Ludlow Grundle Gopher BLT-123 Beats Up Other Dude, Tells Cops He Has The Commie Cold, Spits On Them, Says He Wants Their Family To Die From Coronavirus


This is Tami Sexton from Ludlow.

As you can see, he’s a BLT-123 who seems to be insane, which makes sense because you’re obviously mentally ill if you have a dick and you think that you’re a chick. Thus this arrest on Tuesday in Ludlow was hardly surprising.

Shoutout to the Ludlow Police for not calling this dude a “she” in the arrest report. Because that’s what SJWs want you to do, and we should be doing the exact opposite of everything they tell you that you can’t do. Masslive of course referred to him as “she” in their story, because they’re a politically correct rag that can’t even reproduce a police report without injecting their agenda into it.

This dude beat the shit out of another dude, something a woman wouldn’t be able to do. He then barricaded himself in an apartment, said he had coronavirus, and then spit on a bunch of cops while wishing death upon their families. On what planet am I living where we have to honor people like this by using the pronouns they arbitrarily decided we have to use?

This skin freak is “self-employed,” which of course is ratchet for unemployed, owns a “business” called Wicked Girls Photography, lists himself as a “public figure: bisexual smut star model,” and has a pay to play account on

Wicked Girls Photography is largely just him taking blurry selfies in panties, or being a weirdo in general.

There’s some really glamorous work in his portfolio, including stunning images with toilet paper and/or overflowing trash bags in the background.

He does have other clients though, and the camera work is just out of this world.

He features “rising stars” with purple hair and door knockers hanging off of their noses.

Demand must be high because he charges $300 an hour.

He’s very busy though, so don’t get all butthurt if he doesn’t get back to you right away.

He does a lot of giveaways to promote his content. And of course the top prize is just what any dude wants – his grundle juice soaked panties that he’s decided are worth $325.

The second place prize is a gift card to Amazon, but I guess he wants you to buy this Abella Danger vaginal recreation thing with it.

It gets weirder. First of all, somehow this dude seems to actually have thirsty dudes who compliment him on his ass.

Granted they look like this dope fiend.


But still, the fact that there is a market out there for this is remarkable.

And in the strangest turn of events yet, he’s also a Republican who proudly flies the flag of Dixie, which the Republican party destroyed in the Civil War.

He only speaks “Enlish” though, so no Puerto Ricans allowed.

And just in case you were wondering…..

Nah, dude, you definitely want big penis.

Anyway, the fact that Thomas here will probably end up in chick jail is everything that is wrong with our system today. Just remember that in November one of the candidates thinks that he should be in jail with men, and the other thinks a dude who’s capable of beating the shit out of another dude and spits on cops when he says he has coronavirus, should be in a women’s jail.


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89 Comment(s)
  • Tami Sexton
    June 9, 2021 at 2:11 am

    Lol Thank you for all the free promoting ur doing fir me I haven’t made more money then I am now
    MUAHHHH xoxo Love Turtleboy ❤

  • Mayor Pete
    April 26, 2020 at 2:18 pm


  • Mike Pence
    April 24, 2020 at 1:31 pm


  • Vegan LadyBoy
    April 23, 2020 at 7:14 pm

    I’m a proud transgendered woman who enjoys long talks into the wee hours of the morning, kittens, walks on the beach and shaving my scrotum until it bleeds. Hit me up on GRINDR and let’s bump pussies!

  • It’s not a tumor
    April 18, 2020 at 10:20 pm

    Boys have a penis. Girls have a vagina.

    • Caitlyn Jenner
      April 26, 2020 at 2:20 pm

      Some girls have penises you fucking bigot!!!

  • Fast Eddie
    April 18, 2020 at 5:41 pm

    We use to kick the shit out of the freaks in high school. Yes, that was my high point in life.

  • Rodney Ramrod
    April 18, 2020 at 4:08 pm

    I may hate septum piercings, but at least that Courtney chick is a REAL woman – who also has a juicy ass. God bless.

  • Not sorry
    April 18, 2020 at 4:06 pm

    I knew right off the bat that this was a dude. Did he get a toilet plunger up his ass for his troubles? Sorry, but severe mental illness and transgender mentality coincide far more often that not.

    April 18, 2020 at 3:26 pm

    I’m soooo horny!!!! Are there any bath houses open? What about the RAMROD?

  • Dr Wu
    Dr Wu
    April 18, 2020 at 10:53 am

    I wish I had the bag of nickels that someone beat his fact with- I’d be a millionaire.

    • Sue Aside
      April 18, 2020 at 4:06 pm

      I’m coming for you Tami

  • One Little, Two Little, Three Little Indians
    April 18, 2020 at 10:48 am

    I’m waiting for the inevitable shit storm coming from Granny Warren about the Ludlow PD using the wrong pronoun for describing that mental case. No doubt an apology is coming.
    I like how Granny Warren is no longer on the logo of Land O Lakes now too. Indian Motorcycles are next to fall.

  • Liberal Trump
    April 18, 2020 at 9:16 am

    Saw in a recent poll that 87% of tranny voters support Donald Trump for president.

    • JP
      April 19, 2020 at 8:49 am

      How about some proof ? Go fuck yourself btw.

  • Silencio Dogood
    April 17, 2020 at 10:57 pm

    just once, in a story about these surgical heroes; sensitively, s/he offered a cup of tea to the Officers, before surrendering to arrest, with the elegance of a wo/man raised to present polished European manners.

  • Friends of TAMI ❤️
    April 17, 2020 at 9:24 pm


    • Eric Wunschel
      April 18, 2020 at 6:49 am

      You are very judgemental.

  • Christine Kennefick
    Just Christine
    April 17, 2020 at 8:56 pm

    He looks like a dude in girls clothes. Not even good looking! Body of a tree trunk

    • Eric Wunschel
      Dr. Frankenstien
      April 18, 2020 at 8:23 am

      He needs the long hair to hide the bolts in his neck

  • Paul Casale
    Tranny Chaser
    April 17, 2020 at 8:37 pm

    It looks like Tom Cruise pre-nose job on the end of a fish hook. Why would someone that is ugly to begin with intentionally make themselves look more hideous?

  • Randy Magnum
    April 17, 2020 at 8:07 pm

    Yikes! I’ll bet this freak is having a blast at the jail right about now.

    • Eric Wunschel
      April 17, 2020 at 9:38 pm

      Being MA, what are the chances its already out of the pokey?

  • Jeffrey Dahmer
    April 17, 2020 at 7:57 pm

    I call the wing,leg,and dark meat!

  • Guinea Geisha
    April 17, 2020 at 7:31 pm

    Strap-on spelled backwards is no parts.

  • Bob Murchison
    April 17, 2020 at 5:42 pm

    Will pay “her” $20.00 to drop a log on my chest.

  • Trevor Noah
    April 17, 2020 at 5:32 pm

    Would raw dog it

  • Massachusetts DTA
    April 17, 2020 at 5:17 pm

    Section 8 apartments here, get ya section 8 apartments here, everyone gets a section 8 apartment even you Mr and Mrs Illegal and you Thing.

  • Finn
    April 17, 2020 at 5:14 pm

    Definitely WOULD!

    Get Fucked!

    By Him!

  • Let me up, I've had enough
    April 17, 2020 at 4:13 pm

    Fire destroys everything.

  • Mr. Leahy RIP
    April 17, 2020 at 4:12 pm

    Imagine if this freak showed up at the recruiting center in 1863 and said he wanted to sign up to fight yankees? Holy crap….

  • Judge dread
    April 17, 2020 at 3:37 pm

    That’s fucking disgusting. The judge says mandatory castration but that’s probably what that BLT-123 wants. Fucking nasty.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 17, 2020 at 2:24 pm

    Ze is gorgeous!

  • whatevuh
    April 17, 2020 at 2:20 pm

    I’m wondering what kind of moronic landlord thought it was a good idea to rent this thing an apartment? LMAO

    P.S. there are only 2 genders, all the rest are mental illness

    • Things That'll Never Happen for $500, Alex
      April 17, 2020 at 3:27 pm

      Their kind should do what they’ve done in every other institution. Take over. They should all become landlords so they can lead the way.

  • Courtney Loch
    April 17, 2020 at 1:37 pm

    After about six beers, two shots of tequila, and an eighth of some potent pot shop weed, I’d let it sick my dick.

    April 17, 2020 at 1:27 pm

    That transformer looks like a (((decepticon))).

      April 17, 2020 at 1:45 pm

      Which is to say it looks pretty hot!

        April 17, 2020 at 1:59 pm

        Thank you for helping to spread the truth.

        • Help, I'm new here
          April 17, 2020 at 2:08 pm

          I just recently got into TBS during the lockdown, is it common to reply to your own posts several times?

          • Help, I'm new here
            April 17, 2020 at 2:12 pm

            It’s quite common

          • LMFAO!
            April 17, 2020 at 2:14 pm


  • DudeRanchStripClub
    April 17, 2020 at 1:24 pm

    Something tells me that he’s a squirter.

  • Slitherin Spotted
    April 17, 2020 at 12:39 pm

    He belongs in Ashkaban, as that is clearly Severus Snape.

  • saraTONIN
    April 17, 2020 at 12:36 pm

    IT’S MA’AM

    • melaTONIN
      April 17, 2020 at 3:54 pm


  • Fat Girl Titties
    April 17, 2020 at 12:28 pm

    I thought Ric Ocasek died. Guess he just wanted to be a tranny in a trailer park.

    • This is Rick
      April 17, 2020 at 2:45 pm

      “i don’t mind you ‘cumming’ here, wasting all my time…..”

      • The Real Ric
        April 17, 2020 at 5:03 pm

        “You might think I’m crazy
        To Hang around with you”

  • I is, I are turtleshim
    April 17, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    Turtleshim stalking the facebook for new jerk off material and instead of posting one or two photos to make a point he stalks the other shims account and posts every picture here for his readers viewing pleasure because he just cares about you so much that he has to pollute your eyes with pictures of another mentally unstable irrational shim such as shimself but yes tell me I was wrong about turtleshim stalking people for jerk off pictures in my other post turtleshim cares about his readers so much that he has to pollute your eyes with this shim fuckery there it is folks turtleshims fetish of other shims shared and posted here for all your shim viewing pleasure turtleshim stop beating the Irish potato so profusely over this shims pictures you’re going to go blind

    • TL;DR You're a douche
      April 17, 2020 at 12:15 pm

      You really are

      • I is, I are turtleshim
        April 17, 2020 at 12:38 pm

        How would you know what I said was douchy if you didnt read it
        right because you did read it and that is what made you feel compelled to call me a douche
        if you’re trying to hurt my feelings than DO BETTER

        • TL;DR
          April 17, 2020 at 1:05 pm

          You’re feelings aren’t hurt? Well now my feelings are hurt!


          • Tl;dr
            April 17, 2020 at 1:35 pm

            Perhaps you could sit around your coleman electric grill and sing kumbaya with your other sissy friends and tell them about it

          • TL;DR You're a douche
            April 17, 2020 at 1:55 pm

            Will do, right after we bang your mom!

    • Enough Already!
      April 17, 2020 at 6:34 pm

      Here we go again with the run on sentagraphs. I know they let some of the prisoners out of jail because of the Chinese Virus, did they do the same with the mental institutions? Please take his/him/hers/she/it’s computer and phone away so it can’t comment anymore.

  • Snarky Pete
    April 17, 2020 at 12:01 pm

    That’s sanity in a Progressive world.

  • Obey us and release the blt123
    April 17, 2020 at 11:56 am

  • The Spic Tormentor
    Spic Tormentor
    April 17, 2020 at 11:53 am

    If you could go ahead and never include pictures of faggots in womens underwear in any of your blogs ever again that would be greeeat.

    • Miss Piggy
      April 17, 2020 at 11:59 am

      Fat fingers. Sorry for the downvote

    • foleyworld
      Casino Scum
      April 17, 2020 at 2:01 pm

      Thank you for saying what most of us were thinking ST! I can’t unsee what I just saw! Cmon AK you ruined my lunch!! I want to wash my eyes out with bleach but that would just make things worse!
      That thing is even more repulsive than most other BLTs. God help me I truly hate em! Even worse than I hate wiggas!
      And I’m what AK used to refer to as a reasonable Democrat. We’re not all liberals believe it or not, some of us are just pro labor, pro union and hate the medical-Industrial complex and tax-free billionaires.

    • I concur
      April 17, 2020 at 4:59 pm

      I’ve never agreed more with one of your comments, and that’s saying alot, because you’re consistently entertaining

      The story itself was sufficient…maybe a couple of neck up pics to punctuate it, but the line shoulda been drawn there

      TB, please don’t do this to us again

  • Tb Dropped The Ball On His Assessment
    April 17, 2020 at 11:35 am

    It is as much a Republican as it is female.

  • Hugh Mungous
    April 17, 2020 at 11:31 am

    I think I caught gonorrhea just reading this, yikes

  • Remember When
    April 17, 2020 at 11:24 am

    Snuff films were a thing?

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    April 17, 2020 at 11:22 am

    Ze is gorgeous! Tami would be an excellent candidate for Drag Queen Story Hour. Speaking of which, Governor Baker needs to relax the rules regarding Drag Queen Story Hour. We need to get our beautiful queens back to work!

    • Snarky Pete
      April 17, 2020 at 2:09 pm

      Promise Governor Baker you will deliver him 500 votes in the next gubernatorial election and he will dress up in drag himself and read stories to kids…

  • Ben Dover
    Ratchet Patrol
    April 17, 2020 at 11:20 am

    Would you fuck me? I’d fuck me. I’d fuck me hard. (Good Bye Horses plays in the background)

    • murdochpatsymcreynolds
      April 17, 2020 at 11:25 am

      It rubs the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again.

  • Eric Wunschel
    April 17, 2020 at 11:20 am

    That is one fucked up looking man. Like Tyler Durden says; sticking feathers up your butt does not make you a chicken.

    • Yankee doodle went to town riding on a pony stuck a feather in his ass and called it macaroni
      April 17, 2020 at 12:06 pm

      No it does not but if you stick a feather is your ass you can call it macaroni

  • Just asking
    April 17, 2020 at 11:16 am

    “self-employed,” which of course is ratchet for unemployed, owns a “business” called Wicked Girls Photography, lists himself as a “public figure: bisexual smut star model,” and has a pay to play account on

    Uh, isn’t this the Turtleboy business model?

    April 17, 2020 at 11:15 am

    Hey, that’s my father!

    Not cool TB, not cool.

      April 17, 2020 at 1:35 pm

      So sorry your J£wish dad is a fucked up sexual pervert. Genetics say there is a 100% chance you will be a sexually perverted J£w too. Kill yourself now.

      • Let me see if I have this straight
        April 17, 2020 at 1:51 pm

        You’re replying to your own post? And telling yourself to kill yourself?

        Cracking under quarantine much?

          April 17, 2020 at 1:57 pm

          The J£ws orchestrated this quarantine to destroy white middle class families.

            April 17, 2020 at 2:05 pm

            And I’m running out of butt plugs!

  • Jewmerica
    April 17, 2020 at 11:11 am

    Totally would!

  • hartf811
    Josey Wales
    April 17, 2020 at 11:11 am

    Do you think the dog in the pickup truck knows that he’s riding around with a couple of homo’s?

    • The Dog
      April 17, 2020 at 12:02 pm

      I’m so sick of peanut butter

      • The Dog
        April 17, 2020 at 12:42 pm

  • Funny every time
    April 17, 2020 at 11:07 am

    You owe me a new keyboard!!!

  • Krystal
    April 17, 2020 at 11:05 am

    You lost me at women can’t fight men.
    What? Lol

      April 17, 2020 at 12:24 pm

      You know what Krystal with a K and Y? Youre right, Wahhman can fight men all they want because of muhh equality wahhh but remember that with equal rights you also get equal lefts, or a punt to the cunt. since you have a whores name with whore spelling with a K and Y. we all know that you could take a cunt punt like a champ and it would glide right in because of the K Y and all! So, yes, keep advocating that wahhman fight men. just dont turn around and be mad or shocked when a man fights you back and you get your equal rights with some equal lefts

      • Shut the fuck up MGTOW
        April 17, 2020 at 4:35 pm

        Same old and tired bullshit with you every single time. You promised weeks ago that you were done here, what happened? You’re a fucking nut

        April 17, 2020 at 5:13 pm

        So…you’ve never had sex with a woman, ok got it.

  • Connie Swail
    April 17, 2020 at 11:04 am

    .30-06 center mass bye bye

  • Captain Trips
    Matt Decker
    April 17, 2020 at 11:00 am

    “Excuse my friend, he was active in the peace movement at Berkeley in the 60’s; I think he took a little too much LDS” – Captain Kirk, Star Trek 4

  • Natasha
    April 17, 2020 at 10:57 am

    Michael Cera not looking so hot

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