Social Justice Warriors

BLT-123 Rapper Who Applied To Work At Turtleboy Last Year Starts Another GoFundMe For Chop-Chop Surgery While Bragging About Buying Weed


In 2018 I was contacted by a BLT-123 who wanted to work for Turtleboy and lead us to greatness. This dude had it all figured out.

This was one of those messages Facebook hides from  you if you’re not Facebook friends with someone, but I saw it a few months later and passed. I was intrigued by the whole, “I’m a conservative BLT-123 who hates social justice queefs,” but the “Your blog sucks right now and I alone can fix it,” was the real turn off.

Anyway, I totally forgot about this homo sapien until a turtle rider messaged me last month with a GoFundMe scam they wanted me to blog about (not knowing that Ari had ever contacted me).


Emergency crisis fund? I don’t think you understand what Turtleboy is sir. You’re literally the exact type of person we exist to blog about. And the fact you call yourself conservative while using identity politics to whine about how unfair life as you beg for money, might be even more bizarre than you claiming to be a fan of our work.

You have no kids and you’re not even a junkie. I don’t give a shit about any of your problems if you’re an adult with no kids. Once you have crotch fruits to tend to then come talk to me about grownup problems. I would sell my left nut for the freedoms I had when I was 27 and there weren’t two poon polyps (who I love very much) constantly needing me for shit.

And please, stop with the “I have pride” thing. No one actually believes that. It’s not your first GoFundMe, and anyone with an ounce of pride would be humiliated to put up a GoFundMe like this.

Oh, and he’s a rapper.

And he’s previously started a GoFundMe to support his rap career.

As if my man here couldn’t get any less deplorable. When he messaged me last year I never responded, but did so in late December of this year when I found the GoFundMe. I saw some of the videos before he took down his account, and it was the ear cancer you knew it would be.

This dude LIVES off of GoFundMe’s.

Notice a theme? Everything is someone else’s fault. The evil white women who wanted him to pay rent, the “Tourettes syndrome,” and all the mean people who misgender him because of the fact that he’s packing like he’s about to go on a two week cruise. Like that time the plumber his landlady hired misgendered him.


Many people have pointed out that he probably doesn’t have Tourette’s either.

Probably because he admitted that the symptoms only really come out when he’s doing a film for a GoFundMe.

According to a comment on one of the GFM’s he also has been accused of sexual assault, and several women have complained that he changes in front of them.

But of course, according to SJWs (who he claimed to despise when he messaged me) forcing women to look at dong is what social progress looks like. Embrace that shit bitches.

And yes, he has had one for the gender reassignment surgery.

Someone should tell him that if he goes to jail and Elizabeth Warren becomes President, the taxpayers will take care of that for him. That’s not hyperbole either. She literally said that.

Does this sound like the kind of person who is “sick and tired of the hypocrisy of social justice warriors?”

Sorry pal, but at Turtleboy we don’t generally care for people who openly whine that they’re not getting $1,500 a month from social security because they’re a dude who thinks they’re a chick.

Here’s the best part – he has plenty of money for weed every time the dispensary gets that new strain of hydro.

So yea Ari, I dunno if Turtleboy is really the place for you, but feel free to offer us some more unsolicited advice on how to keep our business afloat. Things are obviously going great for you. My personal favorite part about your application was how you shit on us for having a donate button. God knows you would never do anything like that right?


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54 Comment(s)
  • Trannies Are Sick
    April 19, 2020 at 4:25 pm

    Transgenderism is a mental illness, not a civil rights issue, and it should be treated as such. Don’t believe me? Then go to “BitChute” and search for a video by “MisterMetokur” called “Trantastic Tales Episode 1: How the Sausage is Made”. Watch this video and after you have seen it, tell me that anybody who puts themselves through this horrible act of self-mutilation doesn’t have a screw loose! You’ll also understand why the suicide rate for post-operative trannies is astronomical. They go through all of this, and for what? Its physically impossible for a guy to become a gal or vice-versa. At best, after months of horrible agony they end up with a crude simulation that does not work. At worst, they end up with massive festering wounds that never heal. And of course, once the deed is done there’s no turning back! Be forewarned. This video is not for the faint-of-heart and once you’ve seen it, there’s no turning back. It is, simultaneously, the most horrible yet fascinating video I’ve ever seen…

  • foleyworld
    Casino Scum
    January 8, 2020 at 3:52 pm

    Trans people are one of my worst phobias. They scare the Hell outta me! I can’t understand em, They’re gross, confused, fucked up and probably fukin crazy! And they’re willing undergo self mutilation to satisfy a fukung mental illness!!! Who would do that to themselves???? Somebody with severe mental problems! I’m ok with the gays, they don’t bother me too much. I even like the blacks, except for the really really ghetto crack dealer types. But I loath the Trans creatures! They should all be Rounded up and forced into mental health facilities

  • This Just Proves ......
    January 8, 2020 at 12:02 pm

    ….. that they are ALL mentally FUCKING ill! An incredibly large percentage of them are unemployed because of some BS disease that they create or they claim they have been abused by every single living organism they have ever come in contact with, so they throw up some Go-Fund me scam and make money off of all the Schizophrenic Woke Fucks.
    Shut the fuck up, get a job and use your own money to chop off your dick!

  • Eunuchorn
    January 7, 2020 at 8:25 pm

    Dear Ari,
    I remember you from Northampton. You’re a clown.
    I also remember that you sexually assaulted another tranny, you’re a racist against wipipo (remember the party where you insisted that people of color would be denied entrance if they brought their white partner with them?), you tried to make money selling your disgusting version of coquito, your tic toc video was clearly a show. You’re a professional victim.

  • Art R.
    January 7, 2020 at 1:44 pm

    Gender dysphoria Is a mental illness. We need to have these people committed.

  • white girl occasionally wasted
    January 7, 2020 at 12:03 pm

    ” genuflect to your cisnormative standards ”
    Seriously, what the fuck does that even mean? It’s as if these lunatics just make shit up as they go. Completely oblivious to their own insanity.

  • Give a Fag a Throat Punch
    January 7, 2020 at 11:35 am

    This fag needs a new joint. May I suggest joining the military?

    OH THAT’S RIGHT. Trump has banned TRANNY FAGGOTS from joining! The military is for HUMANS ONLY. NO SUBHUMAN FAGGOTS ALLOWED.

    MAGA!!! KAG!!!!

  • Murder Squad
    January 7, 2020 at 11:23 am

    SInce Sen. Omar is sucking the blood out of the ‘richest country’ on earth, why doesn’t she use the taxpayer money to help other people instead of using it to facilitate her affairs and lavish trips for her friends?

  • Flatnose
    January 7, 2020 at 11:17 am

    Ever notice how every LGBTZOMGWTFBBQ calls themselves a “victim” when trying to sound humble? Sheer theatrics and hysteria.

    • What a coincidence
      January 7, 2020 at 11:21 am

      And “survivor”, when all their drama is self-inflicted. Weak sauce.

  • Dan Glieballs
    January 7, 2020 at 11:16 am

    Karma can only be portioned out by the universe, Charro. Hate that passive aggressive shit mean shit.

  • randiguy2006
    January 7, 2020 at 11:09 am

    Once again TB showing his jealousy over the fact that some people actually raise money online when then beg for it.

  • Michelle Carter
    January 7, 2020 at 10:54 am

    Freak. Kill yourself.

  • E.Norma Stitz
    January 7, 2020 at 10:48 am

    send it to Iran.

    seriously, what the fuck is that?

  • Judge dread
    January 7, 2020 at 10:43 am

    The judge wants to roll treatment for this BLT-123 back to 1962.

    Castration and lobotomy.

    But I guess he would be subject to more welfare.

  • George Lopez
    January 7, 2020 at 10:29 am

    I want to suck Ari’s dick and lick its balls and asshole and I will do it for half price.

    • Judge dread
      January 7, 2020 at 10:50 am

      George you threatened the POTUS on twitter for threading to kill him for $40m, half of the bounty, secret service is going to elbow fist ur ass. Cuz you are a has been desperately trying to maintain relevance by threading DJT. Make sure all the mirrors full of coke are cleaned up before you get a knock and talk.

  • Metro West Guy
    January 7, 2020 at 9:57 am

    Professional victims are both annoying and anti-American. Try telling a person who’s blind or born without legs that because you twitch now and then the World owes you whatever you want on a silver platter.

  • Kenneth the dildo
    January 7, 2020 at 9:38 am

    This creature will commit suicide in 3.2.1.

  • faggot detector
    January 7, 2020 at 9:15 am

    sometimes faggots like this spic hang themselves

    • Spic Tormentor
      January 7, 2020 at 9:32 am

      About 40%

      Hopefully those numbers increase

  • Spic Tormentor
    January 7, 2020 at 9:14 am

    Word on the street is that this tranny-spic-faggot-sped has been living off cam girl tips from Ghost Cowboy.

  • DudeRanchStripClub
    January 7, 2020 at 8:55 am

    Beyond the fact this person is an undeniable bastard, there ARE far too many misspellings and grammar issues.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 7, 2020 at 8:24 am

    Where do all of these cakes come from? Is there something in the air? WTF

  • Hunter Biden
    January 7, 2020 at 8:19 am

    Ari gave me a heck of a Rusty Trombone.

    • Idi Amin
      January 7, 2020 at 8:45 am

      I would give Ari a Ugandan Cement mixer.

  • ChipChipperson
    January 7, 2020 at 7:58 am

    “Hello I’m a Puerto Rican man with a lifelong dream of becoming an unfuckable Puerto Rican woman.”

    • Mitch Cumstein
      January 7, 2020 at 10:01 am

      Winner. Outstanding comment.

  • hartf811
    January 7, 2020 at 7:08 am

    Society is not responsible for subsets of subsets, freaks and other misfits. Want to be a butterfly? Fine. But you pay your own way.

  • Chesna
    January 7, 2020 at 7:08 am

    I won’t be posting anything you know karma.

  • Jewmerica
    January 7, 2020 at 6:55 am

    Hey Turtle Riders,

    I am going to take a break from posting for awhile as I have to serve out my sentence for possession of child porn. Actually, a fuckton of child porn.

  • Dr. Nofucks to Give
    January 7, 2020 at 6:12 am

    One tap from 20 yards….

  • x
    January 7, 2020 at 4:06 am

    I can’t get over how it wants to be hired as a “peer counselor/advocate.”

  • dowen0895
    Dick Scratcher
    January 7, 2020 at 2:59 am

    Ari & Sarai Rivera would make a great wrestling tag team.

    They should be called The Cunts.

  • Jewmerica
    January 7, 2020 at 2:13 am

    Another article on how sickly Jewish America became,very sad to see the little hats destroy another country.

  • Dems are pervs
    January 7, 2020 at 2:01 am

    Ari should find a sugar daddy up on Beacon Hill. There’s a few of those politicos that would be down to party with Mr. Chiquita before they go home to their wife and kids. He/she can take a position up there so a few of the dirty old men can take turns with the intern.

    • George Lopez
      January 7, 2020 at 10:32 am

      I am looking for Hollywood interns who fit the mold like Ari.

  • Alex Cora
    January 7, 2020 at 1:48 am

    Think I have found my new bullpen coach.
    Ownership is willing to have Rainbow Penis
    Bobblehead night at all home games.Military
    “heroes” will no longer be honored.Not on our
    dugout roofs. #No Time for Hate #Woke
    We stand with Iran.

    • Sleepy Joe Biden
      January 7, 2020 at 2:00 am

      Buy me a $13.25 12oz light beer and I will
      deepthroat a Fenway frank.

      • Charlie Baker
        January 7, 2020 at 2:14 am

        I’ll do it for a stale pretzel,no mustard,and a warm diet Fresca.

        • A.J.
          January 7, 2020 at 3:04 pm

          Dad leave this one alone.
          Thats my forte.
          I got a plane seat right next to Ari on my trip to Rio and my hands may get frisky.
          We wont let the public know about the disposition of the previous case.

      • Bawney Frank
        January 7, 2020 at 10:43 am

        I resemble that remark….big fella.

  • Donatello
    January 7, 2020 at 1:19 am

    This is my tranny rap
    Cut off my dick can’t get it back
    Gonna hit the body shop
    Just got hormones from my doc

    My name is Jeff but I’m a girl now
    You better call me by my pronouns
    Or else it’ll be an online showdown
    Call Anitfa to roll up on your town

  • Trevor Noah
    January 7, 2020 at 12:55 am

    Great anal!

  • Granny Warrens Sweater Collection
    January 7, 2020 at 12:50 am

    What a cunt!

  • Silencio Dogood
    January 7, 2020 at 12:37 am

    A real man (realman?) knows how to jump start a dead battery… even wearing lipstick.

  • Bird for 3
    January 6, 2020 at 11:34 pm

    “Earthy taste and herbal aroma”. If you have a friend that talks about grass like this, smash them & call them ‘Ari’. Fucking enough of that bullshit artisan queer sniffing weed critiques & their stupid fucking made up names that nobody believes.

  • Sarah Conner
    January 6, 2020 at 11:29 pm

    The only people getting “snubbed” are the tax payers. Good luck paying for your own family when you have to pay for everyone else’s!

  • Bird for 3
    January 6, 2020 at 11:23 pm

    South Park needs to do this episode.

    • The Amazingly Randi
      January 7, 2020 at 8:37 am

      Cock Magic

  • Klancy
    January 6, 2020 at 11:20 pm

    Do it for DiDi

  • John3:16
    January 6, 2020 at 11:11 pm

    Van got towed because…late SSI check and slow tow truck?
    No, van got towed because it was parked in a no parking area during a parking ban.

    $100 short on rent…not a cost that fluctuates monthly.

    It’s snowing…it’s New England.

    Stop blaming everyone else and your problems FOR your problems.

    You wanting to be a woman is a symptom of a problem…it is not the problem. Oh and keep in mind, women have to pay rent, park legally and deal with snow in Massachusetts, too. Save your money and get a therapist who doesn’t pander…and the local library is free and can help with financial planning. While you are there, grab a Bible and focus on what really matters…God loves you and has a better plan for you than this mess you are in now.

  • (((My fellow Puerto Ricans)))
    January 6, 2020 at 11:03 pm

    (((Ari Rivera))) is so obviously a jew

  • Hate Fags
    January 6, 2020 at 10:50 pm


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