

  • Luke Fondleberg
    August 27, 2019 at 9:42 pm

    *Eastern Salty Clam*

    Pure gold. Immediate petition to make this the Commonwealth’s official animal and put it on the state flag.

  • Art R.
    August 27, 2019 at 2:05 pm

    Hell yes I would!! Nice fun bags!

  • Crispy C
    August 27, 2019 at 11:02 am

    Sounds like a worthy cause for Bob Murchison and his daughter Caroline to take up. He can make that GFM go through the roof and find Caroline a pegging playmate so he doesn’t have to take it in the ass from his daughter’s strap-on anymore.

  • Metro West Guy
    August 27, 2019 at 10:18 am

    I’ll pay someone $500 to take a pair of the 2-day soiled draws and stick them on their face for 30 seconds. You get the cash if you can last the whole 30 without being knocked unconscious.

  • Chakotay
    August 27, 2019 at 9:30 am

    My spirit animal is a snake.
    Chakotay USS Voyager

    Captian Janeway’s was a tokay gecko..

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    August 27, 2019 at 3:49 am

    So let me get this straight. Any criticism of this lunatic is “abuse”.

    But this cunt gets to decide which other people can have spirit animals or not?

    What a fucking entitled, waste of oxygen, shitbag. Lock the fucker up and throw away the key.
    Also, how mentally ill would someone have to be to pay for pictures of this gorgon?

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 27, 2019 at 3:52 am

      For the record, my spirit animal is the bonobo monkey – as they spend most of their waking hours shagging the arse off other bonobo monkeys.

      I don’t know about the red bat, but that cunt’s spirit animal is muuuuuch more likely to be the fruit bat.

      • Inquiring minds
        August 27, 2019 at 9:16 am

        Why do you have conversations with yourself? And why do you comment under the same name and pretend it’s someone else?

        Things going downhill at home?

        Do you date an anime pillow?

        • dowen0895
          Dick Scratcher
          August 27, 2019 at 11:24 am

          Conversations with myself are far more interesting than talking to you.
          Fake Dick will get a dry slap right across his canister when I get hold of him.
          Now, off you fuck, you daft cunt.

  • Whatever It Is It’s Ugly
    August 27, 2019 at 1:47 am

    Is that Maura Healey ‘s chief if staff?

  • Crystal Laviolette
    BatBoy's Hairy Fruit
    August 27, 2019 at 1:00 am

    So no one gonna comment on the hairy pits tho? Tits and hairy pits. You can’t have it both ways, BatBoy.

  • If I were 21 I wouldn’t fuck u
    August 26, 2019 at 10:44 pm

    You know what while I’m on a roll I could go on tinder or adult friend finder and find a cooler better looking dumpslut from the L towns than his Cunt. Nothing about her is cool. Everything about her is a lie. Her whole life is a lie.

  • Judge dread
    August 26, 2019 at 10:32 pm

    Maybe I’m getting old but I’m not that old I’m the same age as uncle but looking at this creature. Wtf. When I was her age I was hooked up on thin cool hot chicks.

    She is trying to get soy boys and others that will fall prey into her. She is a sociopath and a nut job. 20 years ago it didn’t be used to be like this with college age chicks. Now they’re all DSM V lunatics.

    Is there something in the water? Is it big tech? These borderline / narcissistic/ histrionic a result of culture or environment or what? These cunts existed I’m sure 20 years ago, but they certainly weren’t prolific. Now they are. I blame social media.
    They are disgusting and pieces of human garbage.

  • Lake Flaccid
    August 26, 2019 at 10:03 pm


  • Early Release
    August 26, 2019 at 9:55 pm

    Apparently Brittany Bulge, the pole dancer from Springfield, wasn’t confined for long.

  • suckittrebek
    August 26, 2019 at 9:50 pm

    Nothing to see here, just your average fat fake american shitposting on facebook pretending like they are not worthless.

  • ncfoothillbilly
    August 26, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    Fruit batshit crazy, this one is.

  • Ann Chovy
    August 26, 2019 at 9:28 pm

    It looks like it has an indigenous spirit pizza…

  • David Duke
    August 26, 2019 at 9:11 pm

    White Power!

  • Brian E. Guilfoyle
    August 26, 2019 at 8:57 pm

    wait..what? starving? fat boy doesn’t look like he has missed many meals

  • Rachael Davis
    August 26, 2019 at 8:18 pm

    One of my comments on *their* post (fuck you for calling them an ‘it’ and repeatedly misgendering them ) is showing in this article and I did NOT give permission for some fuckboy to steal it off my friends page just so you can make fun of them.

    Fuck you…..die in a fire

    • No permission needed
      August 26, 2019 at 9:50 pm

      Bahahah anything you post online, is for the world to see, and use as they wish. You dont need permission. But that’s your entitlement coming thru. Are you an IT too?? Did TB offend you?? Awww

    • Edger Winter
      August 26, 2019 at 11:42 pm

      Well, you cunt, it calls Caucasians yt people. It can toss the insults out but it and it’s friends get butt hurt when someone goes hmmmm.

      I’m whiter than most. I’m an albino. It hurt my feelings.

      BTW you live in Chicopee on Front St. or in Granby?

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 27, 2019 at 3:54 am

      Hey, Rachael.

      I don’t think we’ve met, but I’ll take “Off you fuck, you fat slag!” for $500, please.


    • Crispy C
      August 27, 2019 at 11:08 am

      Rachael, do us all a favor and kill yourself now.

  • Dangly Spirit Bags
    August 26, 2019 at 8:10 pm

    My spirit animal is a giraffe. They can totally suck the the snots out of their own nostrils. Not sorry.

  • Gutter Muppet Honey
    August 26, 2019 at 8:05 pm

    Kill it with fire.

  • God Doom
    August 26, 2019 at 7:42 pm

    I’m an atheist and I’m really thinking the Christians had it right about the LGBT.

  • That Sucks
    August 26, 2019 at 6:58 pm

    I guess I cannot claim a spirit animal because I am not a native American indian or a BLT sandwich.

    • Retard
      August 26, 2019 at 7:07 pm

      Lazy fuck, Get a job and go back to being a man. Cut those baggs off.

  • Done with this nonsense
    August 26, 2019 at 6:54 pm

    It’s lunatics like this who are allowed to play amongst normal society that makes me, DAILY, pray for Armageddon. And for calling out its lunacy I am the bad guy…

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    August 26, 2019 at 6:28 pm

    The mental illness of the liberal left never ceases to amaze me

    Or amuse me for that matter

    • Ziggy
      August 26, 2019 at 6:48 pm

      I called the Eastern Red Bat last year here in the Westboro crazy asylum / housing. You can’t have it. I got Dibs!! I called it. I own it.

  • NeedToBleachMyEyes
    August 26, 2019 at 6:26 pm


  • Mr. Wood
    August 26, 2019 at 6:10 pm

    I…I…I got nothing. No words and hell no!!!

  • Bob Kraft
    August 26, 2019 at 6:07 pm

    I wouldn’t hit it.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    August 26, 2019 at 5:47 pm

    They are gorgeous! Halambrisha is just so beautiful, inside and out! I love their choice of the Eastern Red Bat as their Spirit Animal. I chose the Golden Retriever as my Spirit Animal. I named him Bailey.

  • Toaddy Fields
    August 26, 2019 at 5:45 pm

    2 Thessalonians 2:11-12 (KJV)

    “And for this cause God shall send them STRONG DELUSIONS, that they should believe a LIE: That they all might be damned who believed NOT THE TRUTH, but had pleasure in unrighteousness.”

  • capone181
    Total Mayhem
    August 26, 2019 at 5:25 pm

    I’ll bet that self-proclaimed Injun can’t say or pronounce Lake Chargoggagogmanchauggagoggchaubunagungamaugg.

    It should spend it’s spare time roaming the plains searching for winter meat.

    • capone181
      Total Mayhem
      August 26, 2019 at 5:30 pm

      Correction, meant to say can’t pronounce or spell.

      • ncfoothillbilly
        August 26, 2019 at 9:39 pm

        You left out a ‘g’.

  • whatevuh
    August 26, 2019 at 5:24 pm

    Something tells me, a long walk down a very active train track is in it’s future . . . . . thin the herd !

  • Sheesh Kabob
    August 26, 2019 at 5:17 pm

    It’s “Spirit Animal” is a crab. Or rather an infestation of “Spirit Crabs”

  • Wwy
    August 26, 2019 at 4:41 pm

    That’s something only a jewish mother would love.

  • Spic Tormentor
    August 26, 2019 at 4:24 pm

    That dyke faggot has tits that sag below sea level

    • WTF is it
      August 26, 2019 at 7:23 pm

      That thing is definitely a virgin and will remain one for life. It’s so ugly that it can’t be an attractive man or woman. On top of that it is retarded. Hang it up shim.

  • hartf811
    August 26, 2019 at 4:10 pm

    For $1000 can I have you wild raped anally by a bison, dragged behind a pickup truck with a heavy chain and light your bleeding corpse on fire using a gallon of gasoline? And 2 pairs of dirty socks. Almost forgot the socks .

  • Ogie oglethorpe
    August 26, 2019 at 4:02 pm

    Thats Fucking sick…..a 2 day worn pair of underwear for $40? I cant imagine the clientele. Excuse my while I go finish throwing up

  • Me
    August 26, 2019 at 4:01 pm

    For the sake of being grammatically correct I will hereafter refer to they/them as “his majesty.”


    You may wanna learn the difference between hereafter hereinafter.

    The the difference between hereafter and hereinafter


    is in time to come; in some future time or state while


    is in the parts of this document, statement, blog or book that follow; after this

  • john keegan
    grey ghost
    August 26, 2019 at 4:00 pm

    question haw she gets script for medicine that she desperately needs when she has not seen a doctor in over a year Being on bp meds (which have changed couple times over years) still have to have visit every 6 months or so before the doc will alter or renew only usefulness is as a sex object

    • ogie
      August 26, 2019 at 4:05 pm

      She is looking for wax, that is her meds. In other words she is hopped up on the grass

  • Me
    August 26, 2019 at 3:53 pm

    The blogger wrote,

    For the sake of being grammatically correct I will hereafter refer to they/them as “his majesty.”

    You may wanna learn the difference between hereafter and hereinafter.
    The the difference between hereafter and hereinafter
    is, “hereafter” is in time to come; in some future time or state while “hereinafter” is in the parts of this document, statement, blog or book that follow; after this

  • Snarky Politically-Motivated Comment Guy
    August 26, 2019 at 3:51 pm

    Thank God the modern Democratic Party has completely revamped itself to cater exclusively to responsible, contributing members of society like this fruit bat.

  • Julie the Jarhead
    August 26, 2019 at 3:30 pm

    Please explain “BLT-123.” It sounds like something I can use to offend people.

    • Hate Fags
      August 26, 2019 at 3:39 pm

      It’s what you call faggots.

  • Dick Scratcher
    August 26, 2019 at 3:25 pm

    Limerick of the day:

    Say what you will
    but he seems pretty chill
    hopefully ze gets my text and provides me a good rating
    if I wasn’t already married to a trans Id inquire about dating
    some good deals there
    I’m always looking for lacey things to wear

    -The real DS

    • dowen0895
      Dick Scratcher
      August 27, 2019 at 3:22 am

      Clearly this is not me, as it’s neither a limerick nor remotely funny.

      Whomever this is, I hope you get arse cancer.

      Off you fuck, right now.


  • Clitty Litter
    August 26, 2019 at 3:21 pm

    I gotta be honest. I kinda want to see they’s boobs.

  • Uncle Freddy.
    August 26, 2019 at 3:06 pm

    He’s got a nice set of bologna tits, I’d throw a fucking on him.

    • Punitive Damages
      August 26, 2019 at 3:49 pm

      As long as he’s not a great big barrel ass or a porker or some shit.

      • Joe Martinez
        August 27, 2019 at 1:25 am

        We gotta get Punitive Damages on “Jeopardy!” one of these days.

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