Tomorrow, Friday April 26th at 10pm EST let’s get ready to rumble, because Flat Earth Conspiracy Theorist, car dweller,  and habitual drunken offender Nathan “Methbrain Messiah” Thompson and our own resident foul mouthed insufferable cunt, confrontation-enthusiast, and everyone’s least favorite blogger, Bristol Turtlechick are going head to head in a debate for the ages.

That’s right, we’re throwing down the gauntlet, folks.

If you haven’t yet, you should definitely subscribe to our Youtube channel so you can tune in tomorrow night – it should be enlightening and entertaining, as Natedog is going to school us all in his sighentifik faks and nawledge. You can click on the picture below to get to our channel and subscribe.

So you can all watch me get utterly decimated by a clearly intellectual superior mind, live and in color. We’ll be putting it up on the site the following day, obviously, but we are doing an Oxford-style debate, so if you watch it live, you’ll have an opportunity to pose questions and pick the brain of this super successful, genius higher thinker.

I don’t stand a chance. I’ve finally met my match – and he lives in a Fiat.

This debate will be judged on two levels – one, by a scoring rubric by our Moderator, and two – by a viewer poll we’ll put out the day after the debate. Although it’s set that winner gets nothing but bragging rights, and despite the fact that Nathan is definitely going to defeat me with his super intelligent words and superior grip on reality, I’m willing to up the ante and wager $100 paid by the loser, to the registered 501c(3) charity of the winner’s choice. Up to you, Natedog.

Anyway, I’m going to enjoy my last few hours being able to show my face in the daylight before you go and sully my pristine name.

See you guys tomorrow night at 10pm!