This is Rowan Indigo from somewhere out in Western Mass.
Who wore it better?
This lovely creature appears to be female, but wants you to refer to use her pronouns, they/them/their.
Because apparently fupa/dupa/poopa was already taken.
Rowan is in a dog group where a woman posted about where to get her pooch groomed due to the lockdown.
And since she is the ultimate plus sized Karen, she reminded the woman that getting your dog groomed kills healthcare workers and their families before she finally called the police.
As you can see, she’s one of those people who wants you to sign a waiver saying you won’t get COVID treatment if you leave your house and catch the commie cold. What I wanna know is, will she she sign an agreement not to receive medical treatment when she blows up the next time she shoves a twinkie down her gullet? I know it’s frowned upon to make fat jokes, but it’s the exact same logic. You don’t get to eat your way into an early grave and then complain that other people are living dangerously.
Then again, this is the kind of person who wants you to donate to her activist/artist/scam artist friends who rally around such really important causes as “fat shaming.”
Newsflash – you should be ashamed to be you. You are a horrible person who should be afraid of catching the commie cold because it’s more likely to kill someone with your gravitational pull. Now kindly hide in your basement and overdose on sour patch kids while the rest of us go on living our lives and getting our dog’s groomed.
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97 Comment(s)
We already HAVE ‘fat justice’ though, its called heart disease.
listen you fat fuckin douche canoe. the revolutionary war was all about standing up for our Constitutional rights, 75 years later those rights do exist. what are you the COVID police. go swallow some big macs you fat bitch
If your erection lasts more than four hours, see Rowan.
I think she joined the dog Facebook group for the free dog biscuits. Woof! Once again people are retarded, if someone wants to get there dog groomed that’s there own damn business u freaking lunatic.
£wish politicians, J£wish controlled media, and J£wish doctors have all conspired to take advantage of the opportunity known ad Covid-19. The lockdowns in white countries are not about containing the virus, which peaked in the USA in mid March BEFORE the quarantine. It’s about containing people. Crashing the economy puts us at the mercy of the government.
J£ws have done this before. During the HOLODOMOR the J£ws murdered millions of white people through starvation by quarantining them in cities and towns.
Such a boring routine. No one cares.Give it a rest.
She ate her damn spoons. All of ’em.
Those choppers would rip through wooden spoons
Do you know what actual waiver people should sign about Covid?
“I promise not to sue anyone, place or business for catching the Rona because I voluntarily left my house and went to a place where I knew that others would be. I knew that I could have #stayed the fuck home.”
It allows people who want to go to a business that wants to open without that fear, at least.
That should be a law.
#nobodyisdisposable except for Rowan Indigo you fat moose knuckle have POS bet she doesn’t believe in sucking dick because its demeaning. she looks like a gremlin with those teeth. bet she smells like a can of bad tuna cause she can’t reach her crotch. power hungry thunder thigh having, land whale looking, KFC bucket of the day eating ten ton Tess. rant over
Please donate to her shit stain drug addict friends so they won’t be evicted from thier apartment
I did not know that Jabbah Da Hutt had a sex change operation
I think he looked much better with his dick attached
UT metaphorically is as fat a cunt as this bitch and is as ratchet as anybody he posts about and most of you fukkin low brow commenters are too. love al
Stop posting pictures of fat womans!!! They ugly and smelly and the Fuck Pig do not like
One mini snickers bar away from being on “my 600lb life”
STFU cunt
Jawohl !
In a second Karen Reich study, we have found that in the case of BLT-123 Karen’s violators are less likely to comply, yet more likely to kill themselves rather than continue to look at their hideous body’s & ugly ratchet faces. While we technically realize this does not constitute compliance, in the end the ways justify the means. Which is really what our Karen’s use as rationale when executing our insanity.
Heil Karen!
This is who the virus came to eliminate.
I used to date this broad back in the old school. Wollaston Biotch!
Greasy hair, unbrushed teeth, obese, liberal, perfect candidate in favor of Darwinism.
All trannys are subhuman.
All faggots are subhuman.
All fatsos are subhuman.
All women are subhuman.
BLT-123? It’s already eaten BLT 456.
I hate this fat pig. You fucking suck pig shit sandwich eater. Your pappy should be drawn and quartered.
Calling the cops over a facebook post. What is this world coming to? Next thing she will report me for not wearing a mask on my own property.
What started out as a way to stay safe is now turning into one huge political s**t show where progressives such as AOC are going to control how we live and what we do. Stay home, don’t pay rent or mortgage, don’t pay your utilities, and get a check every month from the government, except for one thing — just where is this money going to come from?
Bernie, AOC and the faculty of almost every University and College got their wishes. Wuhan Corona has done more in 2 months for the green new deal and communists long term goals than a Bernie/AOC presidency could have ever done in 8 years. Yes we can!!! Whoopie poverty for everyone!!!
It’s not even worth showering anymore when you hit that point. When the will to even shower is gone (a self admission of worthlessness), the ticker stops soon after.
She looks like the type who shits in the shower, and stomps the turds down the drain, because the toilet is so clogged from years of abuse that it just gave out
Thats what fatties do when they cant reach around to wipe their ass. You would think it would dawn on them that the jallie rolls are in the way. We had an employee that had to use a yard stick ruler to wipe his ass. That mutgerfucket was a tub of lard
The most disgusting fat blob ever to grace these pages. I would love to see this mass of blubber on the ground gasping for a breath of air. I’d provide a mouthful of tangy urine for her to quench her thirst.The big fat pig is at risk because of her massive gross body. Nice teeth by the way.
People are on lockdown, there are food shortages and look at the fucking size of this one. We should eat her (him?) …whatever. When the going gets tough, fatties get eaten. Probably already full of barbeque sauce…
Sweet Jeebus, between this one and Kat da Fat from earlier we’re in bigger danger of them pulling satellites and asteroids to earth than from the Wuhan flu. Add too many more fatties like them in a cluster and we’ll have our own mini blackhole here in MA…
The fucking name. Røwan Indigo. WTF why LMFAO. Then IT really said “Fat JUSTICE”…. HAHAHAHA
Barnstable, Ma May 8, 2020. – Hundreds of nurses, nurses aides and other staff will go at least a month without pay under a furlough plan that takes effect Sunday at Cape Cod Healthcare, according to the Massachusetts Nurses Association. While 600 employees will go at least 30 days without pay, the union said senior managers of the health care system will take pay cuts between 5% and 12.5% through Oct. 3.
Eventually a crashed economy comes for everyone.
Yeah, no one’s been coming in for those oh-so-profitable chemotherapy treatments. What’s a mother to do? Somehow get those insurance-money-gushers back in here for their chemotherapy and be sure to leave more fresh packs of Newport cigarettes wherever you find the kids congregating. We’ll be back up to speed in no time.
The Newports plan is good long term but we need short term business plans. The welfare class already gets free money but… (wait for it, wait for it).
What if the welfare class gets an additional couple of thousand per month? Those crazy dcf moms and dead beat dads will be igniting meth labs, over dosing, riding motorcycles down escalators, stabbing people in Weymouth, hosting grammar school fight clubs, dumping kids out of Walmart carriages. Hospitals will be up and running at full capacity, ER’s over flowing.
I sure could use the extra money to buy more eggs.
Not yet. All governmental workers from municipal level to State level to Federal level have not lost a dime. All paid, and not showing up for work. Taxpayers be screwed again.
This woman/man/thing sounds like the other half of the gay, obese, allegedly disabled huckster from maybe Worcester who was profiled here a few weeks ago. The one who shared a luxury apartment with some other equally fat and sedentary woman or it/thing. They asked people on Facebook to donate items to them and to carry the items inside their building because they were too fat to get down to the street level. I’d look up the post but engaging in that much exercise would put this morbidly obese person to shame and wouldn’t be fair.
Ziegfried and Roy dies of aids and we call it covid.
Sorry Roy the ass fucking got ya.
Sodomite lifestyle caught up to you.
bitches teeth look like nasty old corn kernels
Bitch said “fat justice”…….BAAAHAHAHAAHAHAA!!!!
it is one of those people hated by others for what it is and does, but does not see the irony in the way it treats others, as if it has diplomatic immunity or some such thing. in its mind, it is special and deserves to behave like those who treat her ilk badly.
it does have a nice smile.
Aaaaaaaaaaand swiiang dheeeem hips, before I give u a bumma, just swing dem hips again, buttstink in the aaaaiiiir. And dut dut dut dut dut duhh
No one will ever look at this thing and say I love you and mean it and IT knows IT.
Whoa, sorry, we’re not hiring anyone who needs an XXL uninform for the mask enforcement unit.
Ok, so, help me out. Today is May 8th. We have Martini Walsh cancelling events not only in July but up through Labor day!? WTF? So, is he telling parents Fuck You, your kids are home schooling to start the year? So, assuming people have jobs, who’s sitting at home making sure middle school kids are logging into school? And if someone is bored, tell me how much tax revenue the city, nevermind the state, will lose this summer alone from cancelled events (SummerSlam from WWE was going to bring some big cash in). And then Mr Parker, the monotone moron, what’s the fucking plan!? I took a 20% paycut, I lost my annual raise and bonus all within a 3 week period you asshole! I can’t go into any place w/o a stupid mask on. I can’t buy a goddamn pair of new shoes for work never mind pants. I have to look at signs in towns with their fucking hastags #stayhomestaysafe. Tell me when I can go out to eat, nevermind ths pick up shit while sitting in my car because i’m not allowed to go inside to even pick it up. AND if you even try to put the burden on us w/ an income tax increase, I hope the hell people rise up and make your legacy as memorable as Jane Swift.
Tip of the iceberg my friend. State and locals aren’t getting close to the normal “revenue” taxes from fuel, income, sales, meals, closed hotels, closed businesses. When the tyrants big and small realize they don’t have enough tax dollars to buy votes, that is when there will be some urgency to reopen.
MBTA is at 8% ridership last I heard and it was already under water in it’s budget. Budgets for pandering will be zero, budgets for snow removal, schools, public works next to zero. Income tax on zero income, is zero, not paying much fuel tax filling up once a month vs twice a week, people shopping in small numbers and mostly on line. People are putting off buying cars and other big ticket items so the State isn’t collecting the sales tax on unsold cars, appliances, boats, property. The dealerships and stores get stuck with an inventory glut and orders to the factories go flat.
Once 40% of the restaurants and 20 to 30 % of the other small businesses are gone and the employees are broke with no way to earn the State and locals will have to do with even less of our
taxes.
Um, what two words begin with “federal” and end with “bailout”? That’s one reason why a senile rapist is being pushed to become the next president. He’ll be persuaded in seconds to bail out everyone and every thing on the planet.
Same reason the closure of schools for the last 2 months was rolled out in increments: if officials announced the closure for the year at the beginning, parents would riot in the street. “You mean I have to care for my poon polyp?”
Homer Simpson said it best: “We never would have had these children if we knew we’d be responsible for them!”
Being loud, obese, stupid and a snitch is no way to go through life…
The spores. Imagine. Never mind.
Do they have these waivers for fags. They sign if they ass fuck then no aids cocktail for them.
Oh wait the left praises the sodomy lifestyle. So there will be no talk of waivers
Once again another fatty whose clear and present danger is her ever expanding waistline.
Fat fucks should ha e to sign a cheeseburger waiver.
If fatty eats tne whole bag of chips and she will then she should wsive her rights to healthcare because her appetite caused it
Skinny person please! She doesn’t eat an entire bag of chips she eats 2 or 3 party sized bags of chips and 30 ounces of cheese flavored sour cream. When she does choose chips and dip and thats during one netflix movie.
Hostess/Entermans/Hood
My nickname is Ring Ding
Can I get me a box of 12 Little Debbie Coffee Cakes?
Whst sbout the diet coke to wash it down? Fatties will order 3 double cheese burgers with biggie fries chocolate cake and oh a diet coke.
Hahahah fat justice!! That’s a Pat. Not a him or her. A Pat.
Obesity is deadly.
Her and ol’ Biddy oughtta have a shitstain competition. Like da one we did at ol’ cribby. olkister.
Imagine the healthcare bills we have and are going to have to pay for this fucking thing. This thing should be put down.
Never mind the Kung Pow Sicken. That land manatee could kill a dog with her shadow!
Some women get plastic surgery and they look like eye candy. If she got plastic surgery she’d look like John Candy.
Give her a haircut and she could be Kim Jung Gook’s body double.
10 million dollars, tax free. Would ya ? And when I say would ya I mean everything.
Yup
Jesus christ monkey balls.
Of all my silly little thoughts… here’s one I never imagined having: Bruce Jenner be lookin like a damn 10.
まいこ, has she had her baby yet? she is a Wheaties ten, but a Cap’n Crunch 8, with room for improvement. she’s no Kardashian, and that’s a fact!
If Ms. Jenner was a Kardashian her baby would be black and she’d be shaped like an ant. We were only one 1970 Buffalo Bills touchdown from not knowing who the Kardashians are. Funny how life works sometimes.
“…and she’d be shaped like an ant.”
coffee out the nose when i read that one. yes, life is truly for the strange and despite how it played out, i still don’t know what a Kardashian is, other than religiously slutty in an Emmet Pismire kind of way.
it’s raining on salted air.
It rains in the Maines too. Cold and salty. Very EE Cummings. Like somewhere I never traveled beyond gladly. No one not even the rain has such small hands. Been awhile since I read that one. Thanks for the reminder.
She’s hot!
I’m a Democratic candidate for the United States Senate. Look me over. If you like what you see, help me out; if not, you can vote for the other Biden. Give me a look, though.
I’m pro LGBT
Liberty
Guns
Booze
Trump
Wonder if she knows the hogs from Worcester who measure anything
that requires movement as “spoons.”
Without question, she’s put a least a dozen toilets into therapy. The attitude, the obesity, those disgusting teeth and unquestionably a permanent stench of stale sweat mixed with b.o. because she can’t reach more than half her body when getting hosed off like the baby elephant she is. She probably missed one of her 15 daily feedings and that made her cranky enough to post her nonsense.
Hey lardo, I just called sea world. They’ll be by to crane you up and deposit you with the other orcas where you belong.
how dare you
Baby elephants are active, cute and run around with energy. This woman is a lump of Crisco melting in the sun and demanding we all melt with her.
I GuarantEE this lard pumpkin has the gurgling fat voice. gahhh handg me sumg gahh mower M M’s gurggle gurggle I want ahh gurggle extra large ga coffee triple mocha with extra whipped cream and 2 scoops of gahhh ice gream gahh gurggle gurggle.
So many women revealing their true nature, demanding people be left to die and not receive medical care. It only took the right moment to reveal the darkness within most women the stalking evil hatred these women are normally so careful to hide and cover up with all their coexist and love smoke screens. Rejected women like her and women who feel invulnerable like hot nurses are just letting the world see who they are.
Her underwear would make a good bra, for yo momma’s car.
She has to take a break after she gets herself out of bed in the morning.
Fuck didn’t see someone already used Captain Ahab.
Would that be a 2 or 3 Cinnabon break?
She don’t look like Neptune. She looks like Uranus
Thar she blows
Rowan, Get off Face Book and take a long, long walk. Every day. Those stricken the least are health care workers – FACT. Read some real news after your walk. They signed up for jobs they’re doing. Who are you to suggest that any human being sign a waiver to forgo medical treatment if they are infected by Covid? By the way, let us know the state law this woman has broken. She asked a question. I don’t think the police will arrest her for that.
This is why the grocery stores are running low on food . . . .
She’s the one who needs a dog groomer.
Blt-123 is a bisexual lesbian tranny?
What the fuk
I think some people are just really bored right now. I mean they gotta be. Trolling FB groups to report people over dumb shit. Y’all need a PlayStation or something
What the fuck is that beast? Jesus
They looks like someone tried to make a snow man out of potatoes
She going to sign a waiver for all the fast food she stuffs down her throat?
What a frap flap. Put a fucking mask on, oh ya, tie 2 together to fit around your fat, done nothing for society ever except consume sugar and bitch about real people with real lives face. She should be banned from sperm donor centers. Fat welfare beast. Bring your dogs over the shit on her porch, and sign her up for naked and afraid auditions.
Karen plus fat = Fatren….. you heard it here first.
They are gorgeous! Thank you Rowan for keeping us safe!
I can teach an ape the ballet. I can train an elephant to line dance.
Then you give me THIS!
That’s why I fucking retired!
I hope the Weston PD laugh in her fucking fat face. Stupid fucking assclown.
Sorry, hope they laugh in HIS/HER/IT’S fat fucking face…
Gotta be proper.
Perfect example of why our medical costs are so high… Sweet Jesus…
Definitely a they. because there’s gotta be more than one person in their weight wise. I like what that woman said are you serious? and you know what the sick fucking thing is she is … I was thinking of everybody trying to sue you all the time (Idiots) and I think maybe we should have a what is that when everybody gets together and Sue’s a company? Oh ya class action suit that’s it we should have a class action suit against her just for being this much of a Karen