Bernie Sanders Was The Lying Sellout We All Knew He Was From The Beginning

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Bernie bros and hoes everywhere are losing their minds right now:

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Ouch. So much for the Revolution. I mean, we all knew Bernie had a 0.0% chance of winning this whole time. Obviously a 75 year old socialist from Vermont cannot be President of the United States. Obviously. Bernie knew that, but he led you poor saps on any way because he wanted to build his brand. He shit all over for Hillary for being a corrupt sellout, but he knew in the back of his head that he was gonna have her back in November. And you all thought he was the real deal. LOL. Suckers. How many people who never voted gave a shit before backed up Bernie because they thought they were part of some sort of revolution? Because literally the only purpose of his campaign was to offer an alternative to corrupt politicians who are owned by big banks.

But at the end of the day Bernie was just a huge pussy. “I’m sick of hearing about your damn emails.” That was when you knew he was weak. When the woman you’re running against is being investigated by the FBI for being the shadiest person ever, you don’t take your foot off the gas pedal. You go in for the kill. Because she would kill you and chop your body into pieces without hesitation. That’s why she won and you lost. You’re officially the Chris Christie of the left. You are Hillary’s bitch.

Look how mad these people are:

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Here’s the thing – all you dingbats are gonna vote for Hillary too. Because Bernie and Hillary are gonna convince you that Trump is a racist and it’s your duty to stop him and blah, blah, blah. And you’ll fall for it, just like all the other morons.

And please stop saying this:

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No, Hillary won because she got millions more votes than Bernie and had a shit ton more money. Because that’s how things work in grown up world. Money talks. Hillary knows that. Elizabeth Warren knows that. Unlike Bernie they just lied to everyone and pretended like they weren’t playing the game too. But they were, and now Bernie is too. Welcome to politics bitch!!

A lot of people think these Bernie people won’t switch over. I disagree. And it’s why Hillary will probably win. Because there are plenty of people on the right who have vowed not to vote for Trump. They’ll all vote for Gary Johnson, and it will cost Trump the election. Because you can guarantee that ZERO Bernie bros will be voting for a libertarian. After all, libertarians are just republicans who like to smoke weed.


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12 Comment(s)
  • Joe Max
    July 14, 2016 at 12:37 pm

    This was obvious from the start. He would lose definitely and join ranks with Clinton. His whole campaign was a waste of time and money. Many of the kids parents have a lighter wallet too. For giving their brats cash to donate and basically shutting them up. For a while anyways !

  • Sal Monella
    July 13, 2016 at 5:24 am

    I don’t support Bernie but het is correct: the system is corrupt.

    Turns out the stock rally that’s going on is not because individuals are buying stocks; it’s the central banks like the Fed, Bank of Japan, Deutch Bank and JNB buying the stocks. Check zerohedge.com for info. Everyone I’ve talked to pulled out long time ago as we are in recession, maybe depression. This is an illusion, a bubble to get Hillary elected. Then they let in and it all comes crashing down and she gets to raise onerous taxes and Marxist policies to rescue us. Part of the NWO plan.

    At least with Bernie he was honest and out front with his Socialism and you knew he was nuts.

    Trump 2016. We need a businessman to run this country like a business and not rape it for the profit of a few elites. Let him piss off a few minorities if he wanits, that’s noise. It’s the bigger pcture that’s important.

  • Menken's Ghost
    July 12, 2016 at 11:48 pm

    Wrong. I supported Bernie but there is no way in hell I’m voting for Clinton. There are many who feel the same way.

  • J
    July 12, 2016 at 10:46 pm

    Xactly why I’m a libertarian.

  • Reddog
    July 12, 2016 at 7:00 pm

    I think Bernies hair actually looks better than killarys in that pic

  • ItsAllABadDream
    July 12, 2016 at 6:41 pm

    Unfortunately these Berniacs will ultimately fall in line and vote for Hillary. I wish they’d either vote for Stein or stay home but alas they’ll eventually realize that not voting for Hillary will put their handouts at risk so…

  • John Wick
    July 12, 2016 at 4:57 pm

    Trump 2016.

    Can’t have that lying bitch in office. We’re screwed if she gets in.

  • Wwy
    July 12, 2016 at 4:48 pm

    She barely beat a communist,America is so fucked up.

  • Love, Me
    July 12, 2016 at 4:11 pm

    OK, all you butthurt people who have declared Bernie to be dead to you, and vowing to vote for Jill Stein, Jill just offered to give up the Green Party nomination so that Bernie can run. What now? Bern!!!!

  • Three Ball Fred
    July 12, 2016 at 3:15 pm

    Crusty’s crotch should be declared a superfund site.

    • Turd Burglestein
      July 12, 2016 at 4:50 pm

      Your mom’s crotch needs funding? Did she get evicted from her usual corner?

      • Three Ball Fred
        July 13, 2016 at 8:07 am

        Do you like Crusty’s rotten box?

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