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Check out this Texas chili-cheesehog hassling a couple of agents who showed up at her door over a threat against the President she posted on social media:
“4 times I’ve already told you you can’t come in?”
“We can do this out here if you like.”
How these people continue to victimize themselves is beyond me. Those two were entirely calm, collected and polite whilst being screeched at about made up laws and rights and harassment by a mouth breathing glob of Hamburger Helper and sadness. And they just keep repeating,
“You can decline this interview if you’d like.”
But gutzilla is not going to just quietly decline, shut the door to her section 8 hovel and be more judicious in her public postings online – oh, no. That would get no outrage, no likes or shares. That would be sane and rational, and does that really look like what we’re working with here?
Let me AXE you all a question – what do you think would happen if you were to threaten to kill President Trump in a public Facebook post? If you said anything other than “I would be putting myself in jeopardy of legal repercussions”, stop eating lead paint right fucking now. Sure, you can break the law and see no consequences, because we don’t like in an Orwell novel, but please understand that is the exception and not the rule. Considering this landwhale of a 30-something year old grandmother also is alleging the local sheriff’s department sexually assaulted her
I don’t think she understands that. The entirety of the local police, National Guard and boarder patrol don’t have the resources necessary to sexually assault this gastroglob. It’s simple physics.
There is clearly literally only one reason this entitled Criscocrease recorded herself hassling two guys just doing their job because she is a brain-dead twat. Attention. And she’s really making no pretenses here, as she posted it over, and over
Despite being reminded time and time again she THREATENED THE FUCKING LEADER OF THE FREE WORLD
Until a real life lawyer must’ve finally told her to shut her greasetrap, and her entire page vanished in an instant like a box of breakfast Ring Dings, except for this.
This happened in Texas, but it doesn’t matter. By some supernatural phenomena, every ratchet, hoodbooger and trap queen from coast to coast is exactly the same. It’s like every time another food stamp nourished child’s dreams are broken, the hoodrat fairy floats in through the window of the subsidized attic apartment bedroom while your parents are nodded off in the next room,
Dries those tears and says softly, “I know deh way”, and lays out the blueprint for an utterly wasted, attention thirsty existence. With a wave of his newport 100 you are left with a flat brimmed bulls cap, a couple raw dog trophies, and
“I’ve been to some many arraignments I’m now a legal expert” law degree. And as he flutters off into the night he whispers softly, “Always keep it a hunnit, and never forget the dog filter…”
This magic transcends area codes. It’s truly remarkable. Never change, ratchets. I love the entertainment far too much.