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Bernie Phone Banker Makes Hilarious Crying Video After Trump Supporters Were Mean To Her When She Was Bothering Them At Home

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So this girl Chelsea, who is a Bernie Sanders phone banker, apparently had a bad experience the other day calling voters in some red states in the South. Instead of just moving on with her life though she decided to post on Facebook one of the most hilarious, crying videos of all time:

That. Was. Amazing.

She was everything I dreamed she would be. Dumb, unconfident, weak, and in desperate need of a safe space. LOL. This is the force that is mobilizing a surprising threat to Hillary Clinton. Let’s just break down some of the hilarious things she said in her speech that we have transcribed….

“I think it’s important that everyone knows that the people we called, many of who were voting for Trump, and, um, I just want you to know that the people who are voting for him are really sick people. That refer to human beings as animals!! And it actually made me sick!!”

Don’t worry Chelsea, as Bernie and your socialist friends will tell you, some animals are more equal than others. So it might be a good thing if one of the Trump supporters called you that. 

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“And I don’t think anyone that’s a human that has feelings and sense can sit through hours of talking to people that believe that just because you weren’t born in the United States or even if you were and you’re not white, which I don’t know what qualifies you as white anymore, it makes you not a human being?”

Stop the fight!!! Did someone say “hurt feelings?” No one is allowed to have their feelings hurt in America. No one!!!

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“There were a lot of comments about building walls and getting rid of the Mexicans. Hearing that for hours was soooo horrible!!!”

Trump supporters talking about walls???!!! Never thought I’d see the day!!!

I think the wall idea is stupid, but I could listen to Trump talk about walls all day long. Gotta love how meanness is a one way street though. This glorious young woman is calling people up during dinner time and spamming them to vote for Bernie and she’s surprised when people are mean to her. But interrupting a Trump rally and calling everyone there a racist? Nothing mean about that!!! 

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“Umm, and it was really, really nice when you would get people who answered that were for Bernie, or even Hillary. There were very few Republicans who would answer the phone and be kind. That wouldn’t have something horrible to say.”

Poor Chelsea. Everything would be so much easier if everyone who picked up the phone was already feeling the Bern. Sure, it would completely defeat the purpose of phone banking, but nevertheless. Why can’t they just be as smart as Chelsea and realize that college should be free and men should get three months paid vacation after their wife gives birth? This isn’t complicated people, I shared a meme on Facebook about it!!!

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LOL. Just think about being on the receiving end of that phone call. You work your ass off all day and you finally get home to a bunch of screaming kids who don’t value all the nice things they have that you never did growing up. Then the phone rings and some idiot from Greenpeace named Chelsea is trying to get you to vote for the guy with the magic pixie dust. What are the odds you would be nice to her? Is that even possible? 

“So, if you’re not politically involved that’s fine. But I think that you should know what’s going on. People are actually saying disgusting things like this. And it’s real.”

Breaking news – people say mean things when you bother them at home!! Just wanted you all to know this happens in real life!! It’s REAL!!!! No fake!!!

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“And, I couldn’t type it out because it was so, so horrible. And that’s that. It was really interesting. It’s still a really magnificent thing to do to be involved, but it was really hard and it was not at all like calling the other states and calling Nevada. And you know, these are people who think they won the Civil War. It’s like talking to less than a brick wall. I don’t know how to describe it. This is just coming from someone who did some phone banking on Saturday.” 

So let me get this straight. Calling people animals is horrible, but saying they are “less than a brick wall” is OK? Because I think I’d rather be an animal. Ya know, because of the fact that you’re alive and not an inanimate object.

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This girl represents everything that is wrong with modern day feminism. Once again, Turtleboy is a REAL feminist family blog. We love nothing more than strong, independent women who assert themselves and carry themselves as equals with men. But unfortunately the modern day feminists (feministos as we call them) have taught women that they are never, ever wrong. You wanna be equal? Don’t cry when someone is mean to you on the phone. Tell them to fuck off since they’re not voting for Bernie anyway. 

Does she not realize she’s actually helping Trump’s campaign with this video? Why do you think liberal websites havene’t posted it but all the conservative ones have? Because it’s embarrassing and humiliating. She is the exact stereotype of a Bernie supporter that we all have imagined. If American politics is at all swayed by people like her, America is fucked. This is why people are voting for Trump. 

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She’s probably still in college somewhere and will soon be entering the real world. I’m sure she’ll be coming out well prepared for reality and she’ll be able to handle setbacks and defeat. Definitely. LOL. Chelsea is the poster child for everything colleges are doing wrong in 2016. They’ve taught kids that they have rights to free shit and no one can be mean to them. Ever. And if they do ever encounter a brief struggle they should whine and cry and complain instead of getting their shit together. 

Anyway, I’m still voting for Bernie on Super Tuesday. Sure, his ideas are wacky and his base is a bunch of Chelseas. But gimme that guy any day of the week over Hillary Clinton’s fake, corrupt ass. There have been three states that have voted so far for democrats – Nevada, New Hampshire, and Iowa. Nevada and Iowa were virtual dead heats, and Bernie DESTROYED her in New Hampshire. Yet somehow this is the delegate count:

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How the hell does that make any sense at all? How are we supposed to convince people to participate in the electoral process when it’s rigged like that? More people have voted for Bernie, yet he’s losing 503-70!! It’s not even close!! And I don’t even know what the hell a superdelegate is, and I shouldn’t have to look it up either. Because in America the people should pick who they want to be their presidential candidate, not some mythical “superdelegate.”

This is why I’m still voting for Bernie Sanders. Because I wanna stick it to Hillary. She is the antichrist. She is the machine, and Turtleboy always supports the underdog. 

 

 

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17 Comment(s)
  • I love ME. Who do you love?
    February 25, 2016 at 8:04 am

    Chelsea….who cares if you ever see this or not….you are an asshole. You are so bent on videoing yourself and putting it out there for people to see that you ramble on about nothing. The way you flip your hair and speak tells the world you are a conceited camera monger. You are NOT going to be on television, Chelsea. EVER! Instead of wasting your time pretending to care about something just to be able to video yourself, trying cleaning your apartment. Looks like a shithole. If I wasn’t voting for Donald Trump before, I will now just because of your asshole video.

  • Wabbitt
    wabbitt
    February 24, 2016 at 11:37 am

    A superdelegate is a Democratic Party official who gets a vote at the convention. They’re free to vote for any candidate, but their job is to make sure a grassroots campaign doesn’t knock off a mainstream candidate. Hence why the vast majority are with Hillary.

    So yeah, the Dems have a fucked up system in place that’s utterly undemocratic.

    • BobnMic
      February 24, 2016 at 11:58 am

      This young lady better get a back bone soon or else the world will eat her up and spit her out.

  • Tngsucks
    February 24, 2016 at 4:07 am

    In other news someone besides my 80 year old parents answers their phone. My home phone, which is for places needing a phone number and if cell connection is bad, never gets answered. And rarely does the cell if the number is unknown. Voice mail is full so you have to text me because I can’t be bothered with long winded voicemails. Caller ID tells me who you are. I’m 57 and this is how I’ve adapted to the new technology.

  • Reddog
    February 23, 2016 at 10:44 pm

    It’s not her fault she was adopted by two moms. That’s what happens when there is nobody to teach them to toughen up.

  • Publius
    February 23, 2016 at 10:19 pm

    True or not this clip was hilarious because we all know there are plently of sensitive bunnies out there and without appropriate trigger warnings and safe places break down.

  • John Wick
    February 23, 2016 at 9:24 pm

    Absolute proof, that millennials aren’t learning anything in college other than how to become an entitled fucktwat, as they smile and dial to support a damn socialist.

    They can’t get jobs due to lack of availability, they can’t get them because none of them have any critical thinking skills.

  • Matt from CT
    February 23, 2016 at 9:09 pm

    Not a snow balls chance in hell that video was “legitimate” — if you’re doing a phone bank for any politician above, perhaps, the local level you have a list that’s been spit out of the Party and consultants computers.

    You are NOT going to waste time calling a Republican household, except if the wife votes one way and the husband another. You’re working a list of Democrats, you’re asking if they support Hillary or Bernie and using the appropriate script from there. Closer to the primary you’re calling known supporters to encourage them to actually turn out.

    This video is pure propaganda — to discredit the “mean Republicans” and the fact she is so whiney and whoever produced that figures whiney is what sells to her peers they’re trying to influence is the truly sad part.

    • anon
      February 23, 2016 at 9:52 pm

      Unless she was called unenrolled/independents…

  • Devils Mouthpiece
    February 23, 2016 at 7:39 pm

    Here’s a fact. Telemarketers SUCK more than anything that I can think of. I don’t care if they support Trump, Sanders, or anyone in between. Stop calling my fucking phone you fucking parasites. It’s been ringing non-stop for days, many times from the same number. No doubt for the upcoming primary.

    We finally shut off the ringers. Once we redirect people to our cell number, the house phone is history for good. Telemarketing companies and people that work for them are maggots. No, lower than maggots. But still not as low and useless as hippies, but close, real close.

    • StupidIsAsStupidDoes
      February 24, 2016 at 10:37 am

      Except now they call cell phones too. FUCKED EITHER WAY!

  • Fatfinger Lou
    February 23, 2016 at 7:01 pm

    “Now remember, when things look bad and it looks like you’re not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. ‘Cause if you lose your head and you give up, then you neither live nor win. That’s just the way it is” Josey Wales

  • Del Griffith
    February 23, 2016 at 6:40 pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA.
    Ring, ring… Hello?
    So like, Hi, I’m like Chelsea and I wanna like talk to you about voting for like Bernie!
    Oh, fuck me not another damn commie.
    So like, yeah, anyway… I really, really like feel you should like vote for Bernie cause he’s like really cool and wants us all to be like happy and stuff . Like how awesome is that gonna be?
    Click
    Hello? Hello? Mr stupid redneck, you still like there? Hello?

  • ItsAllABadDream
    February 23, 2016 at 6:32 pm

    So funny but so sad. I weep like Chelsea when I think of what the future of our country is…

  • John
    February 23, 2016 at 4:29 pm

    If she is the future of this country, we are even more fucked than i thought we were.

  • Rich
    Rich
    February 23, 2016 at 3:39 pm

    Incredible. Chelsea, you precious snowflake, you’ve got NO shot in life.

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