Bella Bond Sperm Donor Joe Amoroso’s GoFundMe “Ministry” Scam Didn’t Last Very Long

Bella Bond’s sperm donor Joe Amoroso shared a GoFundMe today to start a ministry, but it didn’t last very long and here’s why. 

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Last week when it was announced that Baby Doe was a two year old girl named Bella Bond the “loving father” who never met her, Joe Amoroso, came out of the woodwork and basked in his fifteen minutes of fame. He pretended to actually care about the child he abandoned because obviously he was loving the attention. This is despite the fact that he had known for a while that the crackhead he knocked up in a tent at Occupy Boston had conspired with her crackhead boyfriend to kill her daughter and dump her body in Boston Harbor.

Anyway, we predicted from day one that it was only a matter of time until the GoFundMe came out. Because in these situations there is almost ALWAYS a GoFundMe. More often than not it’s just a generic fund that morons throw money at because they see a picture of a little girl and feel like they made a difference by donating $20. Well, Joe Amoroso must be low on cash now that the Boston Globe stopped buying him free meals for his interviews, because he shared this on the Facebook machine today:

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Melissa Verdi is one of his biggest supporters and claims to be his sister on social media. Obviously she was planning on splitting the cash with him and having a bender at the expense of internet dumbasses. Remember the last time there was a GoFundMe when two year old Ava Conway passed away? Her birth mother died from a drug overdose three weeks later. But people still gave because that’s what dumb people do. It’s the reason panhandling is still a thing. This is just panhandling on the Internet and instead of a “Vietnam Vet” sign they’re holding a “Bella Bond’s sperm donor” sign.

Since we found out about this today the GoFundMe has been taken down. Luckily some of this fantastic friends told him that this was a really, really terrible idea. You know, because there’s no business plan, he’s not a registered non-profit, “setting up a ministry and home for women and children” sounds like the vaguest, non-existent charity of all time. Oh yea, plus those places already exist. They’re called churches.

Hey sperm donor – if you wanna know how to run a good scheme, you gotta talk to my girls Sarai Rivera, Brenda Jenkins, and Keesha LaTulippe. They will teach you all about how to become a registered non-profit, how to bilk the taxpayers for hundreds of thousands of dollars, and how to fudge your time to sheets to make it seem like you’re actually doing something for the community. You can make a lot more money off of a government scheme than a GoFundMe, because people aren’t as dumb or corrupt as the morons who run our government.

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This asshole thinks he’s the 13th apostle. He thinks that because he shares a few Facebook memes about Jesus and hates gay people that he’s a divine being. Ya know, stuff like this:

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Because devout people who REALLY believe in God post on Facebook 50 million times a day and think that pressing the like button is the same thing as saying “Amen” 100 times. Ironically he also posted this link from a Jon Keller opinion piece about him:

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Because this guy’s so dumb he apparently doesn’t realize that Keller is suggesting that he should be in jail. And as you can see, Joe Amoroso is really grieving right now:

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But we all know that he’s not really religious or loving or sad. He’s just a selfish sperm donor who should be in jail for neglect and accessory to murder after the fact. And now he’s finally trying to cash in on it, but he had to put that on hold because he realized people have caught onto his bullshit. Don’t worry, next time this scumbucket tries this scam again we’ll be all over it because it’s our mission to make sure this guy never sees a penny now that Bella is dead. Because after all, he never saw Bella while she was alive.

P.S. Why is no one questioning whether or not this guy is really the father? The mother was a prostitute. She probably slept with half of Southie and all of Mattapan. And we’re just assuming the first asshole to seek out the cameras is the real dad? I’d start a GoFundMe to send this slug rake onto Maury for a paternity test.

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13 Comment(s)
  • brandon
    June 19, 2016 at 10:33 pm

    Wow it’s funny how someone who doesn’t even know the guy can say some fucked up shit. I personally know Joe and I spent many months with him at a ministry like the one he wanted to fund. He is a Christian man and I looked up to him. Did you even know that he wants to be a preacher? So how about I start a gofundme to keep pieces of shit like you from writing garbage like this.

  • Bill Gilman
    October 29, 2015 at 2:15 pm

    Wow turtleneck you really are a heartless POS.
    Newsflash hell-bound one, churches are not homeless shelters.
    There ARE homeless shelters but very few for families.
    This is why our church was part of starting the interfaith hospitality network 12 years ago.
    Seriously Totoliniboy, you are so much worse than this guy.

  • Steve
    September 30, 2015 at 10:30 am

    You people dont have a clue. Here is a lil what he was going thru when he met mama. Ive known him since 2014. We were both getting our lives back on track and he kept a pic of bella in his wallet and showed us that pic alot.

    • Steve
      September 30, 2015 at 10:36 am

      His goal waa to straighten himself up then take care of her.. Very honorable and repected man.

  • JayC
    September 29, 2015 at 10:04 am

    Seriously, a “ministry” for help the abused and broken? Men, women, children, animals, and everyone. Little did we know Joe Amoroso is like a modern day Mother Theresa and somehow we’ve missed it all these years. You know, I didn’t think I would see a bigger piece of garbage than Jessica Conway, shamelessly playing to the cameras after the death of a child she made bad choices to have nothing to do with… then a month later here comes Saint Joe Amoroso.

  • Tina
    September 29, 2015 at 6:46 am

    Are we sure this is even actually him doing this? I know the guy is a giant douche and was a lousy excuse for a father, but that isn’t the FB account he uses.

  • judyb
    September 29, 2015 at 12:17 am

    This guy is an affront to everyone who has lost a child…even more so after posting that goofy picture of himself cross eyed and flashing signs.

    How about a Go Fund Me to pay for a Private Investigator to put together evidence to hand to a D.A. so charges can be made against this guy for failing to report a crime?

  • H
    September 28, 2015 at 9:50 pm

    Seeing as this piece of shit now wants to be father of the year I think the state should make him pay back the money they spent on his kid for health insurance & back pay in child support… Deadbeat fuck

    • Sandy
      September 29, 2015 at 7:52 am

      I agree with you. He’s as guilty as the other two. All three dirt bags should go to prison. And I really do think the towns slut killed her and he the boyfriend was so out of it from being on drugs that he has no memory of what happen to the little girl. I personally don’t think he did it. This is another Casy Anthony case.

      • Sandy
        September 29, 2015 at 8:05 am

        Also, has anyone noticed that during the court case of them two on how the two of them are enclosed behind the glass. Notice how there is only one court officer with him but there are two officers with her and that spells real trouble, she is trouble. Who is she tryin to gain sympathy with. She did it. Has anyone seen the burning bed? Hmmmmm.

  • Maggie the Cat
    September 28, 2015 at 8:31 pm

    I watch Jon Keller, so it’s not true that “nobody” watches him. Of course you have to have some intelligence to watch him. Obviously Sperm Donor’s friends have no intelligence.

  • Cleve's not a racist, just ask him
    September 28, 2015 at 8:23 pm

    … And you are NOT the father! But you ARE a giant douche!

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