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So this girl Chelsea, who is a Bernie Sanders phone banker, apparently had a bad experience the other day calling voters in some red states in the South. Instead of just moving on with her life though she decided to post on Facebook one of the most hilarious, crying videos of all time:
That. Was. Amazing.
She was everything I dreamed she would be. Dumb, unconfident, weak, and in desperate need of a safe space. LOL. This is the force that is mobilizing a surprising threat to Hillary Clinton. Let’s just break down some of the hilarious things she said in her speech that we have transcribed….
“I think it’s important that everyone knows that the people we called, many of who were voting for Trump, and, um, I just want you to know that the people who are voting for him are really sick people. That refer to human beings as animals!! And it actually made me sick!!”
Don’t worry Chelsea, as Bernie and your socialist friends will tell you, some animals are more equal than others. So it might be a good thing if one of the Trump supporters called you that.
“And I don’t think anyone that’s a human that has feelings and sense can sit through hours of talking to people that believe that just because you weren’t born in the United States or even if you were and you’re not white, which I don’t know what qualifies you as white anymore, it makes you not a human being?”
Stop the fight!!! Did someone say “hurt feelings?” No one is allowed to have their feelings hurt in America. No one!!!
“There were a lot of comments about building walls and getting rid of the Mexicans. Hearing that for hours was soooo horrible!!!”
Trump supporters talking about walls???!!! Never thought I’d see the day!!!
I think the wall idea is stupid, but I could listen to Trump talk about walls all day long. Gotta love how meanness is a one way street though. This glorious young woman is calling people up during dinner time and spamming them to vote for Bernie and she’s surprised when people are mean to her. But interrupting a Trump rally and calling everyone there a racist? Nothing mean about that!!!
“Umm, and it was really, really nice when you would get people who answered that were for Bernie, or even Hillary. There were very few Republicans who would answer the phone and be kind. That wouldn’t have something horrible to say.”
Poor Chelsea. Everything would be so much easier if everyone who picked up the phone was already feeling the Bern. Sure, it would completely defeat the purpose of phone banking, but nevertheless. Why can’t they just be as smart as Chelsea and realize that college should be free and men should get three months paid vacation after their wife gives birth? This isn’t complicated people, I shared a meme on Facebook about it!!!
LOL. Just think about being on the receiving end of that phone call. You work your ass off all day and you finally get home to a bunch of screaming kids who don’t value all the nice things they have that you never did growing up. Then the phone rings and some idiot from Greenpeace named Chelsea is trying to get you to vote for the guy with the magic pixie dust. What are the odds you would be nice to her? Is that even possible?
“So, if you’re not politically involved that’s fine. But I think that you should know what’s going on. People are actually saying disgusting things like this. And it’s real.”
Breaking news – people say mean things when you bother them at home!! Just wanted you all to know this happens in real life!! It’s REAL!!!! No fake!!!
“And, I couldn’t type it out because it was so, so horrible. And that’s that. It was really interesting. It’s still a really magnificent thing to do to be involved, but it was really hard and it was not at all like calling the other states and calling Nevada. And you know, these are people who think they won the Civil War. It’s like talking to less than a brick wall. I don’t know how to describe it. This is just coming from someone who did some phone banking on Saturday.”
So let me get this straight. Calling people animals is horrible, but saying they are “less than a brick wall” is OK? Because I think I’d rather be an animal. Ya know, because of the fact that you’re alive and not an inanimate object.
This girl represents everything that is wrong with modern day feminism. Once again, Turtleboy is a REAL feminist family blog. We love nothing more than strong, independent women who assert themselves and carry themselves as equals with men. But unfortunately the modern day feminists (feministos as we call them) have taught women that they are never, ever wrong. You wanna be equal? Don’t cry when someone is mean to you on the phone. Tell them to fuck off since they’re not voting for Bernie anyway.
Does she not realize she’s actually helping Trump’s campaign with this video? Why do you think liberal websites havene’t posted it but all the conservative ones have? Because it’s embarrassing and humiliating. She is the exact stereotype of a Bernie supporter that we all have imagined. If American politics is at all swayed by people like her, America is fucked. This is why people are voting for Trump.
She’s probably still in college somewhere and will soon be entering the real world. I’m sure she’ll be coming out well prepared for reality and she’ll be able to handle setbacks and defeat. Definitely. LOL. Chelsea is the poster child for everything colleges are doing wrong in 2016. They’ve taught kids that they have rights to free shit and no one can be mean to them. Ever. And if they do ever encounter a brief struggle they should whine and cry and complain instead of getting their shit together.
Anyway, I’m still voting for Bernie on Super Tuesday. Sure, his ideas are wacky and his base is a bunch of Chelseas. But gimme that guy any day of the week over Hillary Clinton’s fake, corrupt ass. There have been three states that have voted so far for democrats – Nevada, New Hampshire, and Iowa. Nevada and Iowa were virtual dead heats, and Bernie DESTROYED her in New Hampshire. Yet somehow this is the delegate count:
How the hell does that make any sense at all? How are we supposed to convince people to participate in the electoral process when it’s rigged like that? More people have voted for Bernie, yet he’s losing 503-70!! It’s not even close!! And I don’t even know what the hell a superdelegate is, and I shouldn’t have to look it up either. Because in America the people should pick who they want to be their presidential candidate, not some mythical “superdelegate.”
This is why I’m still voting for Bernie Sanders. Because I wanna stick it to Hillary. She is the antichrist. She is the machine, and Turtleboy always supports the underdog.
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