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Beefcurtain Blimp Makes Online Threat Against POTUS, Goes Full Attorney Ratchet In Ridiculous Viral Video

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Check out this Texas chili-cheesehog hassling a couple of agents who showed up at her door over a threat against the President she posted on social media:


“4 times I’ve already told you you can’t come in?”

“We can do this out here if you like.”

How these people continue to victimize themselves is beyond me. Those two were entirely calm, collected and polite whilst being screeched at about made up laws and rights and harassment by a mouth breathing glob of Hamburger Helper and sadness. And they just keep repeating,

“You can decline this interview if you’d like.”

But gutzilla is not going to just quietly decline, shut the door to her section 8 hovel and be more judicious in her public postings online – oh, no. That would get no outrage, no likes or shares. That would be sane and rational, and does that really look like what we’re working with here?

Let me AXE you all a question – what do you think would happen if you were to threaten to kill President Trump in a public Facebook post? If you said anything other than “I would be putting myself in jeopardy of legal repercussions”, stop eating lead paint right fucking now. Sure, you can break the law and see no consequences, because we don’t like in an Orwell novel, but please understand that is the exception and not the rule. Considering this landwhale of a 30-something year old grandmother also is alleging the local sheriff’s department sexually assaulted her

I don’t think she understands that. The entirety of the local police, National Guard and boarder patrol don’t have the resources necessary to sexually assault this gastroglob. It’s simple physics.

There is clearly literally only one reason this entitled Criscocrease recorded herself hassling two guys just doing their job because she is a brain-dead twat. Attention. And she’s really making no pretenses here, as she posted it over, and over

Despite being reminded time and time again she THREATENED THE FUCKING LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD

Until a real life lawyer must’ve finally told her to shut her greasetrap, and her entire page vanished in an instant like a box of breakfast Ring Dings, except for this.

This happened in Texas, but it doesn’t matter. By some supernatural phenomena, every ratchet, hoodbooger and trap queen from coast to coast is exactly the same. It’s like every time another food stamp nourished child’s dreams are broken, the hoodrat fairy floats in through the window of the subsidized attic apartment bedroom while your parents are nodded off in the next room,

Dries those tears and says softly, “I know deh way”, and lays out the blueprint for an utterly wasted, attention thirsty existence. With a wave of his newport 100 you are left with a flat brimmed bulls cap, a couple raw dog trophies, and

“I’ve been to some many arraignments I’m now a legal expert” law degree. And as he flutters off into the night he whispers softly, “Always keep it a hunnit, and never forget the dog filter…”

This magic transcends area codes. It’s truly remarkable. Never change, ratchets. I love the entertainment far too much.

21 Comment(s)
  • Rivaboy
    January 18, 2019 at 12:59 am

    What a fat piece of shit. Everyone thinks they are a lawyer because they googled a few things.

  • MVP Ratchet
    January 17, 2019 at 9:25 am

    This is not going to end well for this hateful humpback. Just the time involved going forward would cost me a shitload in business and work; not to mention attorney fees. I suppose she will work those off the same way Stormy Daniels does.

  • My honor is my loyalty
    January 16, 2019 at 11:51 pm

    I feel bad for the SS guy.
    He has probably done so many of these interviews with scroungy scumbags and Hepatitis hippos that nothing fazes him anymore.
    Bet if it was some white guy they wouldn’t be so laid back.
    It’s science. Science and PC racism.

  • murdochpatsymcreynolds
    Mike Barnicle
    January 16, 2019 at 11:24 pm

    A vivacious vixen with a rapier wit!

    • Alliterations abound
      January 17, 2019 at 12:26 am

      More like a porcine and portly puta with a pustulent pudenda and prolapsed pooper.

  • Maura Healeys Strap On
    January 16, 2019 at 9:43 pm

    She reminds me of Divine in the John Waters movies.

  • Mr. Nuttasit Keawcham
    January 16, 2019 at 8:25 pm

    You can be certain that when she whips out that Double-Wide, industrial strength cave submarine of a dildo she has hooked up to the generator in the garage that she’s thinking of a POTUS Pussy Grab.

  • ElJefe72
    January 16, 2019 at 6:27 pm

    Interestingly, as much as she hates Trump, her “RIP America” diatribe touches on some points that Trump has made and many Trump supporters would agree with.

    • Seth Moulton
      January 16, 2019 at 9:05 pm

      You are 100% correct. This cunt has conservative views, yet someone told her because she is woman and hispanic that she has to hate trump and believed it. She’s a special type of retard. I certainly “would not”.

  • Saggy Udders
    January 16, 2019 at 6:12 pm

    She’s got nothing going for her, no sense, obese, unpleasant, stupid.

    The agent is in no hurry, he knows it’s going on youtube and she needs a motorized cart to reach the snack aisle in Walmart. No hurry.

    Who is the jerk that impregnated this hippo, guys like him have to stop breeding these cows.

  • Yuck
    January 16, 2019 at 5:14 pm

    Fat bitches are the fucking worst.

  • Captain Trips
    Captain Trips
    January 16, 2019 at 4:50 pm

    Another mentally ill entitled moonbat

  • Mark
    January 16, 2019 at 4:48 pm

    Mental illness at it’s best

  • Andy Moog
    January 16, 2019 at 3:02 pm

    I wonder if someone threatened Obozo the same way what would have happened? I so wanted the s s agents to throw the clipboards down, violently assault the fag filming, then take her away. Drop her off in the black wing of the local prison, she’s just their type. Good riddance. Free speech my ass. Fat disgusting twat.

  • dball31211
    January 16, 2019 at 2:45 pm

    Oh my Lloyd the the hood rat  at fairy!!!!   I love it

  • deflateddoritodinks
    January 16, 2019 at 12:34 pm

    The cops deserve a raise for that crap.

  • Monica L
    January 16, 2019 at 12:23 pm

    What a fat dog fly cunt. She is a loser and always will be

  • Sick of these Ratchet Fucks
    January 16, 2019 at 11:03 am

    So, she’s made herself famous. Now what she doesn’t get is Trump supporters are everywhere. So when she takes her section 8 car to the mechanic.. The price is just a little higher. When she goes to the local watering hole for a beer and a burger…or two.. Boom! the chef spits in the burger.. And so on… Sure there’s tons who hate the guy, and tons who love him, it’s a safe bet to say she’s going to run into one of the supporters some where, so probably more often than not, from now on her and section 8 sonny boy with the unknown dad will be getting shafted.. Good luck Miss Porceline…

  • Travis Rearick
    Ugandan Knuckles
    January 16, 2019 at 10:40 am


  • Maggie the Cat
    January 16, 2019 at 10:39 am

    It’s not Trump’s fault this woman is fat and ugly and stupid! People like this fat ugly broad always blame someone else for their own self-inflicted problems.

  • bob
    January 16, 2019 at 10:36 am

    They should have put this bucket of lard in front of a Grand Jury, give her immunity (which compels her to testify), if she refuses to testify, she goes to stir for the life of that Grand Jury. When do we as a country stop coddling these Communists? If there is no consequences for actions, these assholes will continue to push the limits of our society.
    I do have to say I was embarrassed when I say the “interview”. This dirt-bag owned that USSS agent throughout the interview.

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